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1
Techie says:
Sweet Jeebus, Orson. That’s high-octane Nightmare Fuel.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
2
Big Jon says:
Jesus H. Murphy. If you thought the Kenney Chesney intro was bad you should see the Rascal Flats abortion the Big Ten Network is using. Wowzers.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:03 pm
3
Harris says:
Harvey Unga. Now that there is a great football name. His uncle, Captain Caveman, was a find inebacker.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
4
Techie says:
Kenney Chesney? Rascal Flatts?
What, were LoneStar or Creed unavailable?
September 5th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
5
Socraticsilence says:
Man, Sam Bradford was more fun to watch when Dunlap was bodyslamming him, cant BYU do that?
September 5th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
6
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Wow. Didn’t think Chucktown South would cross midfield today.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
7
Techie says:
Bradford needs to get the mothballs out of his face.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
8
Grady says:
Achtung! Lord Tebow is taking the field.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
9
Socraticsilence says:
poor, poor CS QB I think spikes just killed him.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
10
socraticsilence says:
Demps is just not fair.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:15 pm
11
BurritoBrosShits says:
I CAN HAZ DEMPS!?!?!?
September 5th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
12
Grady says:
Demps!
September 5th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
13
socraticsilence says:
that was Quick, oh well time to watch the mormons try to take OU.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:16 pm
14
Socraticsilence says:
quick Impressions, BYU is a very, very white team- this is how football must have looked back when ND was relevant.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
15
AZDuck says:
Hey, why didn’t we schedule Charleston Southern instead of playing at Boise
September 5th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
16
JDAU says:
auburn kicks a field goal. now all we need is for La Tech to get a safety and we’ll be good at 3-2.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
17
socraticsilence says:
Please tell me Wondy’s starting because of swine flu or something
September 5th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
18
socratisilence says:
Azduck- Because Blount would have killed someone after the loss then.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
19
BurritoBrosShits says:
Every other word out of Dave Archer’s mouth is SPEED. Jesus, I get it already.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
20
Techie says:
White? I guess so. But isn’t BYU’s team 1/3 Pacific Islander too?
September 5th, 2009 at 6:27 pm
21
Grady says:
For the record, I would not buy a used car from Guido, Archer’s partner in the booth.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
22
BurritoBrosShits says:
In case you are wondering, the fighting Chiziks are down 7-3 to LaTech. Everybody, ‘deep breath in’, and….. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
September 5th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
23
Grady says:
If you’re looking for D Thompson next week, he’ll be in the pit vomiting profusely.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
24
Techie says:
LOL Auburn.
Tubberville will likely be the next coach at Miami. He must be loving this.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:31 pm
25
Socraticsilence says:
Nice Drop Deonte, now the Gators might have to punt.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
26
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Wow. Didn’t think Chucktown South would force a punt today.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
27
chg says:
Looks like this is my comment home for the night games. Doc Saturday thread has devolved into a couple of guys with YouTube level insight talking to each other. After seeing Cox, I’m starting to think 7 points might be enough for South Carolina to get to 2-0.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
28
Techie says:
If USCeast wins next week, look for a Georgia fan to try and force Spurrier’s car off of the road at some near date in the future.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:35 pm
29
Socraticsilence says:
Great Char So can burn Wondie and he has to hold, awesome seriously.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
30
BurritoBrosShits says:
chg-
Not to hate on Doc’s place, which I LOVE (just in case Holly is waiting in the wings with a dagger), but their commentariat, as with most of Yahoo/Rivals places are one shade above message-board-intelligence.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
31
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Holly, you owe me another dinner. I just lost the one I worked on all day after seeing that picture.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
32
JDAU says:
give AU some credit- the offense is looking great marching down the field, and the only reason La Tech drove the field was due to AU giving them back to back facemask penalties and a B.S. pass interference call- otherwise would have been a punt and 10-0.
i think the new offense is looking really good.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
33
RayCom Roy says:
Rainey!!!!!!!! makes you want to say “Percy who?”
September 5th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
34
BurritoBrosShits says:
GET THAT MAN A WHITE GIRL!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
35
KYGator says:
Get him a white girl!
September 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
36
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
@chg
7-6 FTW. Ellis Johnson be praised.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
37
Holly says:
BBS, you really think I’m gonna defend Y! commenters? I thought we were friends, bro.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
38
socraticsilence says:
Hey now BBS if Rainey gets white girls for Char So he’ll be too tired to play next week.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
39
Orson Swindle says:
We’re on delay here, but further confirmation: yes, white girls for that gentleman.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
40
Socraticsilence says:
Huh, wasn’t Trattou supposed to be on OL this year?
September 5th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
41
BurritoBrosShits says:
Naw Holly, as we have documented several times, your commenters are idiots to say the least, I was saying that that doesn’t reflect on the content that y’all put out.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
42
Grady says:
Not 100% white bread, though. He was getting caught by a Buc.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
43
chg says:
Any shot of Charlie Strong succeeding Spurrier is sunk. Two years ago, he was probably a second option behind Skip Holtz. After EJ’s work with the defense, Strong is at best a distant third.
I like country music, even some country dismissed by music snobs who swear they love real country, but not “that crap produced by Nashville.” I still wish someone would wrap that midget in bacon and feed him to a pack of starving wolves. The guy lives in the Caribbean and is a bandwagon Red Sox fan!
September 5th, 2009 at 6:52 pm
44
socraticsilence says:
kind of an ugly game BYU-OU, just penalty tastic, and if the Coug hadn’t muffed a punt its probably 0 all.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
45
BurritoBrosShits says:
Socraticsilence-
Most of what I’ve heard is that he turned out better at DL than OL. That being said, he’s so good that he could play both ways. I think Maurkice is coming out soon, with Mike replacing him at center. The OL is pretty stout, so I don’t see any reason to put him in there now.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
46
Techie says:
#43
No, Florida is going to fire Urban Meyer and promote Charlie Strong to HC.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
47
Socraticsilence says:
Yeah the only thing that scares me is if Wondy’s actually starting and this isn’t just a Char So thing.
