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1
4L Over the line, sweet jesus says:
You should have gone to Vanderbilt, son. You’d have made more money.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
2
Wild Bill says:
Roll Tide! You run a great site Orson and your Gators played a great game. Good Luck in your bowl.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:38 pm
3
Jrlz says:
If you want to see a lot of fail, go to TigerDroppings.com right now.
(*tears of shame for his fanbase*)
December 5th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
4
Wooderson says:
If Tebow’s tears really can cure cancer, you might want to get some of those towels from the Florida sidelines up to Emory stat.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
5
TexUGAn says:
Quote of the night from my brother after the Game: He’s like an Athletic Jonas Brother.
I submit for LSUFREEK’s Inspiration…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nRSOvscgAs&feature=related
December 5th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
6
landon says:
Question: Does the greater Los Angeles area need to prepare for Alabama fans in the same way that Houston prepared for Katrina refugees?
December 5th, 2009 at 8:49 pm
7
oc phil says:
And Florida’s most impressive win this year was over whom?
December 5th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
8
Jack Fact says:
Much love to Baby Rhino, but seriously…walk it off (and by that I mean get drunk, hit a strip club and kill a hooker.*)
*may or may not be my post-game plans.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
9
no_sir says:
@landon: not funny.
December 5th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
10
BLL says:
Heh. ‘Bama fans will potentially be the most genteel of fanbases in LA. Sub Commandante Wayne will see to that.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
11
smoochyecoochie says:
Roll Tide.. Just seeing if I can say something and it make this blog..
Good game Gators..
December 5th, 2009 at 9:06 pm
12
Kevin@LSU says:
Can you imagine EDSBS Live if texas loses…holy shit
December 5th, 2009 at 9:07 pm
13
bamagreg says:
Jesus Wept. See you next year
December 5th, 2009 at 9:11 pm
14
smoochyecoochie says:
As a Bama fan.. thanks for the 4 weeks to fix the trailer between this win and the MNC ballgame… It’ll take 1/2 week to get the walls & roof fixed.. the next 3.5 weeks to dial in the HDTV Satellite Dish on that sheet metal roof…
Roll Tide Roll.. You’re Dixie’s Football Pride Crimson Tide….
Sing along.. to drown out the O singing .. the good ole Rocky TopSong…
The Creed song hurt my ears but maybe Orson will put some Salve on that….
all in good fun…
December 5th, 2009 at 9:13 pm
15
haybeav says:
If making Tebow cry is wrong, I don’t want to be right
December 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
16
Vandy J says:
Oh God…I forgot about the bet…
December 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
17
CBGator says:
Timothy 11:35
Tebow wept.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
18
BocaHuskyUWowl says:
Washington-42
California-10
congrats to the alma mater for going out strong. I will certainly take going from 0-12 to 5-7. the ot loss to notre dame as well as the last second losses to ucla and arizona state make this bittersweet, but they went out fighting at the end.
bow down to washington
December 5th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
19
Smyth says:
Nebraska Football: It’s like watching paint dry, only at least with paint you get some fumes to make it less painful.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
20
Harris says:
@Kevin@LSU: I didn’t get the five-gallon tub of Vaseline for nothing.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
21
MrRedDevil says:
By the way, USC lost at HOME to ARIZONA. In a FOOTBALL game.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
22
crimsonbarrister says:
Mmmm…….virgin tears…. like gravy over a biscuit….
December 5th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
23
NewAZTiger says:
And it SNOWED IN HOUSTON!
December 5th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
24
JD says:
#21 -
Tell USC I hear El Paso is nice this time of year. If you don’t get shot.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
25
NewsDawg says:
The Georgia Dome is now hallowed ground since Tebow’s tears have been shed upon it. We need a plaque or statue to honor the blessing.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
26
Temujin334 says:
As an Alabama fan, I appreciate Texas trying to lose McCoy’s Heisman but they better win this damn game since I much prefer to face Texas than TCU. I am usually a rational Alabama fan (yes we do exist) but it’s gonna be pretty hard not to go apeshit in the next few weeks. Time of poss. Bama 39:37 FL 20:23 is the type of stat I love to see.
Am I the only one that thinks Bo Pelini looks like an extra from “O’ Brother Where Art Thou”?
December 5th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
27
Sims says:
“Bow Down to Washington”
Yea, 3rd place in the PacNW and the Huskies are “back’! What a joke.
December 5th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
28
NRBQ says:
Damn, Orson.
Not one curse, invective or oath?
(re: UGA 2007)
December 5th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
29
crimsonbarrister says:
I’lll try to be humble…good game gators, Tebow is a class act, and… fuck it…….BOW DOWN BITCHES!!!!!!! YOU THOUGHT BAMA FANS WERE BAD BEFORE????? JUST WAIT UNTIL #13 IS IN THE BOOKS!!!! ROLL TIDE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! GET LAID TEBAG YOU HOLIER-THAN-THOU-PIECE-OF-SHIT! HOW’S THE HANGOVER CARLOS???URBAN WAS THE WORST POPE EVAR!!!
AND AUBURN STILL SUCKS!!!!
ROLL MOTHERFUCKING TIDE!!!!!!
…whew…
December 5th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
30
crimsonbarrister says:
sorry… its been awhile…..
December 5th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
31
DHFJEHT says:
I really hope Nebraska holds on so TCU or Cincy will have the honor of Utah-ing Saban and the ‘Necks this year…
December 5th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
32
Brandon says:
your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible your Tebow is not invincible
December 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
33
ibelievealabama#1 says:
@29 My dog is looking at me like I just lost my mind. I sprayed “barrel select” George Dickel all over my keyboard. Tell us how you really feel, why don’t ya
December 5th, 2009 at 10:11 pm
34
NewsDawg says:
Tonight, I promise you, no one will drink harder or curse more than Gator fans in Atlanta.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
35
Crabapple Buck says:
Nobody can relate to how you feel right now Orson, like I can. It stings for awhile. Your mileage may vary.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
36
The Tusk says:
@31 - Bitter much? Typical weak-bitch move to hope someone else takes down the team yours isn’t capable of beating.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
37
Mich-Placed Gator says:
WTF?!? Did Texas spend championship week preparing like Florida did? …having a few dranks while watching Monday Night Football with “the boys”, hung over all day Tuesday so bad they forgot the entire Tuesday practice while concentrating on “just don’t puke”, and the rest of the week reading how great they were?
