GAMEDAY, LATE SHIFT: ELECTION DAY CONT’D.
Hello, junior Paul-iticians. My, we were surprised the day Lisa Flanagan asked us for a ride home and ended up blowing us. It was almost as surprising as Kansas evaporating against Texas Tech in the second half, or Florida blocking two punts and a field goal against Kentucky, or even Wisconsin stopping a four game losing streak against [TEAM REDACTED.]
It’s not like we’re a lesbian or anything. We’re attracted to the person. It’s just that all the people we’ve been attracted to happen to be liveblogs, most especially the hot one we’ll have at 7:45 tonight for Penn Schtate/OSU and Alabama/Tennessee.
Commenting ninjas…assemble! See you then.
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How does Florida State have all these players who are in graduuate programs after like 2.5 years of college? How many credits do you need to earn a degree from FSU? 50? Do you just mail in a quiz on the back page of the application brochure and send the school $40 via PayPal? How did they get caught cheating if they don’t even need 5 semesters to graduate?
I, apparently, have questions…
Comment by Rawk — October 25, 2025 @ 4:42 pm
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Holy Sh!t, I just saw the replay of the Michigan TD where the receiver knocked over the pylon and stepped on it 2 feet out of bounds.
WOW!!
I’m guessing the replay official, Jim Augustine is working his very last game ever right now. Jimbo, you blew it BIG TIME and MUST BE FIRED!!
2008 NCAA RULE BOOK
Section 2, Article 1B
“A player or airborne player who touches a pylon is out of bounds”
Bye Bye Jimmy…..it was nice not knowing ya.
Comment by Mich-Placed Gator — October 25, 2025 @ 4:36 pm
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The Big 12 is Bizarro SEC.
God, I hate watching VTech/FSU. I’m so peeved.
Comment by SuperJew — October 25, 2025 @ 4:33 pm
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So what will be the over/under on the Texas vs Texas Tech 7 on 7 offensagasm next week? 250? 350? The Big 12, where defense is optional….
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — October 25, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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Penn SCHTATE? (hic!) Where’s that damn copy editor again?
Someone got an early start on the beverage buffet.
Cheers, and stomp the BuckNuts!
Comment by Pete the Streak — October 25, 2025 @ 4:20 pm
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Mac Brown w/ some excellence in pad statting there at the end.
Comment by threenout — October 25, 2025 @ 4:15 pm
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edit: Orson, you obviously forgot…. or maybe i think you forgot…
or nevermind, its depressing to think about.
Comment by BocaHuskyUWowl — October 25, 2025 @ 4:11 pm
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Um… Orson, you forgot to mention Notre Dame-Washington.
Comment by BocaHuskyUWowl — October 25, 2025 @ 4:03 pm
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I will be with you brothas in spirit, cause I will be LIVE DRANKIN’ with other delusional Tide Fans…….
and we will more than likely end up jail if Tennessee wins….
ROLL TIDE MOFO’S!!!!
Florida is #1 in my book…actually playing up to their NCAA 2009 virtual awesomeness team……(confession, they are my online dynasty)
Comment by Mr.Pelican Pants — October 25, 2025 @ 3:57 pm
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Roll Damn Tide!!!!!
Comment by haybeav — October 25, 2025 @ 3:51 pm