HEIDI, STARRING JIM TRESSEL
If you were watching the noonish Bowling Green/Miami game on Saturday and wanted to watch the end of the game, here’s what you saw instead:
Or something like that, actually, at least for the poor Miami and Bowling Green fans whose game was ditched in the fourth quarter on local television in Cleveland and elsewhere in favor of the Buckeyes trouncing the Michigan State Spartans by a score of WHATEVS to WHO CARES, because the people want their MACtion, and THEY WANT IT NOW!. (But in a polite, Midwestern kinda way, if you wouldn’t mind so much.)
The heartbreak of the small town Bailey MAC fan being cheated in favor of the Potters in the Big Ten may be found here at Miami Hawk Talk. Remember: Jim Tressel controls the horizontal, and Jim Tressel controls the vertical.
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cookie monster…erroneous. If they cut away from another ranked team in a remotely relevant conference, I suppose your OSU hate would almost be in bounds. Ranked vs. ranked…I don’t care who it is, I’ll take that over middle MAC pillow fights. Besides, people in Cleveland should be used to getting shit on by now. As for your arithmatic lesson, I don’t see how Troy Smith and the Ted Ginn 2006 Buckeyes have relevance in your statement, or the 2007 Bucks for that matter. USC was this season but not much of this year’s OSU offense. Regardless, Texas repeatedly shit down their leg last year (KSU, A&M) so clearly, they must be pant shitters this year too, no?
Comment by COB — October 20, 2025 @ 5:31 pm
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Saw the Heidi game as a young punk, was pissed, as my father and uncle were.
Had to wait on the 10 O’Clock News to get the score. Damn Raiders.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — October 20, 2025 @ 5:11 pm
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There is no vertical with Jim Tressel.
Horizontal only. In every way.
Comment by BadgerMan — October 20, 2025 @ 4:35 pm
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Pants and Stoopnagle: That’s what Vesty looked like as USC rained down on them at the Colisseum back in September. What was that score? 35-3? Tally that score up with their output against Florida and LSU and you get a 114-41 difference in scoring between tOSU and real competition.
Love and Honor Baby!
Comment by Cookie Monster — October 20, 2025 @ 4:04 pm
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I’ll never be able to see Tressell again in the same light. not that the original light was good…
Comment by threenout — October 20, 2025 @ 3:46 pm
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Pants: Word, dude.
If you are fan of one of those teams, condolences! (the bum’s lost!) But your boys need you to be AT THE GAME.
Comment by Gen. Stoopnagle — October 20, 2025 @ 3:26 pm
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“If you were watching the noonish Bowling Green/Miami game on Saturday”………. you deserved whatever you got…
Comment by Pants McPants — October 20, 2025 @ 3:21 pm
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I’m relieved that the photo of Tressel was only from the waist up. A mental image of that guy in a dirndl could have been nightmare-fuel for the week.
Comment by DevilGrad — October 20, 2025 @ 3:13 pm
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LSUFreek for President. Seriously.
Comment by Matt Sledge — October 20, 2025 @ 2:58 pm
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I’m normally not a complainer, but what’s with all the banner ads lately(7 at last count). I understand you have to feed the little one’s Orson, but I’m having trouble deciphering whether or not you wrote something about a “Britney Spears Nipple Slip”.
Comment by haybeav — October 20, 2025 @ 2:56 pm