…at least no Steers passed out at a red light.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
38
BocaHuskyUWowl says:
@27
Sims,
That’s the title of our fight song, joke. Go crawl back in your hole.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
39
KennyGregoryRockThaCradle says:
That’s gotta be one biiiiiig cake…
December 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
40
NewsDawg says:
Texas-Nebraska has shades of Auburn/Miss St. from two years ago.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
41
BocaHuskyUWowl says:
and Florida Atlantic takes home the Shula Award for the 4th year in a row!!!!! Eat it International.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
December 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
42
Bored says:
Can any other Heisman candidates pooch punt like that? Twice in a game?
God this game is awful. Mules and turnips.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
43
Super C says:
@ 6: Refugees, huh? Didn’t realize Katrina victims that were able to relocate lost their citizenship due to a natural disaster.
On topic: Cheers to Dixie’s Football Pride for winning the SEC Title and I guess the consolation prize of New Orleans shouldn’t feel so bad for Gator Nation. That is, unless they get rocked to sleep by, say, Texas, TCU, Cincy, or Boise St.
December 5th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
44
NewAZTiger says:
#29 - would you care to list the “12″?
It’ll look more like “6″ when you’re done with it. Impressive, but you’ve bought into a marketing strategy from the 1993 Alabama AD.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
45
Boy Howdy says:
@39:
It’s the Batterhorn.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
46
cantcatchuf says:
Give Suh the Heisman and award the Nebraska defense (and only the defense) the MNC championship already.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
47
JL says:
If there’s an EDSBS podcast next week, it will be the saddest thing ever recorded. Or the angriest. Depends on how you guys cope.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
48
JL says:
If Nebraska pulls this off, that is.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
49
Navid Nousel says:
# 44 - Football was played before the AP poll was in existence. Next year when the barn covers against Bama are you morons going to have another tractor parade or are you going to add moral victories to the accepatable list of reasons to to toss shit paper at trees? Maybe you can just make up some more tin-foil rings or hoist another SEC west co-championship banner.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
50
Kevin@LSU says:
That clock management makes Les Miles look like a genius.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:27 pm
51
cantcatchuf says:
WHY DO YOU HATE ME COTG?!
December 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
52
SDF Fan says:
Game. Blouses.
It will be so fun to watch Alabama torch these clowns.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
53
Kevin@LSU says:
This is what is known as a “buzzkill”
December 5th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
54
MrRedDevil says:
Hopefully Cincy will be super disappointed now, Brian Kelly will take the ND job, and UF won’t get blown out by them in the Sugar Bowl.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
55
Temujin334 says:
Hunter Lawrence, you magnificent bastard.
I look forward to my beloved Alabama raping your team in the championship game.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
56
cantcatchuf says:
53 - It is also known as being kicked in the balls twice in one day.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
57
JD says:
Anyone walking the streets of Fort Worth in Longhorns gear is gonna get beat to death. What a bullshit ending.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
58
MrRedDevil says:
Nebraska totally fucked up the kickoff. Totally fucked up the first play and had the horsecollar play. Basically gave up 70 fucking yards in 5 fucking seconds.
Still, McCoy almost threw away their whole fucking season.
Gerhart is the Heisman winner.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:37 pm
59
NewAZTiger says:
#49: I’ll start with the “1941″ National Championship that Alabama claims.
1941, Alabama was 9-2, finished 20th in the AP poll, 3rd in the SEC, and Mississippi State won it’s only SEC championship that year.
You have a T-shirt with that “national title” on it. It is fabricated, pure and simple.
Many of the others are also retroactive “titles”. They were manufactured by your AD after the 1992 season.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
60
cantcatchuf says:
The government needs to somehow preserve that Nebraska defense. When the aliens invade, they will be our only hope.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
61
Kevin@LSU says:
one more step from mccoy and nebraska wins….one more yard for clemson and id still be watching that game
December 5th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
62
NewAZTiger says:
#60: Unless the invading aliens have horse collars.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
63
cantcatchuf says:
61 - One less DUI, one competent offensive coordinator, one halfway focused defense that played anything like it should play, one (times ten) less perfectly timed self-destroying penalties, one less opposing QB deciding to have his fucking metamorphosis into Peyton Manning, one less McClain, one less Cody, one less…
…*sigh*
December 5th, 2009 at 11:44 pm
64
John says:
Argh! That was frustrating. Texas would not beat TCU on a neutral field and they’re only getting into the Title Game based on their reputation. I can’t decide which I want more: Alabama smoking Texas in Pasadena, or Texas getting another shitty victory while TCU destroys Florida, resulting in a split title. Since the voters would never let the latter happen, I’ll have to root for the former.
Mack Brown made Les Miles look like a fucking clock management genius.
December 5th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
65
crimsonbarrister says:
NewAZTiger… how about we agree the number is more than 1… and more recent than 1957…
…make you feel better???
Enjoy Orlando loser…
December 6th, 2009 at 12:08 am
66
MightyMightyMitzu says:
I love how only a perfectly well oiled machine with no mistakes could possibly hope to score 32 points on the world class Florida defense. Thats almost 3 times as much as Alabama scored on Tennessee. Florida wasn’t that great, they got taken to the wire at home against Arkansas and took far too long to put away Ole Miss. Alabamas looked pretty shitty at times (AU, UT), so has Texas. If there was a year for one of these stupid mid majors to make a case for BCS inclusion this is it, so you “marquee programs” better get your shit together for the bowl season.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:14 am
67
SteveInHouston says:
In celebration of our victory, I will allow one or two of you to punch me in the ear as hard as you can. I guarantee you I won’t feel it until tomorrow.
Except TCU fan. Keep chirping, Froggies. Last time we heard this noise from you lot, we beat you by 21. Under normal circumstances I’d be rooting for TCU, but after all the your bullshit over the past couple of months, I’m ready to see you play a real team from a real conference.
I would have no problem if they gave the Heisman to Suh or Gerhart or someone not Colt McCoy. And I’d have no problem with Alabama getting 14 from Vegas as a starting line.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:15 am
68
NatiJacket says:
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
December 6th, 2009 at 12:18 am
69
JD says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA, a real conference. What the fuck was the Big 12 exactly? You’re the only team that lost less than three games. The second-best team did everything but beat you. Everyone else was a massive disappointment. And your OOC was a hilarious joke.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:19 am
70
Kevin@LSU says:
I think the real lesson to be learned here is that you should always have a plan. However. the plan should be the same for all of us, and that is; You should always planned to be surprised.