Also what’s with all the Pacific Islanders on BYU is it a religion thing because I worked the summer after I graduated HS in Salt Lake and its not what you’d call a culturally diverse city or state.
September 5th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
48
Socaticsilence says:
Tebow smash!
September 5th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
49
Techie says:
#47
Religious thing. Lots of Mormon missionaries in the Pacific.
That, and the skiing in Utah.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
50
JDAU says:
obnoxious commentators on ESPNU jsut showed the highlight of Tebow scoring and couldn’t stop praising his excelence. IT WAS A 2 YARD SNEAK! jsut because Tebow does it doesn’t make it better. “WOW- AND DID YOU SEE THAT PISS HE TOOK AT THE HALF? HE SURE DOES PISS BETTER THAN THE “NORMAL” PLAYERS”…
September 5th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
51
haybeav says:
RMFT
September 5th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
52
Socraticsilence says:
my mancrush on Spikes is going to reach Reggie Nelson levels.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
53
haybeav says:
I didn’t think there was any way I could have become less pumped up than I was, but then that Goddamn Kenny Chesney song came on and…….
September 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
54
This Guy says:
Please do another liveblog soon. The Doc’s is run by children.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
55
Turd Ferguson says:
Just got back from the Ed Jones Dome, where hundreds of people on the Metro train were chanting “CHASE WHO? WHASE WHO?” after seeing the debut of Gabbo. He can do the hully-gully, imitate Vin Scully, and throw for over 300 yards and 3 touchdowns.
And @#47: The LDS Church has historically had a very active missionary presence in the Pacific Islands/Hawaii (they even have a BYU campus on Oahu), so that’s where they come from.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
56
JDAU says:
and can they please stop announcing everything as “the first _________ of the season”?
it’s the first game of the season. we get it- it’s the first punt/touchdown/penalty/blahblahblah.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
57
Techie says:
It’s official. Even I’m sick of the Tebow love. I really want to like the guy. He pisses off the right people (F$U and UGA). He does good work off the field, and he can sure run the spread.
But, If EVERY SINGLE THING he does is treated like the Wedding at Cana miracle, then boy howdy I’m losing patience quickly.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
58
Socraticsilence says:
i wanna game on the Video board at Texas Stadium, that’s a halftime prize right there- 5 minutes of NCAA 2010 on the big screen.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
59
Techie says:
I wonder if Bud Light waited till Billy Mays’ corpse was cold in the ground before they greenlit that ad campaign………
September 5th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
60
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
It could be worse, folks. You could have watched the entire Syracuse/Minnesota game (featuring PAM WARD and RAY BENTLEY) and learned everything you ever wanted to know about Greg Paulus and Christian Bros. Academy while completely ignoring an alleged football game in front of them. Did you know that Paulus was potty trained at 14 months? I do now. Thanks ESPN!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
61
socraticsilence says:
Demps- Because turbo buttons do exist in real life.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
62
chg says:
They also have a decent sized Samoan community in parts of Utah, again due to Mormon mission work. A friend coached HS ball there for a year, and he said the half dozen Samoans were the only thing that kept him from crying everytime he reviewed film.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
63
Grady says:
JDAU: You may not like it, but he’s the best thing goin’ tuh-day!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
64
Socraticsilence says:
Max Hall is tiny, but throws it far.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
65
Socraticsilence says:
O/U on Brantley taking over in this game?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
66
BurritoBrosShits says:
Oh Brent, I’m getting drunk just listening to you.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
67
NOLAcane says:
@57: I couldnt agree more. I have always respected him as much as is possible considering hes a Gator but its starting to get obscene. His Johnny Moxon speech on gameday today pushed me over the edge into full blown backlash hater mode. He seems like a great guy and all but he sounds like a retard everytime he opens his mouth and the USC/Leinart are the best team ever treatment the world wide leader is giving them is starting to become intolerable.
By the way, I find it hilarious that a guy with a 2/7 TD/INT ratio is being discussed as a credible reason why VT could win this game.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
68
RayCom Roy says:
they just said Major Wright “came off the hash” does this mean he put the pipe down for the whole game or just that play?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
69
BurritoBrosShits says:
Brantley has to come in soon. This is just silly now. I’ve switched to the Bama scrimmage.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
70
cantcatchuf says:
“This Guy” wasn’t kidding… we need a new liveblog.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
71
Harris says:
Sooners better hope the Mormans keep shitting on themselves, because they damn sure can’t stop them.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
72
Socraticsilence@hotmail.com says:
c’mon BYU quit false starting- there’s going to be 100+ penalty yards at the half in this game.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
73
haybeav says:
Oh man, look at the box top haircut B. Deadrick has!!! Kid ‘N’ Play yoooo!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
74
NOLAcane says:
@72: great call, between that and shaking off a gunshot wound to play in a football game a couple days later hes becoming one of my favorite players in a hurry
September 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
75
haybeav says:
It’s criminal to leave Julio that open…Criminal, I say
September 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
76
BurritoBrosShits says:
Shit, Carl Johnson is hurt, but he’s walking off the field….
