WE’RE GOING TO BED
We’re in the grips of a proper death-flu-cold-plague-thingy of some sort, so it’s off to bed for the day. (Yes, it’s that bad. Falling asleep three times at the computer today stands as proof of our stupidity.)
Hope everything’s great when we wake up tomorrow!

Talk to you then,
-O.
1
Hope you get well soon!
Comment by Hazean — January 30, 2025 @ 12:26 pm
2
FUCK DAT FLAMIN ZOMBIE
Comment by Doug — January 30, 2025 @ 12:33 pm
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http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3919/watertowerms0.th.jpg
Comment by Brian — January 30, 2025 @ 12:37 pm
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my bad:
http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3919/watertowerms0.jpg
Comment by Brian — January 30, 2025 @ 12:38 pm
5
We’re going to bed? Not, I’m going to bed?
Comment by hunglikehussain — January 30, 2025 @ 12:45 pm
6
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/01/29/zook.award.ap/index.html
how was this missed today?
Comment by ThreenOut — January 30, 2025 @ 12:45 pm
7
Rey Rey’s got some Nyquil fer ya.
Comment by yoyofutbawl — January 30, 2025 @ 12:46 pm
8
Threen@6
Why do you think Orson is so sick?
Comment by Crabapple Buck — January 30, 2025 @ 12:51 pm
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We suggest Campbell’s Chicken Noodle Soup, DayQuil and Sprite - the ancient remedy of our ancestors.
Comment by andrew — January 30, 2025 @ 1:01 pm
10
“Well, Jim…..I’ve got some bad news for you.”
Comment by spartanmike — January 30, 2025 @ 1:04 pm
11
Man, I can relate. Whatever this crap is, it sure knocks you out of commission. I missed two days of work from it.
Comment by Nashwolverine — January 30, 2025 @ 1:05 pm
12
sounds like you got the Super HIV. take the pictures of me naked off the internet.
Comment by riley skinner — January 30, 2025 @ 1:05 pm
13
Rub some dirt on it.
Comment by Holly — January 30, 2025 @ 1:24 pm
14
OS: Get well soon….SKLM
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — January 30, 2025 @ 1:34 pm
15
I heard Orson passed out at 31 flavors last night…..
that joke never gets old.
Comment by Cincy — January 30, 2025 @ 1:46 pm
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“NAUGHTYHUBBY” SEZ:
PLZZZZZZ GET WELL SOON DUE EDSBS IS ALL I HAVE ITS MY LIFE PLZZZZZZ SIR PLZZZZ
IVE NEVER CRIED B4 UNTIL NOW PLZZZ MY FAMILY DEPENDS ON THIS SITE PLZZZZZ I BEG OF U 2 GET WELL SOON PLZZZ
UR 1 STRUNG OUT BLOGGER U GET SICK TO MAKE PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE ARENT U
Comment by Aerobab — January 30, 2025 @ 2:02 pm
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put some tussin on it
Comment by Lumpkin rhymes with Blumpkin — January 30, 2025 @ 2:29 pm
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#5 - Since his career change, O has gone to using the royal, “we.”
Incidentally, “we” agree with his usage.
Carry on.
Comment by Coop — January 30, 2025 @ 2:31 pm
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#15 - and if you run out of tussin, put a little water in it, and bam! more tussin!
Comment by Out of Conference — January 30, 2025 @ 2:40 pm
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Trev Alberts did it.
Comment by MGoBastard — January 30, 2025 @ 2:48 pm
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#13 -
what joke?
Comment by Anon — January 30, 2025 @ 2:54 pm
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With Holly at #11, “…and nut up!”
#13…its from “Ferris Beuller’s Day Off”.
Comment by sb — January 30, 2025 @ 3:17 pm
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get well sucka
Comment by ded yankee — January 30, 2025 @ 3:27 pm
24
Somewhere, someone can make a humorous connection between Ferris jokes on here about Orson being sick, and Ferris’ girlfriend getting the call from “her Dad” in Orson’s seemingly most hated academic course, economics…
anyone, anyone, a certain o-o-doo, oodoo- anyone, voodoo economics.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 30, 2025 @ 3:40 pm
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No pants, eh? Told you not to fuck with me, man…
(resumes forcing ipecac down doll’s throat)
Comment by Trev Alberts — January 30, 2025 @ 3:50 pm
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more ads for anal lube plz kthxbai
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — January 30, 2025 @ 3:57 pm
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I knew it was from Ferris Buler. I don’t think #18 did though.
I didn’t realize it wasn’t common message board fodder. Around soonerfans its used when rumor runs rampant about injurys and whatnot.
“I heard he didn’t practice today”
“I heard he’s in the coach’s doghouse”
“I heard he passed out at 31 flavors last night”
etc.
Comment by Cincy — January 30, 2025 @ 4:07 pm
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As much as I feel bad for the dude being sick…he got to sleep this afternoon and I did not. I want a nap!
Comment by Edsall is God — January 30, 2025 @ 4:08 pm
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So is EDSBS using the royal we now?
Comment by GTSteve — January 30, 2025 @ 4:39 pm
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SAVE ORSON!!!
Nah man, I feel ya…..had the baby last Friday, go home this past Monday….and boom!! The last 3 days I have had a fever of 102-103….no other symptoms, did a few test for flu and strep, nothing…..test urine for possible kidney stones…..nothing……he said the next thing is possible prostate infection….you guessed it, boom, prostate exam…..I was wondering where in the hell the hidden cameras were…..and in all my years of going to the doctor for a fever, first time ever had to drop the pants……I am now confused…..next time I’lll stay home and Tussin out and listen to Mike Jones
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 30, 2025 @ 4:54 pm
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The best part about syphilis is neurosyphilis.
Comment by NewAZTiger — January 30, 2025 @ 5:05 pm
32
What the hell are we supposed to do while your sick?
Work?
Be a man, go get a shot, and take one for the team?
If you say Orson Swindle, you lose a testicle.
Comment by Picture Me Rollin — January 30, 2025 @ 5:17 pm
33
My boss thanks you for being sick today.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 30, 2025 @ 5:19 pm
34
More Cup points for Fulmer:
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/football/ncaa/01/30/vols.parker.ap/index.html
Comment by Texas_Dawg — January 30, 2025 @ 5:25 pm
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Next time you are going to have to barf up lung, so you better make this one count.
Comment by Hang up & Listen — January 30, 2025 @ 5:39 pm
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I think there was a moon landing recently.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — January 30, 2025 @ 6:13 pm
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Hope for your sake, Mr. PP, they don’t decide to do a prostate biopsy.
You don’t even want to imagine what kinda instrument they use to snatch those tissue samples…….
Comment by NRBQ — January 30, 2025 @ 6:18 pm
38
I hope you the best vs. Captain Trips.
Comment by Cool Hand Mike — January 30, 2025 @ 6:30 pm
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We’re on the board….
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-bk-torreydavis012908,0,2320244.story
Comment by CKGator — January 30, 2025 @ 6:34 pm
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What is the picture from?
Comment by dan — January 30, 2025 @ 10:23 pm
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28 Days Later
Also, re: #33…awesome
Comment by spartymike — January 30, 2025 @ 11:18 pm
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I have a scorching case of herpes.
Comment by Dr. Cruz — January 31, 2025 @ 12:46 am
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Get well soon, Orson.
Comment by Studley — January 31, 2025 @ 7:54 am
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The article says the Gator was arrested for having a “run” and coke.
Clearly in Gainesville it’s illegal for anyone not named Tebow to run, anywhere - anytime!
Comment by SunDawg — January 31, 2025 @ 9:45 am