And that’s tonight word. Now, I’m off to the bar in the never ending pursuit of girls with low self-esteems. Good night, go to hell, and most importantly, feed the hate.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:20 am
71
JD says:
I wasn’t done yet, sorry. TCU and Cincinnati both have two wins better than anything Texas put together. TCU destroyed BYU (on the road) and Utah. Cincinnati beat Oregon State and Pittsburgh on the road.
Explain to me why Texas gets to play for the title without resorting to “because they’re Texas” or some variation thereof.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:22 am
72
JD says:
One last thing, which we can all agree on.
If everyone saw the end of the Fresno State - Fighting [REDACTED]s game… FAT GUY TWO-POINT CONVERSION.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:27 am
73
Geori says:
Most recent Texas vs TCU game (2007): Texas 34 - TCU 13
Clemson held TCU this year to 14 points… That’s the best team that TCU has played! BYU and Utah both suck.
Texas would hold them to that and they’d score more than 14 (but not much). TCU doesn’t have a better D than Nebraska.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:36 am
74
beast in 'bama says:
Because we’re Texas…and TCU isn’t. Simple as that. Don’t believe me? Maybe I’ll see you in Pasadena to discuss it. Then again, maybe not.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:36 am
75
Mr. Pelican Pants says:
I love Auburn fans…I am glad they like keeping up with Bama’s history, sometimes, more than Bama fans….Hey here is a question….When is the last time Auburn has been ranked 2 yrs in a row in the top 5? Good luck with your bowl game…Say hey to Mickey Mouse….you know, the real coach of your team……and offense…..
Just think, if you guys would have had another week to prepare for Alabama, you may could have lost by only 1pt…..then we go on to focus on a real team and we beat their ass like it was second nature….good game Gators……and yes, losing a first round pick off of the defense CHANGES EVERYTHING….just like us losing Andre last yr before the Sugar Bowl changed everything…..and just like Utah exploited us, we exploited where Dunlap would be….and the rest is history…..and Nebraska got robbed……Longhorn Steakhouse in Pasadena….here we come…..and we will devour you…….
December 6th, 2009 at 12:52 am
76
AL says:
JD,
Dude, Florida State destroyed BYU on the road…don’t know that I would include that was a huge win for TCU. Not saying you don’t have a point overall, but that this might not be one of the supporting points you want to use.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:56 am
77
bamadan says:
I guess this is Bama’s third “real” SEC title since, according to Florida fans, football didn’t exist before 1990. On another note, the 1941 championship is indeed bogus but the 1966 championship that isn’t claimed is one of the greatest politicized travesties in college football history. Imagine if the 2-time national champs and pre-season #1 went undefeated, pitched 7 shutouts including the last 5 regular season games in a row and crushed a top-5 team in the Orange Bowl by 27 points? That’s right, they didn’t win the NC, it was given to Notre Dame. This rightful title is one of several that Alabama DOES NOT claim. I digress, though, as college football didn’t begin until 1990 and all championships won before that year are “mythical”.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:57 am
78
ShaneTCU says:
Let Texas go lose to Bama, TCU wouldn’t stand a chance against them either. we don’t deserve to go to Pasadena coming from the MWC. I just hope we get to play a real team. At least there will be one real Texan in Pasadena, and it’s McElroy. Besides, TCU might go undefeated next year too.
TCU will play the BEEEES, and if UGA can run on them, it’s gonna be ugly.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:01 am
79
PW says:
I believe Orson put a “why team x should be playing for the national championship” flowchart on here once.
Here’s why TCU won’t be playing for the MNC- they’re not one of the top 2 teams in the nation.
Even if you’re a TCU fan, you know that if you had to put money on a Texas-TCU or Bama-TCU game, your money would be on Bama and Texas. While the “we’ve beaten everyone we’ve played” argument is indisputable, my response is “2007 Hawaii also beat everyone they played.” I mean, I feel like TCU is much better than that Hawaii team, but I still don’t feel like they’re a top 2 team.
All of this is coming from a Gator fan who has felt all year that my own team wasn’t a top 2 team either and lo and behold, today’s game bore that out.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:02 am
80
Brandon Cox's Vagina says:
Considering that holding is one of the most damaging penalties in football, because it often negates a big play and/or backs a team up and stops a drive (can you say 2nd down and 20), we need to do whatever alabama is doing on their offensive line to make sure every block they make on almost EVERY PLAY is clean, legal and within the rules.
The alabama offensive line, despite having five guys going to war with defensive players on play after play, only held on one play in one game during their last six SEC games down the stretch of this season. You have to go back six SEC games, to the South Carolina game on Oct. 17, to find the last time they held against an SEC opponent. These guys are incredible!
What makes this even more impressive is that FIVE of those six SEC opponents during this time WERE CALLED FOR HOLDING while playing alabama.
Alabama did not hold against Florida, Auburn, Mississippi State, LSU or Tennessee. Apparently, in a momentary lapse in judgment, a bama player did grab a jersey on one play of the game against South Carolina. However, Florida, Auburn, MIssissippi State, Tennessee and South Carolina were all called for holding while playing Alabama.
I believe the other teams in the SEC need to find out what technique alabama is using and start teaching it immediately.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:04 am
81
Mr. Pelican Pants says:
#79
Its called the cockpunch……very effective…takes their breath away…..
December 6th, 2009 at 1:10 am
82
bamadan says:
@80 It’s called “zone blocking” and it is taught by NFL veteran coach Joe Pendry. Alabama is having a youth football camp in the spring if you would like to attend.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:10 am
83
Jordan says:
I’d absolutely put money on TCU over Texas: where do I sign up for that?
December 6th, 2009 at 1:18 am
84
sjs1959 says:
They said bryant won 6 but he only won three
1961, no question, yes
1964, no, they lost their bowl game and Arkansas was the only team left standing
1965, Yup.
1973, um, remember the Sugar Bowl?NO
1978, NO, remember how USC whipped them AT LEGION FIELD?
1979, of course.
Not to mention the 102 that the Bama AD claims they won prior to Bryant.
That having been said, they look like they just might win one this year.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:22 am
85
Rob says:
There had better be some jpegs of Cartman licking Tebow’s tears by Sunday afternoon!
