We get a DNF for the second day in a row thanks to whatever death-flu is currently pouring through our system. Apologies from our immune system-we’re heading to the doctor, who hopefully will tell us what we want to hear, and prescribe eight fingers of bourbon and some honey for what ails us. If it worked for Jeremiah Johnson, it’s got to work for us, right?
If whiskey can’t cure it, then there’s no cure.
Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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2 words:
medicinal marijuana.
Comment by formerlyanonymous — January 31, 2025 @ 11:51 am
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2 days without EDSBS….
so… lonely….
must… not… give… into ….. boss’s…. demands….
so… cold….
Comment by Cincy — January 31, 2025 @ 11:54 am
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btw… whats the over/under on when Orson succumbs to the Rage virus and starts making dinner plans with JoePa?
Comment by Cincy — January 31, 2025 @ 11:57 am
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Spike in the GDP for the last 2 days, coincidence? I think not!
Comment by Crabapple Buck — January 31, 2025 @ 12:00 pm
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i used to joke with my friends that got the flu that they were pussies b/c the flu was a myth…not unlike sasquatch, or the loch ness monster…then about 3 years ago i got the flu. fucking karma.
Comment by gerry dorsey — January 31, 2025 @ 12:02 pm
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Orson you’ve inspired me to hit the road with tails for the people of a magical cure for what ails ya.
Comment by Billy in Baton Rouge — January 31, 2025 @ 12:12 pm
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No, it was because you work out 7 days a week, weight room hero, that you did not get the flu.
The only year I contracted the flu was the year I got a flu shot.
Seriously, medicine is a crock.
I will say that since I started working out 3-6 days a week, I have not contracted anything that kept me from work, school, social shit, etc.
Well except for the herpes and syphilis.
But, you know, nothing ventured, nothing gained…
Comment by Coop — January 31, 2025 @ 12:13 pm
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Just start sucking down pedialite and drive down to Gainesville, FL. The touch of Tim Tebow (not that kind, pervs) should heal you instantly.
Comment by Brian — January 31, 2025 @ 12:15 pm
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First DVD I ever bought? Jeremiah Fucking Johnson. Truly a fantastic film.
Oh, and any mention of Pedialyte immediately makes me think of Charlie 2na: “You baby MCs drink pedialyte…” Well, that and hanogover recovery.
Comment by AllWhoYonder — January 31, 2025 @ 12:25 pm
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Might I also suggest that, while on the road to recovery, you spray anything and everything in the house and/or office with extra strength Lysol.
A few years ago, about 75 percent of the people in my office missed time in about a month with flu. I Lysoled the holy shit out of everything in that office and managed to survive unscathed.
Comment by twogreattastes — January 31, 2025 @ 12:26 pm
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Maybe Orson contracted something from what was thought to be a woman while hanging around Bourbon Street during the NC?
Excelsior!
Comment by Touchdown74 — January 31, 2025 @ 12:28 pm
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#7 - C. Everett, is that you?
Comment by Out of Conference — January 31, 2025 @ 12:29 pm
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Also, “Seriously,” was meant to be a thinly veiled attack on my family, as most of them are in the medical field.
Pops is a doctor, brother is a doctor, sister is a nurse.
Thank God I have redeemed the family by going into the legal field.
Comment by Coop — January 31, 2025 @ 12:30 pm
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That pic reminds me of WfnVU’s mascot.
Comment by paco — January 31, 2025 @ 12:31 pm
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Flu is coded language for “redonkulous hangover”
Comment by Ryno — January 31, 2025 @ 12:34 pm
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[running through cabin chased by grizzly bear; diving out back window] “Thar’s one Griz, Pilgrim. Skin that un ‘n I’ll get you anuther!”
God I loved that movie!
Comment by SunDawg — January 31, 2025 @ 1:20 pm
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Nothing like a good excuse for a bottle of Viq-A-Tuss… Yummy.
Comment by Adam — January 31, 2025 @ 1:24 pm
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Redford or the bear?
Comment by yoyofutbawl — January 31, 2025 @ 1:30 pm
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#12…funny!
And, Orson…my lesbian, buddhist psychic says never ever get a flu shot; and that flu only naturally occurs in those who are not in conscious balance with their soul…so look out, dude. Oh, and it isn’t usually serious, at least mostly…just kinda feels that way. Unless you lived in 1918, when it really was serious…but you might not have survived that…unless you are over 90…but I digress.
Here is a tip of my cocktail glass to your rapid recovery and the balancing of you conscious with your soul…”salud y pesetas y tiempo para gustarlo”.
Comment by sb — January 31, 2025 @ 1:58 pm
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#9 - J-5 is one of my favorite groups.
While y’all drink the similack
My rhymes are breast-fed
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — January 31, 2025 @ 2:16 pm
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Here is some get well bunda:
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/82/338219394_cf714895b7_o.jpg
It is the chick from Mexican TV who was proposing to all of the super bowl players.
