OPEN THREAD: GAMEDAY SHIFT
Universal television schedule here.
Come with me if you want to live.
Gameday early thread is up for your commenting pleasure. You were happy to see Big and Rich. We’re here to tell you that’s okay, and to blame Pavlovian conditioning for the drooling you experienced during the Gameday intro.
1
BurritoBrosShits says:
I’ve never been so excited to hear Big and Rich.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:21 am
2
jamiedawg says:
COLLEGE GAMEDAY! Never in my life did I think I would be so glad to see Corso and Herbie…
September 5th, 2009 at 9:23 am
3
Harris says:
I laugh every time they show The Punch. LaGarrette Blount has The Glow! He’s the Master, sho nuff.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:24 am
4
jayballs says:
I still hate Big & Rich, but I will fight to the death for the right to college football.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:25 am
5
BurritoBrosShits says:
Also passed by your father along with Aqua Velva:
An IROC Camaro
Mint condition Journey collection
A “dressy” pair of 501s
Meth Addiction
September 5th, 2009 at 9:25 am
6
jamiedawg says:
Giggled when Herbie correctly observed that the Thursday night games were “painful”…so true, so true…
September 5th, 2009 at 9:32 am
7
Matt Dawg says:
Dawgs are screwed now Corso and Herbie like the Dawgs.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:36 am
8
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Going from Kenny Chesney to Big & Rich is like going from sodomy to gagging. We’re not really that much better off, people.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:37 am
9
Techie says:
When does Steve Spurrier get that “Dammit, I could be at Augusta National right now……” look on his face? Week 2 or 3?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:37 am
10
Mr Dizzle says:
This McCoy-Bradford piece is uncomfortable
September 5th, 2009 at 9:38 am
11
Harris says:
When McCoy and Bradford were roommates, who do you think was the top? I say McCoy because Bradford has all that curly hair to grab onto.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:39 am
12
BurritoBrosShits says:
I’ve had first dates that are less awkward than that interview. The solution? Roofies.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:40 am
13
They Call Me....Tim says:
Fuck Kenny Chesney in the ear.
Succinct enough for everyone?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:41 am
14
jtbama says:
Gestation period for an elephant-approx 22 months.
Time it takes light to reach Earth from Alpha Centauri-4.2 years.
Time it took Chris Fowler to make fun of Herbstriet’s ambiguous sexuality with a crack about Britney, less than 25 seconds. I love College Football
September 5th, 2009 at 9:45 am
15
Kevin@LSU says:
garrison keeler?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:46 am
16
jamiedawg says:
Even in the harsh TV lights, Saban has dead eyes…
September 5th, 2009 at 9:48 am
17
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
@#12: Not douchey enough. (And it’s Keillor. And his name is actually Gary, but he’s such a cocksucking douchenozzle that he changed it.)
September 5th, 2009 at 9:50 am
18
Techie says:
Sometimes that Saban he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Saban.. he’s got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll’s eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be living… until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then… ah then you hear that terrible high-pitched screamin’.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:52 am
19
Kevin@LSU says:
Nick Saban questioned my literacy.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:54 am
20
Heights says:
Doug Flutie. Wow. Capital One’s “host”? I thought he was BC’s mascot, shouldn’t he be competing?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:56 am
21
BurritoBrosShits says:
The Greenman suit has to be uncomfortable by this point.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:59 am
22
Harris says:
I refuse to believe Desmond Howard was the best former player they could have found for this job. He sounds like he’s got sponges in his mouth — and his head.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:59 am
23
Techie says:
I love the spin. “RichRod’s sobbing has united the Michigan team”.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:00 am
24
Graysnail says:
And Herbie invokes the bizarro Opposites Attract reference. Wonderful.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:04 am
25
J says:
Where can I buy a Charlie Weis donut sign? The NBC commissary?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:04 am
26
jamiedawg says:
@Techie…YES! exactly! @Harris….so true, so true…I can’t understand 80% of what comes out of his mouth…I have absolutely no interest in listening to Sarkisian and Kiffykins “wired”.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:06 am
27
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
@graysnail: You won’t hear Big Ten fans badmouthing DickRod (or Bielema…). We want their programs to keep them around for a while.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:08 am
28
blount's blunt says:
man corso still suffering some effects from that stroke. give him a lot of credit for being able to run through that whole 2 hour show.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:14 am
29
Grady says:
“Hot seat, cold seat….I don’t care, but let me tell you, that Quizno’s joint has a great hot sausage melt that is to die for.”