December 6th, 2009 at 1:40 am
86
wfguiteau says:
If Texas had fits against a Nebraska team with no offense, what are they going to do against Alabama? How is Texas going to suddenly discover the offensive potency they’ve lacked against any reasonably good defense. The only good defenses they’ve played all year are Oklahoma sans Bradford and Nebraska sans Offense. Those two games were won by a combined score of 29-27. I would not bet the farm on Texas this year.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:40 am
87
SteveInHouston says:
The only justifications I’ve seen on behalf of TCU boil down to “TCU is not clearly worse than Texas, therefore TCU would kick Texas’ ass on a neutral field.”
Whatever. TCU hasn’t faced any defenses like OU’s or Nebraska’s. Texas struggled with both, and beat both. OTOH, Texas has faced offenses comparable to those faced by TCU (Ok State, Tech, A&M all have O’s that are at least equal to those of, say, Utah and/or BYU) and beaten them as well.
Please don’t think I’m making some big case for the Horns as the best team in the land here. I know the Big 12 is down, and I totally acknowledge that we’ll be at least two-touchdown underdogs to Alabama going into the MNC game. You know what? So would TCU, Cincinnati and/or Boise.
But this BS about TCU being clearly better than Texas is just that. And in the absence of anything to prove otherwise, what else are you going to use as ways to differentiate teams?
You know what? Whatever. At this point, I’m combining a bunch of rum + Texas’ experiences in the Rose Bowl + our historical record vs. Bama as rays of hope for the MNC game.
And I can’t wait to see the paroxysms of terror that Los Angeles goes through when they have a bunch of Texans and Alabamians descending on their fair city just after the New Year. You guys thought it was bad when you were dealing with endemic unemployment and official corruption … just you wait!
December 6th, 2009 at 1:44 am
88
Alex Hamilton says:
Hey AZ Tiger,
Talk all the shit you want about our NC’s. We just won another tonight which makes more
NCs than your school by 12, not counting 1941. Suck on that Bitch!
Quickly name the difference between Terrance Cody & Tim Tebow;
In April 2010, Cody will be a first round draft pick. Tebow will be on the 700 Club crying
on Pat Robinson’s arms.
OH SNAP. You got dominated Bitches!
December 6th, 2009 at 1:48 am
89
Techie says:
Georgia Tech wins ACC in second year of the Johnson Era.
All is proceeding as according to prophecy. And the nerds shall inherit the Earth.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:56 am
90
tailgate shogun says:
Dear Tim,
There is no God.
Warmest regards,
Those not in love with Jesus.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:56 am
91
haybeav says:
So I guess Bama’s back?
December 6th, 2009 at 1:59 am
92
Ruck'em Horns says:
House of Spears for Heisman.
December 6th, 2009 at 2:12 am
93
CoopDawg says:
hey Techie, I thought beating UGA was a part of the prophecy
December 6th, 2009 at 2:23 am
94
roll_tide_daniel says:
Tim Tebow for Criesman
December 6th, 2009 at 2:25 am
95
Jim Grizzle says:
Well, well, well…
Where was Marc Curles’ officiating crew when Florida needed them to call phantom personal fouls on Bama defenders?
December 6th, 2009 at 2:25 am
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UKChris says:
http://crytebowcry.ytmnd.com/
December 6th, 2009 at 2:34 am
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SteveInHouston says:
“House of Spears for Heisman.”
Yup. And you wouldn’t get any argument whatsoever outside of the 95/5 ratio from Horns fans.
Dude’s legit. If he can get into the right system in the pros, he’ll be a Hall of Famer.
Utterly bizarre, but the Big 12 could have three first-round draft picks at the DT spot this year - Suh, McCoy and Houston. It’s a testament to the ridiculousness of talent there that Lamar is the third-best option at the position.
Big 12 DTs = SEC LBs in that regard.
December 6th, 2009 at 2:36 am
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NatiJacket says:
@91 Tech beat UGA last year, didn’t you hear?
“Would you look at those morons… I paid my taxes over a year ago!”
CPJ First year: Beat UGA, don’t win ACC
2nd year: Lose to UGA, win ACC
3rd year ??
4th year: Profit
December 6th, 2009 at 2:46 am
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Kevin@LSU says:
Alabama fans are setting themselves up for a shit-storm for whenever they lose.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:28 am
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JimHalpert says:
@66, Florida never played Ole Miss this year. Perhaps you’re thinking of Miss State. It happens all the time it’s okyouknowwhatfuckyou.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:37 am
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maomatt says:
@82
>They said bryant won 6 but he only won three
>1961, no question, yes
>1964, no, they lost their bowl game and Arkansas was the only team left standing
>1965, Yup.
>1973, um, remember the Sugar Bowl?NO
>1978, NO, remember how USC whipped them AT LEGION FIELD?
>1979, of course.
feeling bitter? It is common knowledge that the national champions were selected before bowl games prior to 1974. You can toss up 78 all you like, but when Bama stuffed Penn State on 4th and goal, any denial just sounds like your girl parts are leaking.
Not even to mention 1966.
Suck it Bitch
December 6th, 2009 at 3:46 am
102
Jordan says:
Steve in Houston: I’ll bet you 500 bucks straight up TCU beats Texas on a neutral field.
Oh wait, thats right, we can’t, because the BCS sucks.
UT has beat no one. The best wins they have come against teams that lost to UH or BYU until tonight, and they got extremely lucky to win that one, against a team that has lost to Iowa State.
Is it an obvious victory? Of course not - nothing is. But they’d still kick y’alls ass. One day, One day.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:49 am
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Ruck'em Horns says:
Oh, all of us here, well atleast the ones watching the game with me, accept him as our true ruler and overlord.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:49 am
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Ruck'em Horns says:
@100
Oh funny, funny, funny. you can hold our jock straps if you like. I mean, I know your grades or athletic ability weren’t good enough to get you here, but you have heart, and that’s what matters.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:53 am
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maomatt says:
New Orleans over New Years is a great party.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:56 am
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Jordan says:
@102
Have no personal connection to TCU (thank god). Its just that, well, y’all aren’t nearly as good as you think you are. Looking forward to ‘Bama beating you by 17+.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:05 am
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Ruck'em Horns says:
Put your money on that if you like, but Muschamp will not allow such blasphemy.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:11 am
108
rgw says:
Alabama-Texas will be a helluva game. I think both defenses will be dialed in with a month of prep.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:31 am
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PSUfanNYC says:
@ 79 -
That’s an amazing stat - no holding calls in 2 and a half months??? On the PSU boards (mostly people cheering for Alabama), there was a lot of discussion about the number of OBVIOUS holds and blocks in the back that went uncalled against Bama. Same was true against Auburn and Tennessee. Again, these are from neutral fans, mostly supporting the Tide against UF.
