EDSBS: HAPPY 4TH/ THIS IS OUR COUNTRY
On behalf of the entire EDSBS staff, we wish you a happy 4th. The Corrections are on hold ’till next Friday, since everyone’s out fireworking and beerinating, but in the meantime, remember: This is our country.
Happy 4th from Orson, Holly, and the fiendishly talented LSUFreek, who put that stirring tribute to our country together. Barstoolio asks: “HOW IS LSUFREEK NOT PRESIDENT YET?” In time, friend; in due time.
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No J Lehman?! Blasphemy.
Comment by formerlyanonymous — July 3, 2025 @ 10:08 am
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As always, outstanding work there.
One question: If I did get a brain, would I be an upgrade from the “MORANS” that guy so smartly insulted?
Comment by Stagecoach — July 3, 2025 @ 10:12 am
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brilliant, as always.
Comment by socalbryan — July 3, 2025 @ 10:24 am
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That was super stupendous. Only a moran wouldn’t like that.
Comment by samsquantch — July 3, 2025 @ 10:24 am
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God Bless College Football!
Rick Brooks thinks this is bullshit.
Comment by Adam West's chauffeur — July 3, 2025 @ 10:25 am
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…just so you know, google reader picked up Holly’s half assed middle-of-the-night attempt at this weeks corrections, your right, best to wait until next week
Comment by Plastic Paddy — July 3, 2025 @ 10:29 am
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fant-fucking-tastic
Comment by Brian — July 3, 2025 @ 10:33 am
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LSUFREEK had graduated to LSUSUPERFREEK!
Comment by 2 bits — July 3, 2025 @ 10:35 am
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That was awesome!!!!! Perfect… You keep the jones for College Football season alive… btw blog war between BHGP and MGoBlog
Comment by The Holy Grail — July 3, 2025 @ 10:38 am
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The Charlie Weiss Matrix clip always gets me.
The recent [CLIP REDACTED] with the towel could be a new classic.
Happy 4th to all. And +100 cocktails.
Comment by dudis41 — July 3, 2025 @ 10:45 am
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That just made my day.
Comment by jacktotherack — July 3, 2025 @ 10:50 am
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raising the bar……as usual.
happy 4th to all !
Comment by shovel pass — July 3, 2025 @ 10:50 am
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BTW
I have that picture of the guy with a hyeena on a chain on my office wall with the caption above it that says
“Pitt Bulls are for Pussies”
Comment by shovel pass — July 3, 2025 @ 10:53 am
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They’re the Pitt Panthers, moran.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — July 3, 2025 @ 11:03 am
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That was 3 minutes and 38 seconds of brilliance.
Comment by Last Dragon — July 3, 2025 @ 11:07 am
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I got to find the joint that makes that hamburger.
We need more adventures of “L’il Red”.
Comment by meatybob — July 3, 2025 @ 11:12 am
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Thes izz arrr Cunntttrrreeee
Comment by haybeav — July 3, 2025 @ 11:13 am
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I was kind of hoping Ned would show up too.
Comment by AllWhoYonder — July 3, 2025 @ 11:19 am
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…just so you know, google reader picked up Holly’s half assed middle-of-the-night attempt at this weeks corrections, your right, best to wait until next week
Much obliged, Grown Man Who Has Yet To Master Your/You’re.
Comment by Holly — July 3, 2025 @ 11:33 am
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OUCH!
Go, Holly.
Comment by NRBQ — July 3, 2025 @ 11:41 am
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Follow in Elway’s footsteps O. Retire on top and shut the blog down. Can’t be topped.
Comment by Spanky — July 3, 2025 @ 11:43 am
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‘Mercka!!! Happy Birthday! All we need now are some sparklers, Lee Greenwood, and some whiskey and we’d have a hell of a Fourf of July.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — July 3, 2025 @ 11:49 am
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+1 to LSUFreek
+1.1 to beer and fireworks
Comment by Flatlander — July 3, 2025 @ 11:50 am
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Wait a minute, I think I just found a better music video for this song. NED!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv5UINZGHJ4&feature=related
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — July 3, 2025 @ 11:50 am
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offtopic, but has been bugging me:
Is there any special significance to EDSBS’s picture of Spurrier and Wuerffel? Spurrier looks disappointed.