September 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
77
NOLAcane says:
Im slightly creeped out by Musberger discussing Julio’s shoulders
September 5th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
78
chg says:
Will either the Big East or ACC lose their conference challenge with 1-AA?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
79
RayCom Roy says:
Denny Hamlin should have run his car into the wall at a 140 today while Brent was in the car with him
September 5th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
80
Socraticsilence says:
either BYU’s defense is much better than people thought or OU’s offense has taken a step back. BYU is just outplaying OU they better not screw this one up.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:22 pm
81
Socraticsilence says:
Quit fumbling Cougs.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
82
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Joseph Smith be praised.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:23 pm
83
KYGator says:
Hey guys did you know Aaron Hernandez is from Bristol CT?!!!!!11!!1!!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:24 pm
84
socraticsilence says:
Riley Cooper’s doing his tear up an early season opponent thing- it’ll be fun seeing him on the sidelines during SEC play.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
85
Orson Swindle says:
Musburger is right above me. I’ll try to get a picture.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:25 pm
86
cantcatchuf says:
Chick-Fil-A pitch during the game itself? Nice.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
87
socraticsilence says:
Orson- is it true he sweats Schlitz?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
88
NOLAcane says:
What in the name of Jozy Altidore is the US Soccer team doing playing a world cup qualifier right now? Is the goal to make sure people dont ever become soccer fans in this country?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
89
chg says:
Two man Heisman race?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:32 pm
90
TheMightyErik says:
Musberger is on top of you? ohmygawd…
September 5th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
91
Cry Me a River says:
Sam Bradford - racked right shoulder…
September 5th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
92
chg says:
IDK about the US. Seems like Sunday would have been the obvious choice. I would watch any of the other six days of the week.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
93
Techie says:
Oh Shi………..
And Sooner Nation loses their lunch.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
94
TheMightyErik says:
OU nation holding its collective breath as Bradford walks off the field with a lame throwing arm
September 5th, 2009 at 7:34 pm
95
BurritoBrosShits says:
Brandon James FINALLY gets a kickoff for TD!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:36 pm
96
Grady says:
Sam Bradshaw, Mark May? Really?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
97
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Does anyone know who this “Sam Bradshaw” Mark May was just talking about is? I wonder if he’s playing against the “Max Bradford” that Reece Davis mentioned.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:37 pm
98
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Shoulda gone pro, Sam. Hindsight and all that.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:38 pm
99
haybeav says:
Hanks who???
September 5th, 2009 at 7:39 pm
100
BurritoBrosShits says:
Sam Bradford should have never had that flitting summer of love with Colt McCoy over the past several months. “How big is YOUR bass?”
September 5th, 2009 at 7:40 pm
101
Herb says:
Beamerball?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
102
Turd Ferguson says:
What is it with horrible country songs and college football on TV this year? Yes we all know about Rascal Flatts on the Big Ten Network and Kenny bleedin’ Chesney, but honestly I think the ACC promo’s song is the worst of all of them.
And as I type this, Va Tech just scored. Helluva stiff-arm.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
103
JD says:
The hardest hit Roberts took on that return was from the flimsy Chick-Fil-A sign behind the end zone.
And because it needs to be said - BEAMERBALL
September 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
104
NOLAcane says:
Beamerball!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
105
Mike says:
Bama fans, in unison: Awwww *sad face*
September 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
106
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
ZOOOOM! And here come the Beamerball references.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
107
Techie says:
For the Record. Virginia is currently DOWN to William and Mary 16 - 14 with 13 min left in the 3rd quarter.
Maybe they’ll finally fire Al Groh this year.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
108
NOLAcane says:
El Salvador is playing beamberball, 1-0 over the US
September 5th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
109
Tar Heel Mania says:
Matt Bosher would have stopped that guy.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
110
Orson Swindle says:
The penalty on VT here is rank bullshit. Just rank fucking bullshit for miles.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:47 pm
111
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Nice suplex by 36 there.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
112
Harris says:
Goddamn, that is a bullshit call. Is this football or high school girls titty slapping?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:48 pm
113
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Beamer employing the Herm Edwards Memorial Timeout Strategem.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
114
JD says:
I see ESPN did not learn from their mistake last year when they hyped the shit out of USC-tOSU and it ended up being a ful-on ass kicking.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:51 pm
115
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Sad Beamerhorn.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
116
haybeav says:
Beamer ball?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:52 pm
117
NOLAcane says:
US beamerballs it up 1-1 in the first half
September 5th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
118
cantcatchuf says:
Tiffin: MVP
September 5th, 2009 at 7:54 pm
119
Herb says:
Why can’t they let Chris Knight or James McMurtry make an intro song?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
120
JD says:
I think Brent just set a world record by trying to sum up the game while it was still in the first quarter.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
121
Tar Heel Mania says:
ACC Reps: So…what do we improve our conference’s football image?
John Swofford: I know! WITH FIDDLES!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
122
RayCom Roy says:
I wanna hear Kirk tell Brent, “Call me Herbie one time and I’ll punch you in the face”
September 5th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
123
NOLAcane says:
Tyrod Taylor completes a pass, they should stop the game to present him with the game ball
September 5th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
124
haybeav says:
@ 121
At least have some sort of recognizable person/band…Who are those guys?
The lead singer looks like Billy Ray Cyrus’ brother
September 5th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
125
Harris says:
Todd Blackledge needs a better tailor. His jacket is too big.
Sprained AC joint is an injury that hurts like hell. It didn’t affect my strength or range of motion, but then, I’m not a QB.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
126
NOLAcane says:
Jozy “Beamerball” Altidore with a goal in first half stoppage time 2-1 US
September 5th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
127
BurritoBrosShits says:
Just want to tell you that donfirealgroh.com is up and running again. Hillarious shit every year.
Also, Modelo Especial is tough to drink without tacos or guac.
September 5th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
128
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
You mean that’s NOT Billy Ray Cyrus?
September 5th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
129
Grady says:
Where are they shipping Sam off to?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:01 pm
130
Tar Heel Mania says:
That reminds me, Harris…Where does Todd intend to tempt Mike Patrick with meat and grease tonight?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:02 pm
131
BurritoBrosShits says:
Tar Heel Mania-
Shit, I totally forgot about that. That’s the only segment that ESPN does well.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
132
Techie says:
#129
The glue factory?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
133
Harris says:
My God. Landri Jones’ mustache. It screams “I’m late for my shift on the Tilt-A-Whirl because the Camaro wouldn’t start and I had to drop my girlfriend’s baby at her mother’s and my baby’s mother was late picking up my son.”