Thank goodness we bring the Big 10 refs with us to Tuscaloosa next year…
December 6th, 2009 at 9:00 am
110
Brizzle says:
House of Motherfuckin Spears would eat that cake in one bite. Damn that game was painful, but what do you expect when your offense would struggle against a JV team? The Huskers will be back in the B12 Title game soon and keep comin back if Bo keeps the Blackshirts playing like this. Go Big Red!! Oh, and Bama, fuck them Horns up!
December 6th, 2009 at 9:12 am
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BamaCPA says:
Aubrun fans crying about holding is laughable given their 1st TD of the game, which set up an onside kick and another TD, was a direct result of an open field hold that was missed. If you whiney butts had all the holds called like you whine about, you’d have lost 26-7 and have no claim to that moral victory that you’re snuggling up to.
As for natl championships, you whiney butts would need a translator. Celebrate your moral victory over at the kids’s table and let the adults talk in peace.
December 6th, 2009 at 9:21 am
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Southern Papa says:
Hope we get at least one good “Boom, mother******” out of Muschamp, the demon spawn of He Who I Refuse to Call by Name.
December 6th, 2009 at 9:31 am
113
sjs1959 says:
hey 99, if Bryant had played someone outside the South in 1966, he might have won. Also, in 78, you stop Penn State all you want, but you couldn’t stop USC. At HOME.
Next?
December 6th, 2009 at 10:03 am
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Brizzle says:
For all the fucksticks whining about non-holds: Nebraska sacked Colt McCoy 9 fuckin times-not one holding call. NOT ONE!! The best DL in the country deserves at least one courtesy call when they get pulled down by their jerseys.
December 6th, 2009 at 10:41 am
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MrRedDevil says:
1. I don’t remember this many Bama fans on here after last year’s SEC Title game. Why was that?
2. When did trailer parks start offering wi fi?
3. I hope that this year’s SEC runner up doesn’t shame the entire conference by playing like a bunch of cry babies in the Sugar Bowl. It would be embarrassing if that happened two years in a row.
December 6th, 2009 at 10:59 am
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MrRedDevil says:
Bear Bryant’s last season was 1982. Since that time:
Alabama has 4 SEC titles and 1 National title, 17 years ago.
Florida has 8 SEC titles and 3 National titles, 2 of the last 3.
Bama fans are CONVINCED that everybody wants to be just like them. My answer to that is no thank you, we enjoy winning too much.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:09 am
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Captain Obvious says:
1966 was all about politics and had nothing to do with football. Two-time defending champ goes undefeated and no title. The prejudices that still exist today were the reason that Bryant was punished, and I’m not talking about racism, either.
Championships being doled out before bowl games is all Neuter Damn’s fault. They never played in the bowls for years so the media outlets cowtowed to rewarding them for their arrogance while everybody else was still playing. Bowl game stats weren’t even added to players’ totals because of crap like this.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:16 am
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haybeav says:
TO: SEC FANS
SUBJECT: NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS
Can we please all stop arguing about how many championships Alabama won and just agree that its more than what your school has?
December 6th, 2009 at 11:31 am
119
dirt sandwich says:
to orson and the other gators on here: tough loss. maybe we can play for 2 of 3 in ATL next year (and it should be fun in t-town during the regular season). i love the site and read it religously. not tebow-religously but regular religuosly.
to the UT fans, looking forward to a good game and, hopefully, our first win over y’all.
to the AU fans that have posted in this thread, u r pathetic.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:36 am
120
Techie says:
Yes, Notre Dame is to blame for the “titles before bowls” ridiculousness.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:42 am
121
der schatten says:
Dear Mr. Red Devil,
How does having a team run dives tokill the entire 4th Q on you feel? About as good as having knees taken on you, as though you were a homecoming opponent?
Thanks
The SEC Champions
December 6th, 2009 at 11:53 am
122
Techie says:
Oh, and Roll Tide. It’s interesting to see the quickly developing rivalry between Meyer and Saban.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:55 am
123
SpartanDan says:
@112: I’d be more worried that they missed holding calls if Nebraska hadn’t gotten so many sacks. As it is, it seems likely that Texas wasn’t holding (much, at least), although it might have been a good idea for them to do it occasionally.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:59 am
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MrRedDevil says:
Dear der schatten,
I actually feel bad for you guys. Over the past ten years, you have exactly 1 more conference title than Vanderbilt.
Hugs and Kisses.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
122 - And that might be only because Vandy has to play UF every year!
(Ye may take our shot at repeat glory, Saban and Co., but you won’t take our inner Spurrier!)
December 6th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
126
Techie says:
So, with ‘Bama winning and Colt McCoy looking like crap against the Cornholers, did Ingram win the Heisman last night?
December 6th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
127
Nate says:
This gets better and better.
You’re right PSU and Barn fans. It’s all a big conspiracy to win Alabama a title. That’s why our average margin of victory was well into double digits. Thats why Ingram has over 800 yards rushing after contact this year…because the refs don’t call holds against the o-line. Fucking Pathetic.
RedDevil,
Your team got whipped last night. They didn’t look ready to play. UF ,aside from the Zook years, has been on a tear since 1990. UA has been recovering from the worst decade in it’s history. Things are on the upswing and Saban has built a winning machine in Tuscaloosa. I could care less what happened the last ten years. It’s the next 10 years that Alabama fans are excited about.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
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Techie says:
“Wow, who knew Florida fans were such poor losers.”
Anyone who remembers the Zook years.
(I kid I kid, I know lots of good Florida fans. They’re too busy sobering up at the moment to post/)
December 6th, 2009 at 12:38 pm
129
BigRebOne says:
Hey Texas,
I hate to break it to you; but, Alabama is going to stomp you into a mudhole. I’m not a bama fan; but, I’ve watched both teams all season. Alabama is hands down a better football team.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:43 pm
130
Mich-Placed Gator says:
Fuck You Scot Loefler. Go back to coaching 0-16 NFL QB’s. You’ve done nothing but make Tebow’s throwing motion worse, and somehow managed to screw up his thought process to the point he can’t pull the trigger many times when receivers are wide open. I don’t give a fuck if you are a nice guy. Get the fuck out of Gainesville and come up to Michigan for a visit so I can break my foot off in your ass.
