Teenage boys throughout Texas can rejoice as the Texas state senate killed the sexy cheerleading bill that passed in the house. The bill was introduced in the state house by Al Edwards, who actually believed it would cut down on teen pregnancies, AIDS, drop outs and herpes. Edwards can be seen in this Daily Show interview (click on Wiltfong: No Child’s Sweet Behind) explaining the epidemic of sexy cheerleading plaguing the state. The state senators either believe that they’ve got more important things to work on, like crime, education and healthcare, or really dig those suggestive routines under the Friday night lights of Texas’ high school football fields.
Cheer on without fear of prosecution girls!
In a cost saving move, the Tennessee Pride of the Southland Marching Band will not be making the trip to Florida and LSU. The budget crunch likely comes from the big payout the Vols had to make to Buzz Peterson… the ex-Volunteer basketball coach. Rather, they’ll be taking a much smaller contingent in an effort to save money. The Gator and Tiger fans will be much relieved to not be subjected to theh same level of “Rocky Top” over and over and over again.
Thanks to Onterrio Smith, University of Tennessee and Oregon State University Alum, the Whizzinator is the new must have for all major program football players. For a look at the product, click here…. but the picture is not PG. Don’t worry, they come in five different shades for all ethnicities. The question is, why didn’t Ricky Williams know about this?
Thank you Onterrio… for one of the best giggle-friendly stories of the year.