Comment by Brian — January 31, 2025 @ 2:42 pm
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I cradle-rock the mic like Rebecca DeMornay
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — January 31, 2025 @ 2:48 pm
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Brian…I think I would probably accept that proposition…at least for awhile. I am very good at cancelling engagements…lesson learned courtesy of UGA coeds, (just don’t run into their parents later and think a civil conversation will ensue).
Comment by sb — January 31, 2025 @ 2:53 pm
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/begin threadjack
Jon Tenuta has taken a job on the ND staff. Not quite sure what this means, if anything, regarding Corwin Brown, ND’s DC and ace recruiter. If there is a ND defensive recruit you want to poach, it might be time to fire up the cell phone.
end threadjack/
Comment by maskedavenger — January 31, 2025 @ 2:56 pm
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maskedavenger, it would appear that Tenuta is coming on as defensive backs coach to replace retiring Bill Lewis. If anything, adding Tenuta along with C Brown helps, not hurts the recruiting for ND.
Comment by AllWhoYonder — January 31, 2025 @ 3:18 pm
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Ny-Quil not working?
Time for the hard stuff…Phenargen(sp?).
In your ass, knocks you on your ass, your ass don’t wake for 2 days.
Comment by hunglikehussain — January 31, 2025 @ 3:23 pm
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Get well Spencer, drink a lot of alcohol and pass out, it always makes you forget about being sick.
Tenuta to ND is huge….
http://sportscrack.blogspot.com/2008/01/jon-tenuta-joins-notre-dame-staff.html
Comment by Matt — January 31, 2025 @ 3:25 pm
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Any fact finding in the area of flu research begins and ends with whiskey.
Comment by ThreenOut — January 31, 2025 @ 3:26 pm
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AllWhoYonder -
I like the hire (but not the timing) by ND; I was thrilled during the 15 minutes that the Kirk-Herbstreit-created- Miles-and-Tenuta-to-Michigan rumor still was possibly true.
But, what are the odds that a rival coach that wants a ND recruit will spin it as Corwin Brown is being replaced/pushed aside? Uncertainty just before signing day is rarely a good thing.
Comment by maskedavenger — January 31, 2025 @ 3:37 pm
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Tenuta is replacing another Georgia techie…Bill Lewis.
Keeping the tradition alive!
Comment by hunglikehussain — January 31, 2025 @ 3:44 pm
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good point, masked. that and a 3-9 record don’t exactly help Charlie hold all the cards during recruiting…
Comment by AllWhoYonder — January 31, 2025 @ 4:40 pm
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I get stupid, I mean my outrageous.
Stay ahead from me, because I’m contagious.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 31, 2025 @ 5:06 pm
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If you doctor is worth his salt, he’ll prescribe a cannon of PURPLE DRANK. It probably won’t cure you, but it will end the suffering.
Comment by ChemE93 — January 31, 2025 @ 5:20 pm
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My first assignment in the Navy out of college was to a ship named the USS Affray. My mother was the only person I ever ran into who realized that I was stationed on a ship named after a drunken brawl and she was appalled.
Trust me, we did our very best to uphold the name of that ship in the fleet. God bless the USS Drunken Brawl!
Comment by Brandon Lang — January 31, 2025 @ 5:28 pm
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richard gere to hamsters as redford is to bears! Coincidence…I think not! Those furry bastards.
Comment by largeone! — January 31, 2025 @ 7:39 pm
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#25
Just so you know, they do make Phenergan in a non-suppository. I love the stuff having never taken it. My fiancee is pregnant with twins and manages to sleep about 22.5 hours a day taking the pills for nausea. Those 1.5 hours she is awake is like facing a werewolf with twin chainsaw dicks.
Comment by Sonofsamford — January 31, 2025 @ 8:38 pm
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OOC, that was outstanding.
Normally, I don’t even think to recognize Gamecock humor, as if you beat Charleston Southern in football in the opener…
then you obviously will run the table in the SEC and against…
well, you know.
FYI, Tommy is still 7-2 versus South Carolina.
Holla at “yo boy!” or whatever that means.
Comment by Coop — January 31, 2025 @ 9:59 pm
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Coop, may I recommend that you learn these two words that will be a sufficient answer to any and all questions:
“Yes, dear”.
You should begin to wean her off this cure about 8 weeks after the babies are born.
Comment by Southern Papa — February 1, 2025 @ 1:31 am
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The best answer on marriage came from Grady on Sanford & Son. Fred’s new wife asked him “Grady, Isn’t it about time you got remarried?”
He replied back “What! And give up sex?”
Comment by yoyofutbawl — February 1, 2025 @ 7:54 am
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Can we get a few more ads for adult products and/or websites? My co-workers are starting to look at me funny.
Comment by Yukon Cornelius — February 1, 2025 @ 8:17 am
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Must be a full blown sickness now…10:30 am and no daily news. Let’s hope we get a guest appearance from Stranko Montana for some pre-superbowl cheesecake.
Get well dude!
Comment by Brian — February 1, 2025 @ 10:32 am
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Are these tailored ads? How did these people know I like football and screwing?
Comment by MCab — February 1, 2025 @ 1:08 pm