September 5th, 2009 at 10:20 am
30
Orson Swindle says:
Yeah, Corso’s struggling a bit here.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:20 am
31
Orson Swindle says:
“Don’t boo Wordsworth. He was a huge SEC fan.” Fowler for the 78-yard rhetorical play-action TD there.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:23 am
32
JDAU says:
NO. MORE. TEBOW.
i’d rather hear more Kenny Chesney
September 5th, 2009 at 10:23 am
33
Matt Dawg says:
Tebow suck off fest continues in 2009
September 5th, 2009 at 10:24 am
34
Harris says:
Darn. When he stepped up to the mic, I was hoping Tebow would favor us with some of his beat poetry. That cat is outta sight.
Also, Brandon Spikes is a 45-year-old father of two who works s a longshoreman.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:24 am
35
Kevin@LSU says:
Tim Tebow obviously is a fan of Varsity Blues
September 5th, 2009 at 10:26 am
36
JDAU says:
is Tebow quoting Varsity Blues in that halftime speech?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:26 am
37
jamiedawg says:
dude, Tebow is starting to scare me a little bit with all that screaming…..like rageaholic screaming….wow.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:26 am
38
BurritoBrosShits says:
This Tebow guy, is he legit?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:27 am
39
Grady says:
I would love to see Timmy overturn some money-changer tables on the Sabbath.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:27 am
40
Matt Dawg says:
Desmond Howard…………newly appointed Public Speaking CZAR per Obama
September 5th, 2009 at 10:27 am
41
BurritoBrosShits says:
Oh Corso is starting to get cringe-worthy… I hope he gets better.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:29 am
42
Bear Bryant's Corpse says:
When Tebow washes out in the NFL, with those mic skills, he has a bright future in the WWE.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:31 am
43
Orson Swindle says:
Kiffykins is wearing a suit today. Clip-ons are soooo handy.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:31 am
44
jamiedawg says:
Aw, Kiffykins is soooooo cute when he tries to coach.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:32 am
45
JDAU says:
i totally want that pick-up truck full of beer today
September 5th, 2009 at 10:34 am
46
Orange Juice Williams says:
is Leebo sick or sumtn. i don’t remember him being this bad last year.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:34 am
47
ChasingMizzou says:
I expected Kiffykins to be wearing a bowtie that spins.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:35 am
48
JDAU says:
i picture Kiffykins in the suit with all the question marks on it.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:37 am
49
Matt Dawg says:
http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/6462/12805028.png
September 5th, 2009 at 10:37 am
50
jamiedawg says:
Mt. Cody sighting! Woop! Woop!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:42 am
51
Miss Horn Dawg says:
@ 40 - no shit, Matt Dawg. Corso post-stroke sounds better than Desmond. Way to use that Michigan edumacation, Des. Moron.
Best wishes to Sam Bradford and Colt McCoy - if it were possible, you two would make pretty babies.