September 5th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
134
JPN says:
I would like to nominate Oklahoma qb Landry Jones for moustache Wednesday.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
135
Tar Heel Mania says:
Stop. Do you mean to tell me that a QB named LANDRI JONES is making his debut in DALLAS?!?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
136
Techie says:
William and Mary extends their lead to 19-14.
ACC! ACC! ACC!
September 5th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
137
Capsicum says:
I can’t take VT’s qb seriously with a name that sounds like auto parts.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
138
TheMightyErik says:
wow… Bill and the Bitch gonna knock off… errr… defeat Virginia… how sad is that
September 5th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
139
Techie says:
ACC football. Catch the fever!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
140
Harris says:
@ Tar Heel Mania: Good question. Since they’re in Dallas, I’m sure Michael Irvin can suggest someplace with good food and clean ladies.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:10 pm
141
Techie says:
And by fever, I mean a few sniffles and a temperature of 100.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
142
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
I told O that the Bill Lynch/Al Groh showdown should be for the right to live. And now that Wm & Slut have beaten Groh, maybe they’ll consider it.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
143
BurritoBrosShits says:
No one dies from ACC Flu, but you’re permanently in a state of confusion and languid action.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:12 pm
144
Techie says:
ACC Fever: Symptoms include 7-5/8-4/6-6 record and 21-17 scores.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
145
JPN says:
You are lookin’ live…
At teams exchanging punts.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
146
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Only a handful of people catch ACC Flu every year, despite the huge number of vaccines available.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
147
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
If the field was 20 feet wider, Taylor would be AWESOME.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:15 pm
148
RayCom Roy says:
nice TD pass by Brantley
September 5th, 2009 at 8:16 pm
149
AS says:
@112
Is there a place to watch the latter?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:17 pm
150
JPN says:
@ 147
he has a bright future in the CFL.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:18 pm
151
BurritoBrosShits says:
Fuck, LSU plays Washington tonight? Its gonna be a long night. /breaks out the Sparks
September 5th, 2009 at 8:20 pm
152
Harris says:
How many weeks until the VT defense beats Taylor with a socks filled with bars of soap?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
153
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
If there is a Hell, and I unfortunately find myself there, I think it will consist of me being strapped to a chair watching an eternal loop of Olive Garden commercials.
Oh, and ACC football.
/topical
September 5th, 2009 at 8:22 pm
154
Harris says:
Oh, for fuck’s sake. It’s a fucking building, people. It’s a monument to Jerruh’s ego. Let’s move the fuck on.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
155
Herb says:
All 19 points as a result of the kicking game - Coach Beamer is having an orgasm RIGHT NOW.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:24 pm
156
Techie says:
Also, Duke currently trails Richmond.
Their rebirth has been postponed apparently.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:25 pm
157
TheMightyErik says:
@Harris…
yeah, Bama D gonna be doing the same thing if he keeps throwing crap like that
September 5th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
158
Herb says:
I’m sure glad Swofford was able to destroy ACC basketball in his quest for BIG TIME FUTBAW.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:26 pm
159
JD says:
UCF is losing to Samford.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:28 pm
160
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
An offensive touchdown? Beamer just lost his wood.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:34 pm
161
Techie says:
Sigh. The week is even worse than last one.
UVA and Duke are going down to D1-AA teams. NC State gets shamed at home by the offensiveless Gamecocks. Wake loses to Baylor?!!?
For the love of Pete, pull the upset Maryland!!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
162
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
You mean Florida might not cover the 10-touchdown spread? Charlatans.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
163
TheMightyErik says:
Nice job on that goaline offense OU… wow
September 5th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
164
cantcatchuf says:
“Fun fact trivia” from UF game: Tebow once sang onstage with Kenny Chesney… I mean, I know he liked him, but that?
I don’t know what to say…
September 5th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
165
JD says:
Horrible, Inexcusable Upset Dept.:
Richmond 21, Duke 9 (4th)
Kansas State 21, UMass 17 (4th)
September 5th, 2009 at 8:47 pm
166
TheMightyErik says:
Can someone explain to me how BYU players have bunches of pride stickers on their helmets if this is week 1?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:53 pm
167
BurritoBrosShits says:
Nick Saban does not have sideburns. What the fuck is up with that?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
168
cantcatchuf says:
Maybe they played *real* well in scrimmage?
September 5th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
169
jamiedawg says:
Saban’s dead shark eyes frighten me…and BYU could pull an upset…and hoping LSU eviscerates WA….that might cheer me up.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
170
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
BYU is knocking on the Sooners’ door. And the Sooners are turning out the lights and hiding.
September 5th, 2009 at 8:56 pm
171
JPN says:
One sticker for each wife. Morman power!
September 5th, 2009 at 8:57 pm
172
EricksonsDesignatedDriver says:
@166
Not “Pride” stickers, “Wive” stickers . . .
September 5th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
173
Miss Horn Dawg says:
@ 169 - extra points for using “eviscerates” at this late hour!
