FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BOBARABA!
Begin with the hat tip to the Official EDSBS Bundameister Kanu, who led us to the marvelous cheesecake we offer today.
The biggest hit in Cote D’Ivoire at the moment is “Bobaraba,” a song whose title in the local Djouf means a large and very attractive behind. (Same number of syllables as “Badonkadonk;” deep grammar types, rejoice!) The concept behind (snicker) the song:
“We made it as a tribute to women, because African women are defined by the shape of their bottoms,” he says.
“Move your bottom, jump, you see, it’s alive.”
So, bunda becomes Bobaraba today as we celebrate the ladies of West Africa and Cote d’Ivoire.
BOBARABA! Any video that begins with an exploding logo must be awesome. Feel free to clear the office chairs out and shake your own bobaraba, even if it’s on the flat and caucasoid side.
Additional examples of bobarabage follow after the jump, including one pic of Absolutely Amber, who you’ll agree has an honorary bobaraba.




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One question…
You mean women spend 6 days a week in the gym trying to get a better looking ass and working off that stuff that follows us around and you guys actually like a nice round, somewhat larger ass?
Damn. I’ve wasted a lot of time.
Comment by blon57 — February 22, 2025 @ 1:30 pm
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Is this Cote d’Ivoire edition due to POTUS’s trip to Africa? I think I’ll sit this one out … maybe wait for the Surfer chicks to come back …
Comment by SunDawg — February 22, 2025 @ 1:36 pm
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I can totally get behind this new method of appreciating the booty.
Picture #1 is my choice for winner.
Comment by Signal to Noise — February 22, 2025 @ 1:37 pm
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#1 - no, we enjoy the spectacle. Plus these asses don’t have cellulite.
Comment by Brian — February 22, 2025 @ 1:38 pm
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Come now Orson, this bunda is a shipment of fail.
Comment by Stockman — February 22, 2025 @ 1:51 pm
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Stockman, we heartily disagree.
Comment by Orson Swindle — February 22, 2025 @ 1:52 pm
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Damn. I know I am one of the biggest bunda advocates here, but this may be too much of a good thing.
Yes, I realize that I was the guy practically begging for cheesecake earlier, and I don’t mean to come off as ungrateful, but damn.
As you all know, I like a big back yard but I don’t want it to have it’s own street address independent of the main lot.
Comment by TIGERinATL — February 22, 2025 @ 1:57 pm
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Allow me to echo Orson’s hearty disagreement.
Comment by OPS — February 22, 2025 @ 1:58 pm
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duhduhdee is happy to report the contraction of jungle fever… the only cure is more budonkadonk
Comment by duhduhdee — February 22, 2025 @ 2:01 pm
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They talked about this on BBC World News last night. Swear to god.
Apparently women in Côte d’Ivoire are getting injections in their butts to make them larger, and it’s a public health problem.
Comment by Chuck — February 22, 2025 @ 2:11 pm
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Did a little research on Ivory coast or more properly Cote D’Ivoire. Seems as though it was a former French colony. Reading further….the first Europeans there were PORTUGUESE! I knew it! Just like Brazil the Portuguese ass traders were responsible for the modern day glutimus megamus that we so enjoy today. QED
Comment by hunglikehussain — February 22, 2025 @ 2:12 pm
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uh huh… I put that song into the universal translator …. it was total gibberish, except for like 2 places where some guy was saying “my what a nice booty” in Swahili
BTW… I had booty before booty was big…. and all you nerds looked at was my boobs
Comment by Lt Uhura — February 22, 2025 @ 2:16 pm
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Funnily enough, I refer you to the “Brazilian butt lift.” I do not wish to disabuse the hardcore bunda fans of their no doubt delusional (and disturbed) ilussions, but even this body part is not guaranteed to be 100% God-given.
http://www.realself.com/article/Brazilian_butt_lift.html
Comment by MST3K — February 22, 2025 @ 2:17 pm
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I can find better looking bobaraba of African descent in one Google search.
You get credit for the diversity, but fail at your evaluation of bunda of a darker quality (in which case, I suppose bobaraba is like the Guinness of ass.)