Tebow will be either a televangelist or wife beater in twenty years. Both if we’re lucky.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:45 am
52
Harris says:
Chipper Jones really should consider some sunscreen.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:46 am
53
jamiedawg says:
Chipper Jones is the celeb guest???!!!!!??? hmph….not so much.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:46 am
54
BurritoBrosShits says:
Fuck and Yes Chipper is wearing a Gator jersey!!!! REPRESENT THE 904!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:47 am
55
Orson Swindle says:
Chipper is so inbred he is actually wearing a dickey. My god, that’s beautiful.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:47 am
56
JDAU says:
that dad sucks
September 5th, 2009 at 10:49 am
57
Kevin@LSU says:
SLOW YOUR ROLL CORSO!!!!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
58
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Chipper, how many times are you going to break my heart?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
59
Harris says:
Corso is picking Washington over LSU. My gast? Flabbered.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:51 am
60
Mr Dizzle says:
The mock turtleneck under the jersey is a good look, Chipper.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
61
Orson Swindle says:
Please see previous comments about Corso’s medical condition.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
62
Orange Juice Williams says:
hopefully Charlie Sheen can protect Paulus http://blogs.tampabay.com/80s/images/lucas.jpg
September 5th, 2009 at 10:54 am
63
Grady says:
wow, the Bolles shout out from Chipper. Get ‘em Riley!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am
64
BuddyColtrane says:
@34 as a native of Savannah, GA I second that statement
@42 Tebow would be the SHIT as a heel. I might actually root for him.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am
65
Harris says:
Are we getting a live blog for UGA@OSU, Fearless Leader?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:56 am
66
Orson Swindle says:
We’re going all open threads today. Liveblog possible for Miami/FSU, but I’m running around today for VT/Bama.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:58 am
67
BurritoBrosShits says:
What the fuck did Corso just say?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:00 am
68
Nathan says:
Did Corso just molest Herbie with Big Al’s trunk?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:03 am
69
Kevin@LSU says:
Alright Navy…lets keep it under 22.5
September 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
70
Mr Dizzle says:
Syracuse football:
Meet the new boss, same as the old boss
September 5th, 2009 at 11:08 am
71
Nathan says:
Surprisingly entertaining start to Minny @ Syracuse!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:09 am
72
Harris says:
Paulus looks like a high school sophomore. He does know Syracuse has a weight room, right?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
73
Grady says:
Official update: Penn Wagers is in Lexington today.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:10 am
74
RayCom Roy says:
I hope Paulus remembers you don’t have to dribble when running with the ball
September 5th, 2009 at 11:11 am
75
NOLAcane says:
Whats Ross from friends doing playing QB for Syracuse?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:12 am
76
Grady says:
check that, Wagers is in Cincinnati.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:14 am
77
Mr Dizzle says:
Crompton’s mustache is mesmerizing
September 5th, 2009 at 11:15 am
78
FaceFuck ESPN says:
I just got this, but if you’re in North Carolina or Virginia - states that border four SEC states, including Georgia - you aren’t getting UGA-OkSt. (Thanks for TV link, Orson). Instead, at 330 we get something called Western Michigan, Wake Forest-Baylor, Illinois-Missouri and, on ESPNU, Jax St-Miss St. I just hope somebody has enough mops to clean the blood from the streets after the Raleigh chapters of West Mich and Baylor alumni finish their Gangs of NY-style showdown tonight. Great work, WWL
September 5th, 2009 at 11:17 am
79
Heights says:
7-3. Final score in an offensively challenged cluster in Raleigh.
We just passed the three minute mark in the Dome. These guys are putting the “Special” back into special teams.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:18 am
80
BurritoBrosShits says:
Oh Lane Kiffin voice crack. Its amazing.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
81
Harris says:
OSU’s OLBs look terrible. They are constantly late attacking the pitch man in that option.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:20 am
82
Techie says:
Over/Under on Paulus taking a flop?
It’s in his muscle memory.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:21 am
83
BuddyColtrane says:
@82 I’ll say at least 3.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am
84
Harris says:
But they make up for it by not recognizing the middle fake. 7-7 game.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:23 am
85
Grady says:
#78: please tell me you’re shi**ing me. I already have the DVR set for that game. Sombi*&%es!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:26 am
86
Nathan says:
You know Tressel secretly admires a 15 play 80 yard TD drive.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:28 am
87
BurritoBrosShits says:
Crompton needs to get back in the kitchen and make me some damn french fries.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:28 am
88
Mr Dizzle says:
Crompton interception. Sun rises in east.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:29 am
89
BurritoBrosShits says:
That damn mustache is getting in the way.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:30 am
90
Grady says:
Well, the UGA game is on Gameplan, so I’ve got that going for me.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:31 am
91
BurritoBrosShits says:
Andre Ware is getting a lesson in in-the-booth incompetence. I WANT MY THREE DAVES!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:33 am
92
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
My NBC affiliate, The Channel Formerly Known As JP Sports On Saturday Afternoon, is now something called “The SEC Network”, bedecked in all is ESPNish grandeur. I have an erection.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:34 am
93
Mr Dizzle says:
Crompton is going for that whole K-Fed look isn’t he?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:36 am
94
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
I also have spelling errors. Not a good start to the season.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:37 am
95
BurritoBrosShits says:
Crompton should be out of those pads and mowing my damn lawn.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:39 am
96
Mr Dizzle says:
The return of the LOLunteers
September 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
97
RobC says:
Did I miss something? Did the NFL release them for the weekend, and the NCAA reinstate their eligibility?