:
September 5th, 2009 at 8:59 pm
174
JD says:
TD MORMONS, 13-13
September 5th, 2009 at 9:00 pm
175
jamiedawg says:
BYU TD!!!!!!!!! woop woop!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
176
JD says:
14-13 BYU with three minutes to go. War 30-year-old players!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:01 pm
177
EricksonsDesignatedDriver says:
@171
Crud
September 5th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
178
cantcatchuf says:
If BYU wins, I’m willing to bet they’ll blow the game to Tulane next week.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
179
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Flipped over to the Sam Bradford show….oh wait…and just noticed the mustache on Landry Jones. I feel violated.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:10 pm
180
Grady says:
“Moves the pocket to find a different point to launch it and gets it into his tight end.” I’ll check with the stenographer for confirmation on that quote.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:12 pm
181
Beerded Tiger says:
When did Snidley Whiplash start QBing for OU?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:15 pm
182
Herb says:
It WAS the Mormons!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mcpqTWHsCHU
September 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
183
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
You can’t win with a mustache like that.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
184
Harris says:
Sooners lining up for a 54-yard FG with the punter.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
185
JD says:
Didn’t get there and wide left. Mormons win.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:18 pm
186
Grady says:
Well, Kerwin Bell didn’t do so bad with that ’stache.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
187
roaminggator says:
IS that the BYU team playing “boomer Sooner”? That’s hilarious
September 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
188
Harris says:
SHORT. Women all over Utah will go unbeaten tonight!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
189
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
BYU’s going out for beers after this one.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
190
This Guy says:
I don’t know how optimistic you can be when your team is losing 62-3, but Charleston Southern has every right to max that out.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
191
roaminggator says:
Bring ‘Em Young University.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
192
Miss Horn Dawg says:
“Or whatever they say in Provo” - nice. Real nice.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
193
BurritoBrosShits says:
BOOMER….FUCKER….
September 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
194
JD says:
Brad Nessler has got to stop using the word “shocker.”
September 5th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
195
roaminggator says:
#188 - I think you means going out for Coca Cola.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:21 pm
196
Techie says:
Caffeine-free Coca-Cola for my peeps in Provo.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
197
cantcatchuf says:
Charleston Southern has played impressive all night for the skill/athletic disparity between the teams. I’m happy we have another tune-up game before UT.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
198
Harris says:
Max Hall: Gee wilikers, that was a spirited contest! I’m going to go home and just squeeze the HECK out of my girlfriend’s hand.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
199
Crabapple Buck says:
Oklahoma thought this was a bowl game.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:24 pm
200
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Joseph H. Smith! I don’t believe it. This Sooner hater is naming my first born Bronco fo sho.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
201
Caz says:
O MAX HALL GON DRANK….MILK.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
202
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
@#195 - What do you mean? Next you’ll tell me that they won’t be dancing in the locker room.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:25 pm
203
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Bronco Mendenhall smart smart smart, Bob Stoops dumb.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
204
Beerded Tiger says:
WWL reporting Bradford may be out 3-4 weeks.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:29 pm
205
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Colt’s going to have spoon with poor Sam tonight. Boomer Spooner.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:30 pm
206
Harris says:
Maryland@Cal. The Battle of Superfluous Stripes.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:32 pm
207
Grady says:
Denny took her for the ride of her life?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
208
NOLAcane says:
LSU should not be allowed to have 10:30 kickoffsl. Baton Rogue drankin’ for a west coast kickoff probably looks like Bon Temps after the devil lady took over and everyone is eating human flesh and shooting each other
September 5th, 2009 at 9:35 pm
209
BurritoBrosShits says:
I personally can’t wait for another installment of Davie Jones’ Locker!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
210
Herb says:
#207,
Obviously, from the akwardness of the interview afterwards.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
211
chg says:
OU admin should have known better than to schedule a neutral site game, especially in Dallas.
It’s like the Germans asking to move a battle to Stalingrad.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
212
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Hell yeah! Geaux Tigers!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:37 pm
213
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
@BurritoBros. - Are you some sort of masochist? You’ve got to be one sick fuck.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
214
JD says:
BEAMERBALL
September 5th, 2009 at 9:40 pm
215
cantcatchuf says:
My eyes must lie: Washington is moving it against LSU?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:41 pm
216
jamiedawg says:
Shit, WA is moving against LSU…the SEC is crumbling before my eyes…
September 5th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
217
cantcatchuf says:
I hope Mt. Rainier erupts right now.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
218
Meg says:
hmm, this year in CFB may be more average than 2007.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
219
Beerded Tiger says:
RuhRo!?!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
220
Techie says:
Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes. The dead rising from the grave! Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
September 5th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
221
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Washington scores first? It’s the end of the world. End of the fucking world.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:47 pm
222
JPN says:
Washington has a muthafuckin’ siren. Nice
September 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
223
grinch says:
Don’t forget Ohio State pulled the same shit…..we cajuns take a minute to get settled…..where’s the gumbo?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
224
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Ingram accidentally hit the circle button there.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
225
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Tomorrow, after the hangover goes away, will begin building bunker.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:48 pm
226
cantcatchuf says:
We must stop Armageddon before it starts: nuke Seattle.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:50 pm
227
jamiedawg says:
LSU was supposed to cheer me up, not freak me out!!!! Where is Lesticles?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
228
Techie says:
The Juan De Fuca plate could shift suddenly. I’m just saying….
September 5th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
229
NOLAcane says:
Washington is a tough place to play, that place is LOUD
September 5th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
230
Techie says:
Why does it feel that Alabama is ahead by 10 or so when they really trail by one?
September 5th, 2009 at 9:52 pm
231
JD says:
This Bama-VA Tech game is settling into “punting is winning” territory.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
232
cantcatchuf says:
If Bama loses to Tech, I hope they fall deep into the basement of the SEC West. There they should remain, unable to embarrass the SEC again.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
233
BurritoBrosShits says:
This is PRECISELY why we played Charleston Southern.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
234
jamiedawg says:
When did WA learn to tackle? It IS Armegeddon……….
September 5th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
235
cantcatchuf says:
Is there an earthquake in Seattle? The cameras are shaking like hell.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:55 pm
236
Techie says:
And Maryland STILL can’t find a QB. Woooooo
ACC is going to be a 3 way race between VT, GT and perhaps UNC.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
237
Crabapple Buck says:
If Bama isn’t careful they’ll get a hat trick.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:56 pm
238
bulletproof sweatervest says:
tyrod’s mom must have been an auto mechanic. i had a busted tyrod on my car once.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
239
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Commercials on both ABC and ESPN at same time SUCK.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:57 pm
240
cantcatchuf says:
I dunno, for SEC fans commercials may be the best thing going on at the moment.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:58 pm
241
JD says:
Someone in Seattle has to get an “I’M ON A BOAT” banner set up for when the cameras scan Lake Washington.