Charlie Strong. It’s been a nice ride, but you were thinking about your next gig too much last week. Don’t let the door hit you in your ass on the way out. It’s obvious that your thinking of the future rubbed off on the defense last night, who were day dreaming about NFL riches, when they weren’t being held or forgetting how to tackle.
Steve Adazzio. You get to stay, but get the fuck back to coaching the offensive line where you belong. We’ll find a real Offensive Coordinator.
Kerwin Bell. I hope you get a call about any of these openings. I suspect Brantley does too.
Urban. Only one suggestion. Suck the cock of SEC officials, no matter how horrible or obvious the call(s). Maybe even throw in a Rusty Trombone now and then. It will pay off one day. Just ask Saban.
Timmy. I love you, Kid…..but this crying thing. really? stop it. I have no problems defending your faith, beliefs, and good works. After all, there’s got to be some genuinely good people in this world. God knows most of the readers and posters on this blog have the “evil bastard” market covered. This crying thing though….the haters are having a field day and you’re on your own on this one. Thanks for making Gator Nation very proud for the past 4 years and good luck in the future. Now be the leader you’re supposed to be. Get the boys regrouped and blow the roof off the Superdome, because repeating what Alabama did last year is not acceptable.
Let’s see….who did I leave out. Oh yeah.
Pear Bryant. Dude. WTF? ….throwing Pete Carroll under the bus for fucking a grad student isn’t cool. I know you’re jealous because there’s no way in hell a grad student would fuck you, but running your mouth about Pete’s little love shack in Malibu is stuff that makes people disappear.
December 6th, 2009 at 12:53 pm
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Frank Drackman says:
Somewhere in Heaven Bear Bryant’s banging 2 hookers in Houndstooth Hats..I mean, lighting up a Barclay and enjoying some Dee-Licious Golden Flake Po-tato chips while taping the Sunday Game Review…
Its Mike Price who’s banging the Hookers in Houndstooth Hats…
Paybacks A Bee-Otch Turds
and Cody looks like that Re-Run guy from “whats happening”
December 6th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
132
SpartanDan says:
@130: #2 has won six of the last seven title games. Most were expected to be blowouts in the other direction. I wouldn’t count Texas out just yet.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:11 pm
133
Vidor says:
>They said bryant won 6 but he only won three
>1961, no question, yes
>1964, no, they lost their bowl game and Arkansas was the only team left standing
>1965, Yup.
>1973, um, remember the Sugar Bowl?NO
>1978, NO, remember how USC whipped them AT LEGION FIELD?
>1979, of course.
Well, unfortunately for you, 1-A championships are conferred by the AP poll and the coaches’ poll, and Alabama won at least one in each of those years. Sorry if this displeases you.
I enjoyed the fellow upthread who said he felt sorry for Alabama because they had a bad decade. I feel sorry for people who live in the past.
Time to take care of that 0-7-1 record against Texas…..
December 6th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
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haybeav says:
@130
Wow, it took me second to realize what you were referring to with the Weis comment…I hadn’t read that story yet.
Anyway for those who have seen, its pretty effed up
http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=4718914
December 6th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
135
Tater Salad says:
@red devil: Please stop living in the past. Hope uf took some notes last night.
December 6th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
136
Frank Drackman says:
Whatever friggin number Championship it is for Bama, probably gonna be their last for awhile… whats it been, a whole 2 years since they’ve been off NAACP probation???
Y’all know its just a matter of time before they get called for that third strike…
Its just not Alabama if there not whinin about there lost scholarships/bowl appearances/ etc etc…
Havent heard from Phil Fulmer for awhile… just remember its the Fat Fired Former Coach you don’t here informing the NCAA on your violations that gets you…
That bein said, can’t really pull for Texas either, everytime I see Bevo’s Blank Stare I think of that creepy guy from “No Country for Old Men” with his captive bolt tool….
December 6th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
137
JD says:
It’s hilarious to see Texas fans acting exactly like Oklahoma fans did last year when they got to go to the title game instead of the Horns.
December 6th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
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Ruck'em Horns says:
@137
Huh? sooners lost and live in trailer parks and did not deserve to be there. We won. It was horribly ugly and if our offense plays that way against Big Al, it will be a 10-0 loss that feels much, much worse. I’m just not sure how we’re acting like the land thieves?
December 6th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
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yoyofutbawl says:
As for NCs at Bama, the 1941 claim is ridiculous, as they did not even win the SEC that year. If you go back and look at those days, even magazines like The Sattiday Evening Post awarded a NC winner along with AP, UPI, Walter Camp, et al.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
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embarassedwolverine says:
Ummm… None of this matters. TCU will not play ‘bama so there will be no true national champion. Tx is a joke. The BCS is a joke. And if Toby Gerhart doesn’t win the Heisman, CFB as a whole will be a joke.
December 6th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
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Frank Drackman says:
Nebraska put up the worst 1 minute defense that Dallas has seen since Jack Ruby blitzed through and sacked Lee Harvey Oswald…
Seriously, break away for a 90 second piss break, get back in time just to see the winning FG split the uprights…
Re ran it 27 times, back and to the left, back, and to the left…Back . And To the left
And whats with the clocks not going to tenths of a second like in basketball??? That game was OV-ah
Texas/Alabama??, thats like choosing between Al Kaida or Hezbollah
time to go piss on Bear Bryants grave
December 6th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
142
El Kabong!!! says:
I have never seen so many sore losers in my life. Most of the Florida fans are fine, but a few of you are really fucking up the image of your fanbase.
Let me see if I have this right. The reason Florida lost last night was because of:
1) Charlie Strong thinking about his next job.
2) The defense being distracted about NFL riches
3) The QB coach causing Tebow to regress.
4) The offensive coordinator
5) Kerwin Bell
6) The SEC conspiracy to put Alabama in the title game by not calling penalties
7) Nick Saban kissing the ass of the refs
Am I forgetting anything? I mean, fuck, you make it sound like Troy could have showed up and beat Florida.
Did the Crimson Tide do anything to win, at all?
