Ragin Cajun emails us and points us to a collection of names in LSU’s 2009 recruiting class that, if all landed, will destroy any and all standards for All-Name team selection.

-Abrecus Martinez

-Barkevious Mingo

-Harry Peoples (who actually shaves his head)

-Ky’Var Bolden

-Shavodrick Beaver

-Shaquelle Evans and a

-Shakeil Lucas

-Marjarvin Chapmen

The official EDSBS editorial position is that we encourage all of these recruits, no matter the damage to our own team or others, to immediately commit to LSU. This simply must happen. Barkevious Mingo? A villain from Tank Girl or prize recruit? You decide.