September 5th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
242
jamiedawg says:
If they hold LSU, I am also going to build a bunker.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:00 pm
243
Techie says:
Wasn’t it Lake Union, not Lake Washington?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
244
Miss Horn Dawg says:
@240 - Good point. Allows me more time to get more alcohol to numb the pain.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:01 pm
245
cantcatchuf says:
FUCK YOU LSU FUCK YOU
September 5th, 2009 at 10:02 pm
246
jamiedawg says:
Seriously?!!! what the fuck is going on? Did I cross into some time-space contiuum where the SEC sucks?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:03 pm
247
Techie says:
Hell of a Catch, Forrest.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
248
cantcatchuf says:
Maybe the Mayans were off by three years?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:04 pm
249
Techie says:
TD TiDe
Bama remembered they can run the ball after long passing plays.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
250
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Roll tide? ROLL TIDE!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:05 pm
251
cantcatchuf says:
Well, the Tide might keep the hope alive. Still, it doesn’t bode well if our only BCS victories are against the ACC.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:06 pm
252
BurritoBrosShits says:
Order is steadily being restored. AND I FUCKING HATE IT!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
253
Herb says:
The disadvantages of the LSU LB corp being faster than Washington’s entire team.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
254
nolaexpat says:
Bama runs one in, Tigers with a pick 6…and order is restored to the universe…
September 5th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
255
jamiedawg says:
Order has been restored…at least momentarily as LSU and the Tide scored and tilted the scales…still feeling wobbly, tho.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
256
Beerded Tiger says:
I KNEW some of the ole sticky icky would turn it around for the Tigers!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
257
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Oh thank God!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
258
cantcatchuf says:
Beamer just got Beamer’d.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:09 pm
259
JD says:
Techie -
It’s Union Bay which opens up into Lake Washington. It’s late, we’re both right.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
260
Harris says:
Bama-Va Tech might be the longest game in history. I think they kicked off Thursday.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
261
NOLAcane says:
Our first four games aint looking so brutal after today. Bradford could be out and Tyrod Taylor still cant complete a pass
September 5th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
262
Techie says:
Totally cool. I’ve been drinking bourbon and Sam Adams Octobefest since 3pm this afternoon.
I expect to be wrong frequently by now.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
263
cantcatchuf says:
LSU’s defensive problems last year may have been a tad more complex than having two coordinators…
September 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
264
Techie says:
Yes, Maryland/Cal will probably finish before VT/AL does.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
265
jamiedawg says:
Don’t sound the all-clear….WA is driving down the field and on the fucking 7 yard line…I am losing my mind…..
September 5th, 2009 at 10:16 pm
266
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Well, the Dawgs sure sucked ass, NOLAcane. Maybe it’s just me, but that game just left me with nothing positive to say about ‘em.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
267
MCab says:
Damn Locker is the terminator.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
268
BurritoBrosShits says:
Nearly twelve hours of game time and two hours of Gameday, we are still here!!! EDSBSers come conditioned damn it!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
269
Herb says:
Bobby Bowden big green egg…I WANT.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:19 pm
270
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Yes, Burrito, Mark Richt should take a lesson from us.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
271
Meg says:
That’s a TD
September 5th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
272
Techie says:
Yes, except for a 2 hour stretch. My laptop has been welded to my lap.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:21 pm
273
Meg says:
Nothing positive to say? Really, Believe me that D looked ten times better than last year, especially considering the top passrusher was suspended.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
274
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
The Ghost of Ty Willingham did that. I seen it.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
275
jamiedawg says:
Meg…you are correct.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
276
cantcatchuf says:
Well, damn, I suppose God doesn’t feel up for Doomsday tonight. LSU recovers a fumble!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:22 pm
277
Techie says:
Lord help us if this game goes into OT.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
278
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
@BBS - We run a grind-it-out system. We’re always ready to go.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:23 pm
279
BurritoBrosShits says:
Jesus, the Bama game is STILL on? FINISH THEM!!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
280
jamiedawg says:
@Harris…you are also correct…the AL-Va Tech game will not end and at this rate it will be over just in time for Monday Night Football.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:24 pm
281
Miss Hown Dawg says:
Yeah, Meg, I’ll give on that. I’ve just got a burr up my butt about the coaching right now. I’ll be nicer in the a.m.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
282
JD says:
ABC’s primetime lineup: Designed to make your head hurt so fucking bad that you give up and go watch “Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?”
September 5th, 2009 at 10:25 pm
283
Harris says:
We’re already in midseason form, BBS.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:27 pm
284
NOLAcane says:
This has been the best opening day of football I can remember. Big matchups and great games all day long
September 5th, 2009 at 10:28 pm
285
cantcatchuf says:
@NOLAcane - It would have been 10x better if Navy had just run it up the middle.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
286
Techie says:
TD TiDe.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
287
jamiedawg says:
TIDE TD….whew.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
288
Miss Horn Dawg says:
I swear Saban’s hair was darker when this game started
September 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
289
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Have VT and Bama forgotten that they’re defensive-based teams?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
290
Cry Me a River says:
Why do the Husky uniforms have satin on their tummies??????? (My 12 year old daughter wants to know…)
September 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
291
cantcatchuf says:
Washington tied it back up.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:30 pm
292
Techie says:
Cheer up, Hokie fans. I’m sure they’ll be more fumbles and whatnot.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
293
BurritoBrosShits says:
NOLAcane-
Totally agree. I’ve wanted to either watch or know what’s going on in pretty much every game today. Parity is really starting to show in D1 football.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
294
Techie says:
Saban doesn’t have time anymore for this shit.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
295
jamiedawg says:
I am a lone SEC fan in the NW and have mouthed off all week about LSU kicking WA’s ass…this is not going well.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:33 pm
296
Techie says:
Normally, I’d revel in your pain, jamiedawg. But…….taking football crap from Northwesterners? That’s too much.