Comment by Justin C. Cliburn — February 22, 2025 @ 2:22 pm
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“bobaraba”…didn’t they play the national anthem at the bcs game last month???
Comment by gerry dorsey — February 22, 2025 @ 2:35 pm
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Look, there’s 2 kind of big butts. There’s big good, and there’s big bad. {When you say you like big round butts, most people do not understand the difference between the two and start trying to set you up with fat chicks- “you’ll like her”, and then you meet her and instantly understand that this person does not at all understand what you meant when you said you aren’t afraid of a big round ass, but i digress}.
These are all big good. I’ll take any woman like this over the heroin sheik Kate Moss, Olive Oil women with no curves.
Beautiful asses, like beautiful women, come in all shapes and sizes, and all can be appreciated for their own respective beauty. And if they have personality and brains to boot, then giddy up.
Bonne fin de semaine mes amis. Viva Cote D’Ivoire y vive les derrieres belles, tous les deux grandes y petites!
Comment by Kanu — February 22, 2025 @ 2:36 pm
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Stockman - I endorse your statement. Unlike most weeks, I see no need to revisit the bunda post this time.
Comment by Last Dragon — February 22, 2025 @ 2:37 pm
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Mixed-Bag Dept:
After seeing the video and the first few pictures the babes were a little disappointing..need a pretty face to go with the nice rump……
…but……
…that last picture is in the ‘wow, bundalicious’ category!
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — February 22, 2025 @ 2:38 pm
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“heroin sheik Kate Moss” — since when did Kate moss move to Afghanistan and become a poppy growing tribal leader? ‘Chic’ perhaps sir?
I think Kim Kardashian has an ass implant.
Comment by Brian — February 22, 2025 @ 2:49 pm
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One wonders whether the Azores (Portuguese colony) has a hidden cache of bundalicious babes stumbling around that we haven’t found out about.
Comment by Brian — February 22, 2025 @ 2:52 pm
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Brian- having been close but not quite to Brasil {Argentina} and Portugal {Spain}, I am absolutely certain of it.
Comment by Kanu — February 22, 2025 @ 3:02 pm
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The three chicks in blue jeans are the only ones I see that qualify as good bunda. The rest…..not so much.
Comment by crimson daddy — February 22, 2025 @ 3:08 pm
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I assume the last pic is Amber, who is mighty talented, however I fear the others fall victim to the law of diminishing returns. Not that I have room to talk about ass size or anything.
Comment by Big Jon — February 22, 2025 @ 3:12 pm
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#1 -
No, please keep up the good work. Orson needs help.
Comment by Vol — February 22, 2025 @ 3:21 pm
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Re: Pic 2 - “Never trust a big butt and a smile.”
Sincerely,
Bel, Biv and Devoe.
Comment by GamecockTony — February 22, 2025 @ 3:50 pm
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#1 is the bobaraba of my dreams.
KANU- you sir, are truly one of gods messengers.
except for that whole Dawgs thing…..
Comment by CK — February 22, 2025 @ 4:04 pm
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I think the Kinks said it best when they sang, “I am not an ass man.”
Comment by Sundawg — February 22, 2025 @ 4:10 pm
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in a word….
way too f***ing much bunda… yuck.
Comment by burt77 — February 22, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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#1…as vol @ #24 has so ably stated, your time and effort has not been wasted…to the contrary. Well- worked, proportionate glutes are a thing of beauty and a joy forever…(sorry…got the ‘ideal’ thing goin’)…alot to be said for a firm, stable structure in the power center of the overall machine…enhances any activity imaginable. Have I given this too much thought?
On that note, I’m gonna take my narrow ass to the martini-gittin’ place and regale my fellow patrons with tales of EDSBS…with emphasis on the BS…bon soir.
Comment by sb — February 22, 2025 @ 4:32 pm
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Her ass is, like, so big… she must be one of those rap guys’ girlfriends…
Mix-a-lot approves.
Comment by Cock D — February 22, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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So have we trasitioned from Bunda of the Latin variety to Bobaraba of the African variety? Cause I’m cool with that.