Comment by woooooohooooooooo — July 3, 2025 @ 11:54 am
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[/ simmons'd]
Comment by Eirishis — July 3, 2025 @ 11:55 am
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Mark May predicts that video will be 0-6 before the 5th of July.
Comment by Uncle Rico — July 3, 2025 @ 11:55 am
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That video made me so happy.
Or maybe it’s just the fact that they’re closing down the office at 2pm today. But either way, yay!!1!!1!! PONIEZ
Comment by Doug — July 3, 2025 @ 12:08 pm
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I can hardly wait for football season.
Oh, and who is that making a cameo at 2:36? Awesome.
Happy and safe 4th to everyone!
Comment by ClwFlGator — July 3, 2025 @ 12:18 pm
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Goddamn, it’s great to be an American.
+232 cocktails to LSUFreek, one for every year this great nation’s existed.
Comment by the croominator — July 3, 2025 @ 12:22 pm
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That’s a look of contentment.
Comment by PW — July 3, 2025 @ 12:25 pm
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Not to be so damn clingy and needy, but could someone post the link to whatever it is that LSUFreek put together? My work’s blocking it and I can’t even use the right-click properies feature to find the link.
clingy/needy guy calling you at 2am drunk, teling you I love you, then I hate you, then I love you, then asking for some leg.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 3, 2025 @ 12:33 pm
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OOC-try this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wly-F6NWXv4&e
Comment by Holly — July 3, 2025 @ 12:39 pm
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Laugh. Out. Loud. Funny.
Comment by mgoblue — July 3, 2025 @ 12:46 pm
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youtube…sigh… my normal fix (mysafesurf.com) around work’s blocking doesn’t work too well with YouTube… will have to wait until I’m home.
Anyway… thanks for not hanging up on me, Holly.
Comment by Out of Conference — July 3, 2025 @ 12:54 pm
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Holly, nothing stings more than (or is it then) ripping a grown man on his grammer. Ouch is right you inter-net grammer nazi.
Comment by Plastic Paddy — July 3, 2025 @ 1:10 pm
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Thankful Dept:
This is a great site and thanks for making the day go much better, especially during the dog days of the non-football season.
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — July 3, 2025 @ 1:24 pm
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I believe that is a photo of Wuerffel coming off the field at the end of the Sugar Bowl victory over FSU for the MNC.
Yeah, I would say he was content.
Comment by Coop — July 3, 2025 @ 1:24 pm
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Ho.
Lee.
Shit.
I almost couldn’t breathe. That was fucking allsome.
Yes, allsome. It’s more better than awesome.
Comment by Joshua — July 3, 2025 @ 1:24 pm
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#25 - As Coop mentioned - it’s content. Watch him now in how he reacts to his QBs coming off the field-
Spurrier (visor on ground, mumbling through clenched teeth): &*%%$%^#*!!! You call a &*%&*$%% timeout in the opening drive and you still get a #@$&*%^$&* false start?!?!?”
Comment by Out of Conference — July 3, 2025 @ 1:53 pm
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Plastic Paddy-
It’s “than”, “internet”, and “grammar”. You should also have inserted a comma between “right” and “you”.
Have a blessed day!
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — July 3, 2025 @ 2:04 pm
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Wow - with guest appearances from President Camacho and the “Get a Brain, Morans” guy.
Brilliant!
Comment by Cock D — July 3, 2025 @ 2:29 pm
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@35 - Just don’t cry and we’re fine.
Comment by Holly — July 3, 2025 @ 2:31 pm
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And not to engage with a guy who blogs about the goddamn Olive Garden, but:
Ouch is right you inter-net grammer nazi.
+ a billionty (that’s a very large and real number) for misspelling “grammar”. I love my life.
Comment by Holly — July 3, 2025 @ 2:35 pm
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Hey England: Scoreboard.
Joanie from Happy Days is definitely a Moran.
Comment by Raider Red — July 3, 2025 @ 2:44 pm
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Pure.F’ing.Genius.