Geaux tigers!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
297
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Zone blitz > Blake DeChristopher
September 5th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
298
cantcatchuf says:
jamie - you might want to grab a flight back down south while you can still get out alive.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
299
Techie says:
Breaking news: Nick Saban need his Caffeine Free Coke too, apparently.
Brent Musberger is going to shotgun some Natty Light.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
300
jamiedawg says:
Northwesterners are surprisingly feisty…work is going to SUCK if this keeps up. Already will get grief for the GA debacle and now this SHIT….LSU just fumbled…maybe I will take a flight out.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:38 pm
301
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
I just noticed Musberger has become Summerall. With 30% more lucidity.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
302
Techie says:
I take that back. I think Musburger has already had a few. He’s laughing a bit too much.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
303
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Stand strong, Jamie. They won’t fight you because that would mean they’d have to put their coffee down!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
304
cantcatchuf says:
jamie- you could embrace a favorite Seattle tradition: break windows and burn shit! Turn the Puget Sound into the Ring of Fire!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
305
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
I get to see Jahvid Best in person in 2 weeks. I do not believe this is a good thing.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:40 pm
306
BurritoBrosShits says:
Musburger acknowledges his alcoholism, Florida wins, and the football landscape is Fat-Man’d and Little Boy’d. Not a bad day if I do say so myself.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
307
Techie says:
Musburger……….is starting to worry me.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:45 pm
308
cantcatchuf says:
BBS - I don’t know about you, but those Japanese presents might start hitting close to home if Washington pulls the upset.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:46 pm
309
cantcatchuf says:
Realization: Alabama-VT game outscored BYU-OU and Oregon-Boise combined.
What does that even MEAN?!
September 5th, 2009 at 10:48 pm
310
Joe says:
I hope LSU realizes that Washington hasn’t won a game since 2007. This is poor.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
311
She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Did I read that correctly? They outgained them by almost 350 yards? How was this even close?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:49 pm
312
jamiedawg says:
I CANNOT believe LSU is tied with an 0-12 team….and cantcatchuf….what does this mean? Who am I?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
313
meg says:
well, at least Herbie is waxing so eloquently on Bama, he forgot to mention Tebow.
The only thing that completely bugs me about Bama is they are still cheating in recruiting. It came to the attention of other programs during the summer camping season.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:51 pm
314
BurritoBrosShits says:
So the ESS EEE SEEE….. I Don’t Know What You Did Last Summer, but I Want to Fucking Know.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
315
cantcatchuf says:
UW better win the Pac 10. I expect an un-fucking-defeated season.
And LSU - I expect mass hari-kari.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:53 pm
316
BurritoBrosShits says:
If LSU loses, I’m buying stock in bourbon.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:55 pm
317
cantcatchuf says:
I wonder if France accepts returns?
September 5th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
318
WhiteSpeedReceiver says:
Don’t worry, SEC fans. You won’t hear any squaking from me about the “superiority’ of the Big Televen.
September 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
319
jamiedawg says:
Thank God, thank God, Thank God…LSU scores….
September 5th, 2009 at 10:59 pm
320
Miss Horn Dawg says:
Yay! It’s officially Sunday morning (on the east coast) and LSU just scored. Mimosas anyone?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
321
Kip says:
I was wondering. . . how many miles did LSU travel????
September 5th, 2009 at 11:01 pm
322
Beerded Tiger says:
Were the Tigers just awarded a walk off TD? We were busy in the studio…
September 5th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
323
Techie says:
If I don’t see sunlight in the sky, it’s still straight whiskey time.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
God can’t allow Washington to win on a Sunday, right? It would be just too particularly blasphemous… I hope..
September 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
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She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Whoa. Just saw myself in the mirror for the first time today and I look as if I’ve been watching college football and drinking for 12 hours.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
IF YOU HAVE TO THOROUGHLY EXPLAIN THE NAME BEHIND YOUR SEGMENT, YOUR SEGMENT SUCKS
September 5th, 2009 at 11:04 pm
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Miss Horn Dawg says:
Good point, Techie. Back to the Jack!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
Okay, does Disney have a new Pirates of the Caribbean in the works??
September 5th, 2009 at 11:07 pm
329
BurritoBrosShits says:
From what I can tell, Davie Jones’ Locker is just the same shit the two guys do the whole fucking game. That’s worse than Jefferson Pilot.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:08 pm
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Joe says:
Man, anyone watching Cal? Their two RBs are unreal.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:09 pm
331
SaveFarris says:
So … LSU has AIDS?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:10 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
LSU definitely has AIDS.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
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bevonyc says:
Cheers to the lone ULM fan in Manhattan for getting me into the LSU event. Hook ‘Em.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
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Miss Horn Dawg says:
Make breakfast or take a shower at halftime? Hmmm….
September 5th, 2009 at 11:11 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Bob Davies is just fucking stressful and WORSE than Jefferson Pilot. and if you have to explain the segment…it does SUCK. I can’t believe this game is close. I hate the Pac-10.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
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JD says:
#317 -
You must not have read France’s return policy. All sales may be refunded or exchanged within 205 years of purchase. After that, you can only get a gift card or store credit. And we already figured out how to make their baguettes and get at their wine and cheese, so fuck it.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:13 pm
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jamiedawg says:
Miss Horn Dawg…make breakfast! sausage! toast! Yum!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
336 - Well, do you think we could pawn Louisiana? Trade ‘em to Cuba for cigars?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:15 pm
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chg says:
We should already have Cuba, but those dang 19th Century GOP do gooder doves screwed it up.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
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JD says:
This Maryland-Cal game looks like last year when Cal came east and looked like they didn’t know what time it was. Except, the complete opposite of that.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:22 pm
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Miss Horn Dawg says:
Jamie, I took a shower. I barely resembled a woman, so something had to be done. Maybe breakfast after the game!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:23 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
I think the Cuban soccer team would play UW better than this LSU team.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:25 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
Damn, the PAC-10 is really proud of their softball titles.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:30 pm
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Meg says:
Just saw the “defenseless receiver” play again on retread. PIssed me off worse. The receiver’s hand is still on ththe f’n ball. How the hell are you supposed to defend a pass if you can’t hit the receiver as he tries to catch the pass? Next time, R”.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
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Techie says:
Pac-10, home of more championships than any other conference.