Comment by Herb — February 22, 2025 @ 5:04 pm
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The cardinal virtue of all beauty is restraint.
#1 is bordering on freakish, in one straight white boy’s opinion.
(Hate to see that thang in 15 or 20 years.)
Comment by NRBQ — February 22, 2025 @ 5:11 pm
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Orson I disagree with the naysayers and enjoyed the diverse selection of bunda. Especially the last pic.
Comment by JoesDeliGatorTail — February 22, 2025 @ 6:05 pm
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#1- Your work is much appreciated.
I don’t get the professions of bunda love (though I also don’t fully believe them- not many suburban kids actually went after girls with big butts in Sir Mix-a-Lot’s heyday either).
Comment by Chg — February 22, 2025 @ 6:14 pm
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I could get lost in #1’s. Literally, I think I could fit.
Comment by poguemahone — February 22, 2025 @ 6:28 pm
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None of that Bunda would ever fit on an AirTrans flight.
Comment by MorningBeer — February 22, 2025 @ 7:52 pm
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This is a pretty funny video of Bear Bryant being interviewed at halftime of some Iron Bowl at some point, looks like the 80s.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6N__pA8Jc
Comment by Brian — February 22, 2025 @ 9:24 pm
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I don’t think I’m ready for that jelly.
Comment by John — February 23, 2025 @ 11:55 am
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FC threadjack alert:
Alabama steps it up a notch
http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2008/02/ua_football_captain_arrested.html
and Iowa is going for the Big Televen title in something this year.
http://www.gazetteonline.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080223/NEWS/310795518/1006/news
Comment by rusty — February 23, 2025 @ 2:07 pm
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The three leaning on the bar in the second picture—three times the fun, and you have a nice variety of shapes and, no doubt, other, umm, proclivities?
Comment by David — February 23, 2025 @ 2:40 pm
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Busy weekend in Tuscaloosa:
Rashad Johnson arrested: http://www.tidesports.com/article/20080223/TS10/695524568/1011/NEWS
Tuscaloosa News Executive Sports Editor (and adjunct professor at Alabama) fired for sexual harassment: http://www.tidesports.com/article/20080223/NEWS/140384936/1011
Comment by This Is Your Captain Speaking — February 23, 2025 @ 2:51 pm
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Rashaud Johnson increases Alabama’s Point Total.
They’ve got the recruiting MNC, and now they’re going for the Fulmer Cup!!!
Senior Captains at Alabama know how to get arrested. That’s fo sho.
Comment by NewAZTiger — February 23, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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Houndstooth is out, Prison Stripes are IN!!!
Comment by NewAZTiger — February 23, 2025 @ 4:34 pm
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Sir Mix-a-lot can have is big butts. Personally I wouldn’t touch any one of them with 10 foot pole. Blah
Comment by Cruzer — February 24, 2025 @ 9:38 am
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Whatever happened to ole pancake butt….just like mom used to make. I know how to impress these girls. I’ll tell em it’s their birthday, then I’ll tell em I don’t give a fuck it’s their birthday.
Anyway, I dug the pics. The song was ass…..literally. I think everyone dissing Orson’s bunda choice has pissed him off and rendered me with nothing to read on this sunday morning while I’m stuck in luxurious Starkville.
MOTHERFUCKERS!
Comment by SpookyJuice — February 24, 2025 @ 10:02 am
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those are still targets John Parker WIlson couldn’t hit 2 of every 3 times
Comment by beckett92 — February 24, 2025 @ 4:45 pm
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PO PO ZAO
Comment by bup bup bup — February 24, 2025 @ 6:01 pm
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Chg @ 34 - I can’t speak for anyone else, but it doesn’t get much more suburban than me, and I was committed to the big butt then and now.
Doesn’t mean that I am immune to the charms of the smaller perky butt, mind you - it’s possible to find an ass that has nothing to recommend it but the chase is better than the catch in that case, as metal lothario Lemmy reminds us.
Comment by DC Trojan — February 25, 2025 @ 1:04 am