Something about the Phil Fulmer/Basketcase baby is comedic and terrifying at the same time…..something tells me there is something like that on Rockytop, thus the meaning of the song on why those guys never came back…….
Comment by Mr. Pelican Pants — July 3, 2025 @ 3:06 pm
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Raider Red @ 45: Ah whatever, it was all the fault of an insane German - and you know how well things turn out when they’re in charge.
If the British Foreign Office had been in charge of the hasty departure from the American colonies, you’d have been properly partitioned and thus politically crippled.
As it is, the home grown attempts to self-partition (AKA the war of northern aggression) were a complete failure - all you managed was to provide a crude default insult for people to hurl at SEC fans.
Anyway, this is all terribly jolly and so on, but I’ve got an appointment with a bucket of burning pitch and the Capitol Building.
Comment by DC Trojan — July 3, 2025 @ 3:25 pm
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great video, but that SONG SUCKS!!!! Holy shit does that song suck. I never wanna hear that song ever…ever….ever again. It sucked on those Jean or Ford commercials and it sucks here.
Should of used the Jimi star spangled banner or something, anything, than that piece of shit song.
Other then that…GREAT VIDEO.
Comment by Irish Glory 88 — July 3, 2025 @ 4:13 pm
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I want to leave my wife and family for LSUFreek. Does that make me some kind of closeted reprobate?
Comment by VandyJ — July 3, 2025 @ 4:40 pm
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Good thing I wasn’t drinkng milk! The SC cheerleader at the end cheering the flood is the capper.
Simply.
Awesome.
Comment by Matt — July 3, 2025 @ 4:58 pm
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nice video, im kicking my self I should have brought my OU flag with me on the AWACS to hold up as we got refueled by the Lousiana Natl. Guard kc135, that would have been awsome….. oh well maybe next time I can be uber patriotic and piss off the other planes crew at the same time.
Comment by Brad Howard — July 3, 2025 @ 5:09 pm
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(Raises tiny American flag and wipes tear from eye.)
Comment by Continuation T. Arranger — July 3, 2025 @ 5:41 pm
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The grammar beat down was good enough (can you please do a lesson on I vs Me as the object of the preposition next?), but this was the most stellar post ever…just stellar! even
Comment by Another gator inglishmajur — July 3, 2025 @ 5:44 pm
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LSU Freak… you rock like Foghat, live in concert. I count the days to the season of non productivity, otherwise known as the college football season.
Go Bears!
Comment by Lawrence Ross — July 3, 2025 @ 6:02 pm
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Pure Brilliance. Happy 4th, be safe all.
Comment by stockman — July 3, 2025 @ 7:08 pm
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3 million and 4 cocktails to you sir. LSUfreak you make me even prouder to be an LSU fan (which is really hard to do right now).
Comment by Tommy jo jo — July 3, 2025 @ 7:29 pm
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Whatever LSUFreek is compensated, it isn’t enough.
He must be the most interesting man in the world. I just heard about him on a Dos Equis ad.
http://www.staythirstymyfriends.com/
Enjoy your 4th everyone.
Comment by Crabapple Buck — July 3, 2025 @ 8:09 pm
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I can’t believe nobody had made the Sly Croom / President Camacho corollary yet
Comment by Derrick in SD — July 3, 2025 @ 8:44 pm
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*tears*>
cocktails>
*tears*
Comment by stuart — July 3, 2025 @ 11:52 pm
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Damn I wish I would have finished the eighth grade (we can’t all be #5’s) and how about getting some spell check on this thing. Oh, and the olive garden rocks just ask Kendra Wilkinson, not white trash at all.
How do you spell “Parody”?
Comment by plastic paddy — July 4, 2025 @ 6:30 am
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Happy 4th of July, motherfuckers!
Somebody please shoot a bottle rocket at Knowshon’s knees.
Comment by Allahver Fist — July 4, 2025 @ 11:40 am
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or maybe Knowshon will blow off a few fingers with a firecracker hed only rush to the right lol
Comment by Brad H — July 5, 2025 @ 2:47 pm
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For the first time in my adult life, I’m proud of this country. LSUFreak has made me believe again.
Comment by John — July 5, 2025 @ 3:41 pm