I guess all those UCLA and Stanford men’s diving and fencing championships DO count, I guess.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:31 pm
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meg says:
Hell, just run through the ref and say you were trying to avoid “unnecessary roughness” on the defenseless receiver.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
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chg says:
After 1 week:
Cal- ^
Washington- ^
BYU- ^
BCS Busters- ^
Alabama- ^
Ohio State- v
Georgia- v
Oregon- v
ACC- v
Big Ten- v
Any others?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:33 pm
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She Blinded Me With Violence says:
@chg
I think Oklahoma is moving in a decidedly downward direction.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:34 pm
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Tim says:
Charleston Southern- ^ surprisingly. They looked better on offense than Oregon and NC State!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:35 pm
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She Blinded Me With Violence says:
And @meg
Yes, that call was a pitifully pusillanimous pile of pig poo.
Alliteration is fun.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
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JD says:
Even ESPN.com’s commercials reek of East Coast bias.
Lions: OK, Penn State.
Tigers: LSU, makes sense.
Bears Ca — wait, fuckin’ Baylor? (record scratch)
September 5th, 2009 at 11:36 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
Oh, yay, LSU is still doing their best to slander the SEC.
And do the cameramen have Parkinson’s?? Whats up with the shaking cameras?
September 5th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
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JD says:
Really loud crowd + creaky old stadium = shaking camera platforms.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:39 pm
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Tim says:
The shaky cameras are actually due to the constant earthquakes. At least that’s what I hear happens on the west coast.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
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meg says:
One other observation on the day: I find the “prairie dog” look to the sideline by an offense at the LOS the most annotying thing to watch. I just find it the most unbelievably dipshit move. Hi, I am a football player and can’t read a D. Seriously, a D1 QB should be able to read defenses in their sleep. They shouldn’t need “Daddy” to prompt them on the sideline.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:50 pm
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Miss Horn Dawg says:
Yeah, loved Okie State’s Hooked on Phonics shit.
September 5th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
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cantcatchuf says:
LSU may redeem themselves (to a degree) yet
September 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
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bevonyc says:
Holy sh**! Gun play on the block!!!!
September 5th, 2009 at 11:57 pm
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Beerded Tiger says:
So thats what being juked out of your jockstrap looks like!
September 6th, 2009 at 12:00 am
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Miss Horn Dawg says:
What the hell was that?
September 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
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meg says:
Damn, Notre Dame being teased heavily already. ugh.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
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chg says:
Why does someone continue to pay Pete Fiutak to write about cfb? He claims “everyone” will say BYU only won because Bradford was knocked out. He seems to go out of his way to stress that will be the story, even while saying it is an unfair take.
If Bradford tripped getting off the bus, people might say that. He was knocked out on clean play by a BYU player that beat his man to hit the quarterback. That’s part of the game. The story is OU couldn’t move the ball (even before the injury) against a D that was unable to stop quality opponents last season.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:01 am
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cantcatchuf says:
4.39 my ass.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:04 am
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chg says:
You think anyone’s ever gotten sunburn from sharing a booth with Bob Davie?
September 6th, 2009 at 12:10 am
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durrr says:
Every team in Pac-10 beat this WA team by 40 points last year. This is stupid.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:11 am
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cantcatchuf says:
Locker just needs to hand off to himself, throw to himself, and block for himself.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:16 am
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cantcatchuf says:
Have to love those PAC-10 officiating crews.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:18 am
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durrr says:
The guy impeded his path to the ball. It’s a penalty.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:19 am
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meth crazed hobo says:
Oh fuck…………
Now it’s to late for LSU to be playing football?
September 6th, 2009 at 12:25 am
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MCab says:
Did he just talk up Idaho-UW?
September 6th, 2009 at 12:51 am
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chg says:
MWC fans are quickly becoming the most annoying out there. They’re like the teenager that reads the first couple chapters of a philosophy textbook and suddenly becomes insufferably preachy to more knowledgeable adults. Teams in the SEC, Big 12, and even Big Ten beat top shelf opponents every year.
Also, the PAC 10 apparently has a rule that DL are limited to two hand touch on QB’s driving to make the score more respectable.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:53 am
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Anonymous IV says:
Well I started at nine in the morning CST and have made it to the end of the LSU @ Wash. game with out taking a break.
September 6th, 2009 at 12:53 am
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She Blinded Me With Violence says:
Where am I? What day is it? Where are my pants?
September 6th, 2009 at 12:59 am
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Harris says:
16 hours of football. I’m spent.
September 6th, 2009 at 1:00 am
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MrRedDevil says:
It appears that Bob Stoops does not have a “bowl game” problem. Bob Stoops has a “teams I’ve never coached against” problem.
September 6th, 2009 at 1:41 am
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This Guy says:
Evander Holyfield in drag will haunt my dreams, and be my children’s.
September 6th, 2009 at 1:46 am
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mikey says:
My best best friend just got married and I just came out to one of my closest high school friends and all I can say is what the fuck happened to Georgia ?? Evil Richt my ass!!
September 6th, 2009 at 2:43 am
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janus09 says:
LSU outgained by 150 yards by a previously 0-12 team and saved by penalty yards and turnovers….
If I was LSU, I would go back to not travelling, they shoulda lost that game.
September 6th, 2009 at 1:59 pm