From COED magazine, brah, the finest publication for dyslexic code freaks and fans of HOT COLLEGE BABES WHO WOULDN’T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS, an attractive woman from the LSU/Florida game:
And then, after the jump, another hot piece of tail from the weekend.
…tiene tremendo CULO!
By hot, we mean temperature-wise. You could bake profiteroles in there. A whole pan of ‘em, we’d guess.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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A helpful Heloise tip: It is hard to type while pouring bleach into your eyes.
Comment by hobeg8r — October 15, 2025 @ 4:08 pm
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Profiteroles aren’t supposed to be sweaty and greasy are they?
If Captain Ass-crack had been an LSU fan, maybe he could have cooked a turd-ucken in the crevasse of doom.
Comment by DC Trojan — October 15, 2025 @ 4:12 pm
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What is wrong with her eyes? They look like they’ve been scooped out. I’m a little freaked
Comment by 4.0 Point Stance — October 15, 2025 @ 4:16 pm
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Looks like OU has a Plumbing major that you can get a degree.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — October 15, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
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COED magazine: training future cads for their subscriptions to Maxim.
Ze goggles, they do nothing!
Comment by Signal to Noise — October 15, 2025 @ 4:21 pm
6
Orson- a worse bait-and-switch after the jump I cannot imagine.
Observations:
That’s asking alot of the elastic waist band.
And She-Hulk looks like a Red Dragon victim with shards of mirror for eyes. Smokin’ though.
Comment by Irwin Fletcher — October 15, 2025 @ 4:29 pm
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what do you expect from a game played at the home of chicken fried bacon??
Comment by gerry dorsey — October 15, 2025 @ 4:39 pm
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No. No. God. No.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — October 15, 2025 @ 4:40 pm
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@ 6: Excellent Thomas Harris reference.
Well played, Sir.
Comment by Pete the Streak — October 15, 2025 @ 4:47 pm
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If you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you.
Comment by hlh — October 15, 2025 @ 4:51 pm
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I thought we discontinued Bunda on this site……
Comment by Last Dragon — October 15, 2025 @ 4:54 pm
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Dear O,
Die.
S.S.
Comment by SEC Supremacist — October 15, 2025 @ 4:54 pm
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Orson,
luckily “BABES WHO WOULDN’T FUCK YOU WITH A GUN TO THEIR HEADS” is mitigated somewhat by a fat wallet. Otherwise, what is there to live for?
Comment by croc — October 15, 2025 @ 4:55 pm
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A Swamp slut. I’d know that white fence and samuel adams umbrella anywhere.
Comment by gold man — October 15, 2025 @ 4:56 pm
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Fucking great. Way to represent my home state, fat ass.
Justin C. Cliburn
Ashamed Oklahoman.
Comment by Justin C. Cliburn — October 15, 2025 @ 4:59 pm
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Croc:
This is the great trade-off of age. Sagging flesh; rising credit rating.
Comment by Orson Swindle — October 15, 2025 @ 5:00 pm
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Normally in these type deals it’s the bottom part of the asscrack that gets obscured.
Comment by sonofsamford — October 15, 2025 @ 5:13 pm
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“I want a sedan full of vodka” classic tag, unfortunate association with the picture, but still may become part of my general phrase dictionary right next to “oh crap, it has spaceballs coming out of it’s nose”
Comment by Jonathan — October 15, 2025 @ 5:25 pm
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Wednesday cheesecake?
Comment by WarCardinals — October 15, 2025 @ 5:41 pm
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I have to say that the secret confessions of SEC fans was the best piece of blog I have ever read regarding college football. Mine:
UGA
1) Did Donnan have more eventual NFL starters or am I sniffing the solvent. Again.
2) I loathe SEC fans who rock all the gear. Hats, shirts, belt buckles….this also means all you GA fans. Stick with a subdued khaki hat with a G, or perhaps a set of Bulldog boxers, with your jeans worn gangsta short.
Comment by Jake Barnes — October 15, 2025 @ 6:16 pm
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Go Pokes
Comment by Leif Eriksen — October 15, 2025 @ 6:43 pm
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Definitely a Swamp waitress. I remember asking her to turn around and being disappointed that she didn’t have an alligator nose to match.
Comment by Panhandle Gator — October 15, 2025 @ 7:37 pm
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@ 14 beat me to the punch.
I never asked, but is Swamp beer barrel girl / slut position handed down within the sorority? I’d rather go around the corner and get a sandwich from Steamer’s on game day anyway.
I respect the gentleman from Oklahoma. He’s got to know his ass is hanging out, but he’s not concerned. “Yeah, I’m a little hefty, and yes, you can see sweat beading up in my crack. But but I’m here to watch the Sooners and let this air out in comfort. Fuck off if you can’t accept a bald, fat guy’s ass crack.”
Still better than the freak who tatted Rammer Jammer on his arms and the Bear on his back. With that in mind, I’m surprised the gentleman above hasn’t inked in an “O” to the left and a “U” to the right of the fissure.
Comment by Pinto — October 15, 2025 @ 8:18 pm
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You said….fissure
Comment by Jake Barnes — October 15, 2025 @ 8:54 pm
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pretty sure the O is obscured by said fissure
Comment by bj — October 15, 2025 @ 9:21 pm
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Holy jebus, you’d need a burro and a tour guide to get out of that thing if you fell in.
Love the “bald head with sun visor” look by the way.
Comment by Flatlander — October 15, 2025 @ 9:47 pm
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Crack kills
Comment by cracker — October 15, 2025 @ 11:18 pm
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signal-noise wins….classic line.
Comment by jerseywolverine — October 15, 2025 @ 11:24 pm
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Holy hell… thanks a lot, Orson. Like a car wreck or catching someone dig into their nose in traffic, I simply couldn’t look away for a few seconds when I saw this. At least the pics from the COED mag will help burn that image from my brain.
Comment by TheMightyErik — October 15, 2025 @ 11:54 pm
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Well played sir, well played. Traded allot of credibility for that one.
Comment by charnold — October 16, 2025 @ 12:56 am
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Dad? Is that you?
Comment by HeadThief — October 16, 2025 @ 8:40 am
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Gotta love that leathery florida skin. I wouldn’t go anywhere near meth-face. Going to stick to the grove, a place where you can walk around for an hour and not fine 10 girls you wouldn’t sleep with.
Comment by Geori — October 16, 2025 @ 8:54 am
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Damn you, Swindle.
Comment by Harris — October 16, 2025 @ 9:47 am
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If my calculations are correct, they could have screenprinted the yard lines and hash marks at actual size.
Comment by NativeSon — October 16, 2025 @ 2:56 pm