Or is ABC really this clueless. I fear the announcing already…..
“College Football Georgia Bulldogs at Oklahoma State Cowboys from Boone Pickens Stadium (TVPG) QB Matthew Stafford leads RB Knowshon Moreno and the Bulldogs in their first match against QB Zac Robinson, RB Keith Toston and the Cowboys.”
http://www.wtnh.com/subindex/on_air/tv_schedule
September 5th, 2009 at 11:42 am
98
FaceFuck ESPN says:
Grady - its true, there is no way to watch UGA-OkSt in North Carolina or Virginia except on Gameplan. But here’s the good news: if you need a Big 12-SEC fix, we get Ill-Missouri (espn) and JaxSt-MIssSt (espnU). Who needs the best national game of the weekend when you got those options?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:45 am
99
Grady says:
here’s an option for the UGA/OSU game:
http://www.channelsurfing.net/
September 5th, 2009 at 11:47 am
100
sabalo says:
Paulus > Crompton
September 5th, 2009 at 11:51 am
101
Heights says:
Look at that arm over the ref. He’s so chummy afted the three pointer TD.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:52 am
102
Orson Swindle says:
Liberty and WFV are tied. Please resume normal activities.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:52 am
103
BurritoBrosShits says:
You know, I thought y’all were trying to be funny about Crompton. After one quarter I realize that he really is that shit. My goodness I never thought passing this bad could be such a liability.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:57 am
104
Ruck'em Horns says:
Joe Paterno Angry!
“Come to Penn State” Grr
September 5th, 2009 at 12:00 pm
105
Counter Trap says:
2009 Observation the first: The denizens of Neyland are a bit too excited over leading the Hilltoppers 14-0.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
106
Orson Swindle says:
Hey, cut them slack. Last year they would have had reason to be concerned over this game.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
107
Mr Dizzle says:
WKU blows
September 5th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
108
BurritoBrosShits says:
Tressel has taken Pryor out of the game already. Makes all the sense in the world.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:13 pm
109
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Why is the audio for Vols/Toppers being broadcast through a walkie-talkie?
September 5th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
110
Dinknflicka says:
SEC Network is showing real-time scores. I didn’t know that was possible for AM kickoffs.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
111
Grady says:
Note to self: no need to gameplan for HB pitch throwback to Crompton during Tenn week.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
112
JDAU says:
I forgot how much i loathed Pam Ward
September 5th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
113
Mr Dizzle says:
This UT game looks like me playing playstation
September 5th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
114
joe pa does hot coeds says:
ESPN: Georgia QB Cox sick… nothing worse than a sick Cox…
September 5th, 2009 at 12:28 pm
115
PAK says:
Loving the Dave Pasch, Bob Griese, and Chris Spielman broadcasting team so far. Chances Spielman gets fired up after a big hit, forgets he’s in a booth, and rips apart an ex-Purdue QB live on air? 100%
September 5th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
116
Counter Trap says:
SEC Network is also showing a recruiting crawl along with the scores. Somewhere the antichrist sits and says, “Excellent.”
September 5th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
117
BurritoBrosShits says:
WKU so far has surpassed Oregon’s offensive first half output. ITS THE LITTLE THINGS!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 12:31 pm
118
Kevin@LSU says:
The SEC network is showing the Ohio State Navy game….weird
September 5th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
119
NOLAcane says:
um, so Greg Paulus isnt terrible
September 5th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
120
Kevin@LSU says:
I want to see paulus throw a deep ball and then take a flop to get a roughing the passer call
September 5th, 2009 at 12:36 pm
121
NOLAcane says:
I want to see him slap his hands on the ground and shuffle side to side with his hands up as a touchdown celebration
September 5th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
122
BurritoBrosShits says:
Usually I am above such nonsense, but WENDI NIX AND GLASSES ZOMG!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
123
Counter Trap says:
20 points for Syracuse in a half.
