LSU GOT THE NAMES, SON
Ragin Cajun emails us and points us to a collection of names in LSU’s 2009 recruiting class that, if all landed, will destroy any and all standards for All-Name team selection.
-Abrecus Martinez
-Barkevious Mingo
-Harry Peoples (who actually shaves his head)
-Ky’Var Bolden
-Shavodrick Beaver
-Shaquelle Evans and a
-Shakeil Lucas
-Marjarvin Chapmen
The official EDSBS editorial position is that we encourage all of these recruits, no matter the damage to our own team or others, to immediately commit to LSU. This simply must happen. Barkevious Mingo? A villain from Tank Girl or prize recruit? You decide.
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The 2001 Auburn team that had Tavarreus Pounds, Octavious Balkcom, and Dontarrious Thomas, and Cassinious Moore approves.
Comment by OPS — February 13, 2025 @ 2:17 pm
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Sounds like the crew list of a new Star Trek starship.
Comment by I R A Darth Aggie — February 13, 2025 @ 1:43 pm
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LSU has obviously decided it has so much talent it can just give out scholarship offers to whoever has the coolest name.
NC State has prospects named Je’Ron, Jheranie, and Javanti.
Comment by Herb — February 13, 2025 @ 1:31 pm
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[can't stop typing}
@13 - If it rains at a game in Starkville this year, Mike Hunt is going to be wet.
Comment by Picture Me Rollin — February 13, 2025 @ 1:14 pm
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D’Brickashaw Ferguson is not impressed.
Comment by El Hombre — February 13, 2025 @ 1:13 pm
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Anon IV,
The KKK strongly agrees with you.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — February 13, 2025 @ 1:11 pm
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All of the Sunshine State’s delegates, including the super-duper ones, grant their vote for…..
—-> Shaved-drick Beaver!
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — February 13, 2025 @ 1:05 pm
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How about George Achica from USCw in the early 80s? My oldest daughter was 6 at the time, and when she heard his name she thought they said “Georgia Chicken”, to which she replied, “I thought Georgia were Bulldogs & South Carolina were chikins.”
Best ever? Atomic Torozian, SDSU.
Mike Hunt is alive and well in Starksville this spring.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — February 13, 2025 @ 12:59 pm
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@ #10
he makes the most delectable balls during the holiday season.
Comment by gerry dorsey — February 13, 2025 @ 12:55 pm
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@10
As does former NASCAR driver Dick Trickle
Comment by Biscuit — February 13, 2025 @ 12:50 pm