OPEN THREAD, TRACY FLICK MODE
Just repeat it with us because you mean it:
Dear Lord Jesus, I do not often speak with you and ask for things, but now, I really must insist that you help me win the GAME OF CHOICE today because I deserve it and THOSE EVIL TROGLODYTES don’t, as you well know. I realize that it was your divine hand that SMOTE THAT TEAM I HATE and now I’m asking that you go that one last mile and make sure to put me in THE SWEET GRASP OF VICTORY where I belong so that I may carry out your will on earth as it is in heaven. Amen.
Unleash your inner Tracy Flick today and have a blast. We would say more, but we won’t continue without our attorney present. Would you like a cupcake?
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Michigan still playing football? I thought they fired Rich Rodriquez?
(Thanking big Jesus and lil Baby Jesus that Rich Rod didnt take the Alabama job, or we WOULD be Auburn right now)
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — October 25, 2025 @ 4:04 pm
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Glorified punt, but it’ll work. Jarrett Lee taking the wind from behind their backs and putting it under his passes.
Comment by playitforward — October 25, 2025 @ 3:54 pm
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Dawgs are 3 and out again….do I blame young O-line, bad coaching, what? ?????
Comment by jamiedawg — October 25, 2025 @ 3:47 pm
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Geaux complacency…I hope they start calling Pick Six Left again soon.
Comment by playitforward — October 25, 2025 @ 3:44 pm
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Dawgs better not let LSU sneak back into this game….and another damn UGA penalty
Comment by jamiedawg — October 25, 2025 @ 3:38 pm
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My ad crush is the Christie Brinkley DIRECTV ad. At 54, she still looks hot when naked in a swimming pool.
Comment by Studley — October 25, 2025 @ 3:35 pm
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Michigan got a touchdown because their wide receiver, stepping out of bounds at the pylon, stepped on the pylon on the way out, which was part of the field, and thus in bounds. Brain. Incinerated.
Comment by Orson Swindle — October 25, 2025 @ 3:32 pm
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Two missed calls by Shaw’s crew. Bet it’s karma because of the Umpire’s forearm shiver last week.
Comment by Studley — October 25, 2025 @ 3:30 pm
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@89; Those guys don’t show up until the 2nd Half. I guess it takes that much time for the weed buzz to wear off.
Comment by RJF's groin muscle — October 25, 2025 @ 3:30 pm
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LSU sorta got fucked on that “ball was tipped at the line” call. My tivo reveals no one was even close to tipping that ball.
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — October 25, 2025 @ 3:27 pm