December 6th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
143
Jim Bob Cooter says:
@138, “land thieves?” Is this how you insult each other when yer sittin’ ’round the waterin’ hole? Please move to either your west or east and join the rest of the world…or just stay there and inbreed yourselves out of existence, but please stop exporting your crazy.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
144
Zac Lee says:
hey guys,
i just wish we could get some love. Granted we played shitty against Iowa State, and got beat by the Raider
Rasher’s gimmick offense, but did you guys ever watch us play? We have this guy, by the name of Suh… he’s
good. I know I’m the worst player on our team, and we can’t score, but we were 9-3 last night with a one point
road loss in Blacksburg. Bummer we ran into the only defense in the country playing better than us.
Zac
December 6th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
145
Temujin334 says:
#142
That is almost it but if you go over to GatorCountry.com you will also discover that the national media was dying to have Alabama in the title game. Yes, there are quite a few people on that board complaining about the media’s love affair with Alabama. Poor Florida just couldn’t catch a break and get any media coverage I guess.
Wonder what this guy was saying last night:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LM8Cx0SIgzM
Actually, it’s the Auburn fans I love on this thread. Every week they pull for a new team to beat Alabama and it just hasn’t worked out for them plus their moral victory of costing Ingram the Heisman may have also been taken away from them.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
146
Happy Nole Fan says:
Hahahahahahahahahahahah!
December 6th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
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Ruck'em Horns says:
@143
hahahaha, odds are I’m smarter than you could ever dream of being, so sit down and shut the fuck up. You clearly don’t know the story of why the sooners are called the sooners, so calm down, and I’ll let you get back to your coastal self-flagellation. Texas is far from the inbred place you imagine it to be as you cry yourself to sleep. Have fun.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
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Mich-Placed Gator says:
El Kabong!!! …you have the reading comprehension of a FSU football player.
Let me clear up my rant for you. First, none of those were reasons why Florida lost, and if you go back a couple threads, you will see were I posted something to the effect of “Congrats Bama. Excellent gameplan and excellent execution”
My post was a summary of my thoughts for pretty much the entire season, with the exception of the Charlie Strong part and Tim leading the pack for this year’s Criesman Trophy. Florida’s defense has not played that poorly in 2 seasons. Something was up, besides Alabama’s good game plan. I think some of it had to do with Strong and Louisville.
Where are you geographically? Maybe you’d like to get together and let me explain it to you better.
December 6th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
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Jim Bob Cooter says:
@147, 1) claiming you’re smarter than someone else on an internet message board guarantees you are too dumb to walk straight
2) I lived there for years, and inbred doesn’t even come close to describing the astonishing yokelness of everyone who lives more than 20 miles away from Dallas.
3) I know where the name Sooners comes from; calling someone a land thief as an insult in 2009 still makes you a hick. If you need some lessons on how to mock your opponent, please spend some time having some half-Cubans call your mom a fag in Miami. No, it doesn’t make sense, but at least it’s part of the modern vernacular.
Have fun getting smoked by Bama.
@148 I don’t think Charlie Strong is to blame for this one, it’s clear the D was unfocused all on their own, and they would have had a tough time containing Bama’s freakish offense on a good day anyway.
December 6th, 2009 at 5:02 pm
150
TXStampede says:
@129 - ummmm, you gonna put lottery ticket money on that one, big guy? Please take note of 17 game winning streak and home field advantage (we all know what I’m referring to here). Not to mention the all-time winningest D-1 QB in CFB history. You better bring something stronger than “I’ve watched you all year”. I’m pretty darn confident there is a lot more to comparing teams than your lame tv viewing habits. And, last I checked it very rarely rains in SOCAL so don’t go counting on any mudholes in Pasadena.
December 6th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
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Ruck'em Horns says:
@ Cooter
Okay, I’m tired of you. This is a college football blog, and that is why I come here. You are clearly rooting for Bama in this game. I wish your horse in this race best of luck, but still hope you fail miserably and spectacularly. Greg McElroy will not often play the way he did, and while MT. Cody is spectacular, his athletic ability is not even in the ballpark of Suh’s. UT’s D will shut down Bama’s O, maybe a run or two by Ingram if Muschamp gets a little too aggressive. My fear is that the lack of a run game will allow the Saban defense to key off on McCoy, just like Pellini’s did. We have the Running backs to do it, but we have an offensive coordinator in Davis who no one on campus trusts.
December 6th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
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Frank Drackman says:
Yeah Toejam334, I’m an Auburn Fan, and Jewish, but I’d cheer for Adolf Hitler/Mohammad Atta/Bin Laden/French Army against the Tide. Thats what Good Ole American Football’s about, HATE your enemies I say, REVEL in their Misfortune, Stick THEM in the belly with a rusy K-Bar. One of the happiest days of my life was watchin Bear Bryant have a Coronary in 1983, OK, I wasn’t there, but it still ranks up with my first hooker, and the birth of my daughter. YOUR the ones sayin you pull for the SEC in the Bowl Games, and for your Butt Buddy Oklahoma Sooners cause you were gay lovers back when you were on probation.
I’m not afraid to say it, I hope ya’lls jet crashes on the way to Pasadena.
Only 354 days to go
WDE
Frank
December 6th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
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JohnInHuntsville says:
Atta boy Frank. Finally, an Aubie I can respect. NewAz needs to take some lessons from
on how to man up and avoid gayness.
BTW, Shug liked it in the ass, and Chiznik’s wife pulled a train in my mancave last night.
December 6th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
154
OJ's Last Fan says:
Fat Charlie was talking out his ass and said he was quoted “out of context.” There was no love shack in Malibu and Pete’s biggest sin is his fan-boy crush on Barkley. Fuck Charlie Weis.
December 7th, 2009 at 12:10 am
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Frank Drackman says:
No Problemo John, but who’s this “Shug” you speak off??? Auburn Football History starts in Nov 1982 when Bo went over the top, then penetrated Mary Harmon (Bear Bryants Wife for all you Yankey Homos) with his 18 inches of Alabama Black Snake. And you know Bear fathered more Mulatto kids across South Alabama than Strom Thurmond and Thomas Jefferson combined… Heres hopin there Jet crashes Buddy Holly style in West Texas, might even get your program some sympathy when the inevitable NCAA investigations start… Next November, I’ll be the Jules Winfield lookin dude with the Skeleton wearing a Bear Bryant Houndstooth Hat standin in that same Doorway George Wallace stood in 46 years ago to keep Knee-Grows out of his precious Alma Mater, And You Will Know My Name is the Lord when I lay My Vengence upon You…
Revenge is a dish best served cold?? I LIKE Cold Revenge
And I like that creepy guy with the captive bolt gun in “No Country for Old Men, sort of a Role Model actually.