Remain calm. All is well. But please keep your seatbelt fastened while seated.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
124
Techie says:
FWIW, GT is running over JaxState.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
125
Counter Trap says:
Where does Todd McShay buy his hair?
September 5th, 2009 at 12:41 pm
126
Kevin@LSU says:
SEC fan camp involve a lot of booze
September 5th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
127
Techie says:
Aww, it’s cute watching the Big East getting little kids to wag the finger for calling a ref “stupid”.
They’ll learn in time.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:46 pm
128
Orson Swindle says:
If you can see the SEC regional broadcasting studio, they appear to have decorated the background with used air-conditioning filters.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
129
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Fuck. Just realized I’m not drinking yet. Who am I and what have I done with me?
September 5th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
130
VolunteerValtrex says:
The Vawls have given up 13 yards at the half, WKU is fucking awful, but that is somewhat impressive.
September 5th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
131
JD says:
Wow. I’m ashamed to be from a Big East school after seeing our conference’s commercial. Quick summary:
- Randy Edsall sending out text messages to students, supposedly about a football game.
- Doug Marrone doing a radio show. By himself.
- Steve Kragthorpe showing some buddies streaming highlights while sitting on a front porch.
- George Selvie videotaping Jim Leavitt eating crab legs while wearing a lobster bib.
BIG EAST FOOTBALL
September 5th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
132
Techie says:
- George Selvie videotaping Jim Leavitt eating crab legs while wearing a lobster bib.
BIG EAST FOOTBALL —- CATCH THE FEVER!
Maybe they can join that one with the kids telling us not to boo the refs.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
133
JD says:
I’m surprised Dick Vitale hasn’t forced his way onto this Minnesota-Syracuse broadcast to give Greg Paulus a tongue bath.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
134
Techie says:
#133
That would require ESPN taking Vitale out of his Formalin preservation unit 2 months ahead of schedule.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:07 pm
135
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
What the hell is that on that SEC commentators guys face? Meth scab?
September 5th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
136
Grady says:
Nick Reveiz any relation to Fuad?
September 5th, 2009 at 1:13 pm
137
peachy says:
Service Academy speed!!! Better put the first back in, pal…
September 5th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
138
Mr.Pelican Pants says:
I bet Monte Kiffin smells like old, sweaty, moldy dollar bills and stale Budweiser.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
139
JD says:
So when is someone going to mention Northern Iowa beating Iowa late in the third quarter?
September 5th, 2009 at 1:17 pm
140
Orson Swindle says:
Oops Pow just announced he is switching to huffing paint after a missed third quarter field goal. So, yeah. That is happening, JD.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
141
meg says:
Crompton’d. awesome
September 5th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
142
VolunteerValtrex says:
Crompton is actually playing well, both picks came off tips.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
143
JD says:
The new lady Mountaineer is kinda hot. I’m really, really confused right now.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
144
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Oops Pow Surprise, indeed.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:26 pm
145
Kevin@LSU says:
that missed extra point might’ve won me some monies
September 5th, 2009 at 1:30 pm
146
meg says:
When a ball is tipped on the line, it is the QBs fault.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
147
Nathan says:
GT looks like total crap, but is up 31-7 at half and has fumbled twice in the red zone. Just really sloppy, and the d-line looks piss poor.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
148
Tim says:
Wow, go Navy.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
149
Kevin@LSU says:
anchors aweigh!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
150
JD says:
You know what’s even worse than the Kenny Chesney song? Attending the concert where they recorded the Kenny Cheney song.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:44 pm
151
Tobin @ Louisville says:
ANCHORS AWEIGH BITCHES! Go Navy!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
152
Grady says:
Full steam ahead!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
153
Kevin@LSU says:
NAVY!!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
154
Tim says:
Jim Tressel’s going to punch a midshipman.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
155
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Dress whites > Sweater vest
September 5th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
156
VolunteerValtrex says:
“When a ball is tipped on the line, it is the QBs fault.”
It’s more on the offensive line.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
157
haybeav says:
How’s it going everybody?
I assume we’re getting a live chat for the big game tonight?
September 5th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
158
JD says:
Direct quote when I flipped over to the Navy game: “Holy shit! (pause) Holy shit!”
