MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY
Our Mustache of the Day comes from the random internet pull, but it’s a damn fine random internet pull:

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
Our Mustache of the Day comes from the random internet pull, but it’s a damn fine random internet pull:

Happy Mustache Wednesday, motherfuckers!
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1
Over/Under on how many years this takes?
Comment by dave — January 16, 2026 @ 5:27 pm
2
I like to think this is from a re-enactment of the assassination of Archduke Francis Ferdinand.
Nonetheless, this man’s dedication to the craft of ’stacheiculture earns him 1000 cocktails!
Comment by Eric — January 16, 2026 @ 5:30 pm
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I don’t care how many years it takes, that is totally gonna be me when I grow up. And by “grow up”, I mean more mature than now. Which may take a while.
Comment by Berdingo — January 16, 2026 @ 5:39 pm
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Hey if them blacks got their fro’s… white men got this! LOL
Comment by sportsbookers — January 16, 2026 @ 5:55 pm
5
A lot of that starts from the chin, well below the Mendoza line for qualifying as a mustache. It’s impressive enough as a massive lip cozy, but the huge curls are actually grown from the beard area.
They’re also quite possibly fake, because that is some riduculous facial hair action going on. I’m not sure the human neck can withstand that kind of weight.
Comment by Hannibal Montegna — January 16, 2026 @ 5:57 pm
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#4 I respectfully disagree. A righteous horseshoe (a la Hogan) or handlebar mustache is still a mustache even though they both leave the stuffy confines of the upper lip, no?
One must appreciate the sheer majesty of this soup strainer.
I envision this guy on a large wheel boneshaker bike.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — January 16, 2026 @ 6:56 pm
7
I’m pretty sure that stuff is the same type of hair that rhinos grow into horns…..
Comment by CLTDawg — January 16, 2026 @ 7:33 pm
8
It’s Tim the Enchanter!
Comment by SpartanDan — January 16, 2026 @ 7:43 pm
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My friends call me…..Tim?
Comment by Dr. William S. McPimpslap, M.D. — January 16, 2026 @ 7:57 pm
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Isnt this guy in the Guiness “Brilliant!” commercials?
I envision him starting every conversation with the word
“Bully!”…..like an old school bald strongman wearing the one armed Unitard and lifting the old school black dumbell with “100 pounds” in big white letters clearly marked with one arm over his head……
I wish more Muslims would do something more creative with their scraggly ass hair of beards and ’staches they try to grow…..make it more appealing to the camera before they blow themselves up
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 16, 2026 @ 8:27 pm
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#10 - Particularly because if you go the belt-of-C4 route, typically all that’s left is your shoes and - at some distance - your head, which went popping off like a low-velocity mortar shell. Why not leave a fab mustache behind?
Comment by DC Trojan — January 16, 2026 @ 9:03 pm
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damn…. even Captain Crunch is jealous
Comment by beckett929 — January 16, 2026 @ 10:12 pm
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I think Dr. Pepper ought to use him for that passing contest at halftime… fire one through that ’stache hole and win a million dollars.
Comment by Flatlander — January 16, 2026 @ 10:15 pm
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The (original) Orson Swindle in the New York Times!
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/17/us/politics/17carolina.html
Comment by Will — January 16, 2026 @ 10:17 pm
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Paragraph 13, for the Vietnam era Orson Swindle mention
Comment by Will — January 16, 2026 @ 10:18 pm
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Yea when I met Mr. Swindle this summer he jokingly told me I could only get a picture with him if I voted McCain. He was with McCain’s bro at the time (GT vs MD football game) Damn fine Americans both - John & Orson - but I really don’t think I’m a McCain guy.
Comment by Brian — January 16, 2026 @ 11:42 pm
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18th c. Prussian military…they were the ultimate in gunmen-for-hire back in the day, bitches!
Comment by Raider Red — January 17, 2026 @ 12:15 am
18
That’s gotta be a relative of Mike Holmgren.
Comment by Geaux Irish — January 17, 2026 @ 1:48 am
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That man alone has keep the stock price of Mel’s Mustache Wax high for the past five years.
Comment by Will (the other one) — January 17, 2026 @ 8:58 am
20
Damn hard to come up with a pen name (nom de plume for you literate folk) that hasn’t been used.
Was John McCain held captive and tortured at UF too, or was that another McCain?
Comment by SunDawg — January 17, 2026 @ 9:00 am
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It’s the Pringles potato chip character. Or possibly a banjo player in a Dizieland Jazz band, circa 1890.
Comment by J.J. — January 17, 2026 @ 9:06 am
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that there’s and award winning mustache, to be exact.
http://www.worldbeardchampionships.com/schani.html
Comment by sean — January 17, 2026 @ 9:31 am
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and the man has his own webgame. Some impressive pics there…
http://www.schanimitterhauser.at/englindex.html
Comment by sean — January 17, 2026 @ 9:32 am
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This guy looks like he was in a Barber shop Quartet that ran away to join the Confederate Army
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 17, 2026 @ 9:50 am
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I believe the proper term for that is a beardstache.
Comment by ChemE93 — January 17, 2026 @ 10:21 am
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I am still partial to the beard combover:
http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/761/761527/superbowl-xli-sierramist-combover_1170716048.jpg
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 17, 2026 @ 8:12 pm