Frank
December 7th, 2009 at 12:22 am
156
Kecalf Bailey says:
@143
If you’re so smart, why couldn’t you think of a better comeback? Huh?
I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!!
December 7th, 2009 at 12:40 am
157
txhorns says:
It’s ok kids, I prefer to be the media underdog. I also hope Ingram wins the Heisman. That way, we can enter the Rose Bowl with our QB as a Heisman runner-up, the opponents RB winning (and perhaps inevitably having it taken away for rules violations ) Any of this sounding vaguely familiar to anyone? I know we drank the poison Kool-aid the last couple of weeks, but I have faith we can clear these issues up before January. I’d also appreciate a coup involving Major Applewhite v Greg Davis. I can’t wait to play ‘bama, as scary as it may be. They’re a great team. And honestly, I gained a little respect for them via Saban’s media bashing today.
To bitchabouttexasomgitsaredneckstate!, do you know anything regarding geography? You leave a major city, you find yokels. It’s not limited to the state of Texas. The swamp land in Florida? The whole state of Louisiana? The entire mid-west? You’re telling me these are refined places? Give me a break. And not just acting like a petulant 5th grader throwing out insults does not qualify a person as an idiot, it actually rings more creative. Here, I’ll help you cry some more tonight: Mobile-homa, land thieves, rednecks, Okla-homo.
P.S. If I have to listen to one more fucking TCU fan bitch about being robbed, I’m going to go Carrie on their asses. We beat you up and down the field in the old SWC, we beat you two years ago, we’d beat you today. The only reason the media is somewhat behind you is ratings and a common hatred for the BCS. I was all excited to go to another school with a good football program, but now I’ll just have to wait for January to settle it. And duh, purple is such a gay color anyway and is totally not related to your mascot.
/rant
December 7th, 2009 at 1:26 am
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JohnInHuntsville says:
Was Bo’s tryst with Mrs. Bryant before or after Pat Dye broke his wife’s jaw after she caught him cornholing his receptionist in their spare bedroom.?
I don’t have the same white-hot hate for my rival as you do. I kind of feel sorry for fans of a program whose best memories come from Pat Dye. It must be tough to have to idolize a backstabbing coward who makes his living selling hunting trips to drunken ALFA reps.
War Terry Bowden!
December 7th, 2009 at 3:06 am
159
TurdFergusonATX says:
Anybody talking about Texas having no quality wins would be well served to look at the fucking schedules.
Nebraska? Ya they suck balls right? Didn’t have anything to play for in that game eh? No cyborgs on the D-line right? They were like 6-6 right? Or was it 9-3 with a 1 pt. loss on the road to Va Tech and Texas Tech, possibly the most inconsistent single football team ever to play the game.
Granted it was ugly. It would have been nice to pound Nebraska into oblivion so no one would have to watch Lou Holtchczhczhchzc talk about
TCU/Cincinati in that god forsaken court room on the E-S-P-N, but fuck it. We’re in, you’re not (Everyone). Good teams have to win ugly sometimes, but Saban and the golden boys don’t know anything about winning ugly do they… ooooh shit… wait a minute…
I recall the same team we are pre-emptively crowning National Champions having to BLOCK a field goal, at HOME, against the UNRANKED Knoxville felons. Everyone on this blog: “Oh ya, shit. Tennessee really does suck my balls. You’re right. Didn’t they lose to UCLA? At home?”
Now that you pointed it out, that’s right. They did. But hey that’s a better win than Texas had all season. And you know it was an SEC game so you know it’s good. Blow me.
So now I should be saying something like Alabama is trash and we’re going to skullfuck them or sodomize their children or something, but I won’t. All you other morons can make assumptions based on one game and talk all the brainless shit about Texas and Alabama and TCU (who is legit and deserves a shot) and Cincinnati and how the season’s over and it’s a travesty and blah, blah, blah, suck my white ass.
This is going to be an awesome game. If you really think, after watching this season of college football, that this won’t be a good game you are being irresponsible, or you just need to let go. Bama, looking forward to it. Everyone else, well, fuck you.
December 7th, 2009 at 6:06 am
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RIP Logan Young says:
MrRedDevil @ 116,
And yet…every year, there was always at least one team that you just…couldn’t…seem…to…beat.
Query: can your program really be “elite” if you have never, ever, ever had an undefeated season? I mean, ever?
December 7th, 2009 at 7:42 am
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Jim Grizzle says:
Geez…are we going to have to listen to a bunch of texass fags go on and on about their state between now and January? The prediction of holding Bama to 10 points is bad enough, but bearable. Overlooking the fact McCoy has sucked against the only two great D’s he’s faced this year is naive, but bearable. For gawd’s sake…drop the talk about your state because no one gives a rat’s ass.
December 7th, 2009 at 8:21 am
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ColoBama says:
@ 152 & 155
Starting AU history in 1982 leaves out the Plainsmen’s MNC, Frank. You sure you want to do that?
Hoping a team plane crashes? Someone needs to get a life and some perspective.
I always feel a twinge of pity when I see someone from any fanbase or persuasion (yeah, there are plenty of Bammers like it too…) spewing this kind of hatred and bile. That kind of crap ain’t just from watching one’s favorite team get beat by a rival.
December 7th, 2009 at 9:09 am
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Vince Clortho says:
Greatest. Thread. Evah.
Mmmmmm, that’s good schadenfreude!
December 7th, 2009 at 9:16 am
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ua#1x12 says:
haha …man, the barners are really up w/ da hate this morn …lol …even Tbow has stopped crying, but not the population of da cowtown …texas bandwagon loading gate three, all aboard …
December 7th, 2009 at 10:19 am
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One And Done says:
That’s what I’m talking about Turd! Can’t wait to beat your ass in Eauxmaha again! But don’t worry nobody cares about baseball! Yeyeah!
December 7th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
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ReturnOfTurdFergusonATX says:
Touche One and Done. You guys have the craziest evil-fanbase in the country. We were outnumbered 3 to 1 in “Eauxmaha”. Anyway, it’s always fun to get you heaux meaux riled up, never know what will happen… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJP6KH3ZOo8&NR=1
I love beisbol. See ya next year.
December 8th, 2009 at 3:39 am