GAMEDAY, LATE SHIFT: ELECTION DAY CONT’D.
Hello, junior Paul-iticians. My, we were surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked us for a ride home and ended up blowing us. It was almost as surprising as Kansas evaporating against Texas Tech in the second half, or Florida blocking two punts and a field goal against Kentucky, or even Wisconsin stopping a four game losing streak against [TEAM REDACTED.]
It’s not like we’re a lesbian or anything. We’re attracted to the person. It’s just that all the people we’ve been attracted to happen to be liveblogs, most especially the hot one we’ll have at 7:45 tonight for Penn Schtate/OSU and Alabama/Tennessee.
Commenting ninjas…assemble! See you then.
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Roll Damn Tide!!!!!
Comment by haybeav — October 25, 2025 @ 3:51 pm
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I will be with you brothas in spirit, cause I will be LIVE DRANKIN’ with other delusional Tide Fans…….
and we will more than likely end up jail if Tennessee wins….
ROLL TIDE MOFO’S!!!!
Florida is #1 in my book…actually playing up to their NCAA 2009 virtual awesomeness team……(confession, they are my online dynasty)
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — October 25, 2025 @ 3:57 pm
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Um… Orson, you forgot to mention Notre Dame-Washington.
Comment by BocaHuskyUWowl — October 25, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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edit: Orson, you obviously forgot…. or maybe i think you forgot…
or nevermind, its depressing to think about.
Comment by BocaHuskyUWowl — October 25, 2025 @ 4:11 pm
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Mac Brown w/ some excellence in pad statting there at the end.
Comment by threenout — October 25, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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Penn SCHTATE? (hic!) Where’s that damn copy editor again?
Someone got an early start on the beverage buffet.
Cheers, and stomp the BuckNuts!
Comment by Pete the Streak — October 25, 2025 @ 4:20 pm
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So what will be the over/under on the Texas vs Texas Tech 7 on 7 offensagasm next week? 250? 350? The Big 12, where defense is optional….
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — October 25, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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The Big 12 is Bizarro SEC.
God, I hate watching VTech/FSU. I’m so peeved.
Comment by SuperJew — October 25, 2025 @ 4:33 pm
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Holy Sh!t, I just saw the replay of the Michigan TD where the receiver knocked over the pylon and stepped on it 2 feet out of bounds.
WOW!!
I’m guessing the replay official, Jim Augustine is working his very last game ever right now. Jimbo, you blew it BIG TIME and MUST BE FIRED!!
2008 NCAA RULE BOOK
Section 2, Article 1B
“A player or airborne player who touches a pylon is out of bounds”
Bye Bye Jimmy…..it was nice not knowing ya.
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — October 25, 2025 @ 4:36 pm
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How does Florida State have all these players who are in graduuate programs after like 2.5 years of college? How many credits do you need to earn a degree from FSU? 50? Do you just mail in a quiz on the back page of the application brochure and send the school $40 via PayPal? How did they get caught cheating if they don’t even need 5 semesters to graduate?
I, apparently, have questions…
Comment by Rawk — October 25, 2025 @ 4:42 pm
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Has anyone checked “Drudge Report” in the last few hours? Notice what kind sweater that chick who lied about getting a “B” carved in her face is wearing. I couldn’t find the picture posted anywhere so you have to go to drudgreport.com and the pic is halfway down the page.
Fitting that it’s on the day of the Bama-Tennessee game
Comment by haybeav — October 25, 2025 @ 4:42 pm
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Lester’s amazing balls strike again. All five of ‘em on a fake punt.
Comment by Orson Swindle — October 25, 2025 @ 4:49 pm
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Here is the link to that picture #11
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20081024/capt.a0ab68478e7345ba9b9da0cae349bbe2.attack_mccain_sticker_paks109.jpg
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — October 25, 2025 @ 4:52 pm
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Delicious
Thanks, MPG
Comment by haybeav — October 25, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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I wish all FSU touchdowns occurred when a FSU player is viciously driven into the goalpost support like that last one. Touchdowns like that leave friends and enemies alike happy.
Comment by Rawk — October 25, 2025 @ 4:59 pm
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Orson - yes, but no points from that fake. Looks more and more like Waffle Fries for the Tigers. That’s being generous as Shreveport is even looming much larger now.
Comment by Studley — October 25, 2025 @ 5:02 pm
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FSU are Quarterback killers. Both Glennon and Taylor went down writhing on the ground.
Comment by SuperJew — October 25, 2025 @ 5:04 pm
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The ACC would like to issue a reminder to the teams in the league to stop hitting themselves.
Comment by Graysnail — October 25, 2025 @ 5:18 pm
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Orson, need live blog help?
Comment by Rockabye Reggie Nelson — October 25, 2025 @ 5:20 pm
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ACC refs are beyond horrible. It’s depressing to even watch.
Comment by Nathan — October 25, 2025 @ 5:22 pm
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Also, @ Orson: if you need liveblog help tonight, let me know.
Comment by Graysnail — October 25, 2025 @ 5:26 pm
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Colt didn’t just fumble. That was a consecutive completion to THE GROUND. Marvel at it.
Comment by Godfrey — October 25, 2025 @ 5:28 pm
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Texas tries to run up the score and fails. Here’s hoping for a Stanford band.
Comment by John — October 25, 2025 @ 5:38 pm
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Well, Texas looks mortal. That has to give Schtate/’Bama some hope.
Comment by SuperJew — October 25, 2025 @ 5:44 pm
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Well the ACC lives up to its standard of bet against the favored.
What’s the deal though with Erin Andrews these days. She got relegated to the Michigan Michigan State game? Not even some texas OU action? I thought she was with the game day crew for games. Are they starting to phase her out or what?
Comment by Brian — October 25, 2025 @ 5:48 pm
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Baton Rouge is getting ready for an H-bomb-level explosion should this team score.
Comment by Rockabye Reggie Nelson — October 25, 2025 @ 5:49 pm
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@25 -> She’s been doing a couple games a weekend for the past few. She’ll probably be in Colombus tonight. Impressive, but believable. Mike Teel putting up six TD’s = unbelievable.
Comment by playitforward — October 25, 2025 @ 5:56 pm
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Remember when LSU had a defense?
Comment by MrRedDevil — October 25, 2025 @ 6:12 pm
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Lisa Salters is in Columbus tonight. I think Herbstriets wife put a restraining order on EA.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — October 25, 2025 @ 6:27 pm
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BTW, I am taking pleasure in watching Michigan implode this year. They signed DickRod to a 6 year deal today. So they will extend their agony at least thru 2013.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — October 25, 2025 @ 6:30 pm
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@25
ACC favorites went 3-2 ats. Dogs went 3-3 (albeit with 2 SU wins vs. Vandy and BEES). So the dogs didn’t have that great a day. I did have UVA straight up today, that was sweet. Then again, I also had UK and the points hahahahaha.
Comment by Rawk — October 25, 2025 @ 6:39 pm
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I have no faith in Fulmer to pull off an upset.
Comment by SuperJew — October 25, 2025 @ 6:43 pm
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I can only hope that Georgia was resting its defense in anticipation of the WLCP next week. Love the offense, but Baby Jesus, there were lapses in the D!
Comment by Sundawg — October 25, 2025 @ 7:37 pm