September 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
159
Orson Swindle says:
Come on 2-pt. conversion.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
160
jamiedawg says:
NAVY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOOOOOOOOO
September 5th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
161
Kevin@LSU says:
stick with what works NAVY
September 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
162
JD says:
Well that was a tremendous letdown.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
163
jamiedawg says:
OMG….that was cruel, almost unbearably cruel.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
164
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
What kind of play call was that, Tuiatomalololpolamalurolobolo?
September 5th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
165
Tim says:
That replay from behind looked really bad, 2 guys right in his passing lane. Just run it, Navy!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
166
BUCKPRIDE says:
GOOOOOOOO BUCKEYES!!!! Where was he throwing?????
September 5th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
167
Ruck'em Horns says:
Mmmm, decision making by future naval commanders.
September 5th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
168
landshark says:
The summer whites look AWESOME up in the land of the buckeyes!!!!
Go Navy!!!
Go Middies!!!
Bill the Goat eats buckeyes for breakfast!!! (a late lunch, perhaps?)
September 5th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
169
JD says:
So much for supporting the troops, Ohio State. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA!!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
170
Tim says:
Haha, #166. More like “do I really want to listen to my dumbass superiors now?”
September 5th, 2009 at 1:58 pm
171
Kevin@LSU says:
Jim Tressel is gonna crack open a pint of ice cold milk and just forget about that game
September 5th, 2009 at 2:03 pm
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JD says:
Northern Iowa about to get the ball back for their big chance at glory, and probably ending Kirk Ferentz’s career. 17-16 Iowa with 2:25 to go. Big Ten network.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:04 pm
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chg says:
Maybe the MWC should get the Big Ten’s BCS spot. As frequently as they flirt with losses to the MAC/service academy/1-AA programs every year, they are probably the one conference that should never upgrade their schedules. They play tomato cans because they have to.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
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Nathan says:
Georgia Tech looks like warmed over dogshit. This is horribly, horribly sloppy.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
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VolunteerValtrex says:
Crompton threw more touchdowns today then he did all of last season. WKU is not much of a test, but when you remember we lost to god damn Wyoming last year, my spirits and hopes are raised for this season.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
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JD says:
OH NO! UNI gets another shot at it due to the rare “the ball never crossed the line of scrimmage and they picked up the ball and it wasn’t fourth down” rule!
September 5th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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Drewdawg says:
I’ve shit 6 times today in anticipation of the Dawgs game… Lets go DAWGS!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
and the hawkeyes win
September 5th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
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JD says:
Iowa is awfully excited for a team that had to block two field goals at the end against a I-AA team whose QB has a gut. Sorry kids, you already lost this game.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
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Tim says:
Fuck this. They’re going to cut to the Georgia game, right????
OH GODDAMMIT
September 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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jamiedawg says:
NERVOUS about my DAWGS…and did Holly Rowe use a crayon for lipliner? horrifying!
September 5th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
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JD says:
I love how the exact moment Matt Millen appeared on the screen for the first time, the Okie State crowd started booing loudly.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:35 pm
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meg says:
Real bulldogs bite the balls off the opposing team.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
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Grady says:
you can go here for UGA game if you’re blacked out:
http://www.channelsurfing.net/
September 5th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
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Tim says:
Okay whew, all confused on my channels today. (First weekend, you know.) I don’t have to watch Syracuse.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
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Kevin@LSU says:
oh greg paulus
September 5th, 2009 at 2:39 pm
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bevonyc says:
Dammit Paulus!
September 5th, 2009 at 2:40 pm
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JD says:
I’m going to miss Syracuse in I-A… oh wait, I thought the loser of this game was getting relegated.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
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Drewdawg says:
And the Dawgs come out and score EASILY…
September 5th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
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chg says:
ESS-EEE-SEE scoring speed.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
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PAK says:
Tom Hammond’s Floating Head still terrifies me.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Dawgs looking okay defensively so far….gotta watch that Robinson dude, tho.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:52 pm
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JD says:
It appears Ron Cherry is bringing confusion, pain, and abject suffering to the Baylor-Wake Forest game today.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm
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meg says:
OKIe St just lost the middle of the field on O.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
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Orson Swindle says:
New thread up there, y’all.
September 5th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
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Harris says:
Nevada shanks the FG. Irish lead 7-0.
September 5th, 2009 at 3:03 pm