Warning: not only does this contain the original offensive language spoken by Jacobson ("F— Notre Dame, F— Jesus") but also several new unreported and shocking remarks, as well. NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR TENDER EARS.
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Orson Swindle and Stranko Montana are two men pushing thirty who should know better than to run a college football blog, but evidently don't. Both graduated from the University of Florida, and both agree that college football is far too important to be left to the professionals.
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I never realized that Jacobson sounds a lot like David Sedaris with a head cold.
Comment by domer.mq — January 25, 2025 @ 2:27 pm
2
my desire to pee in her butt has only increased
Comment by wardo — January 25, 2025 @ 2:28 pm
3
Meh….that audio sucked.
Oh, and Charlie Weis is very, very, very fat. That is all.
Comment by Brian O'Blivion — January 25, 2025 @ 2:39 pm
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You know that LSU Freak thing with the dude waking up next to Charlie Weis? Yeah, I think you’re feeling me.
Comment by Biggus Rickus — January 25, 2025 @ 2:41 pm
5
I chortled. Awesome.
Comment by jebus — January 25, 2025 @ 2:42 pm
6
Spencer Hall IS Orson Swindle IS Trey Parker IS Dana Jacobson
IN
Cry, The Beloved Teleprompter
Comment by Holly — January 25, 2025 @ 2:44 pm
7
This will never fly as Friday Bunda.
Comment by NRBQ — January 25, 2025 @ 2:44 pm
8
You asked… and Yahoo Answered.
Comment by panhandler — January 25, 2025 @ 2:45 pm
9
Wait, was I not supposed to be strokiing it while I listened to that? **fearfully darting eyes**
Comment by Biggus Rickus — January 25, 2025 @ 2:46 pm
10
This is weak. But how many ND grads will think this is real
Comment by ND_Grads_bang_kids — January 25, 2025 @ 2:49 pm
11
What else are you supposed to do in Atlantic City if you’re not there to gamble?
I admire the form, proper posture, good angle for easy consumption, plus a classy touch in leaving the quick pour attachment on.
I salute you, Ms. Jacobson. Twice.
Comment by Signal to Noise — January 25, 2025 @ 2:51 pm
12
I wish she had sung ‘Hail To The Victors’.
Comment by mlmintampa — January 25, 2025 @ 2:51 pm
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I believe in the real audio she says “Fuck Touchdown Jesus” btwn “Fuck Notre Dame” and “Fuck Jesus.”
This sounds like Andy Dick as the blowjob instructor from Old School.
Comment by Baconpants — January 25, 2025 @ 2:52 pm
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Brilliant! Favorite line: (Ditka’s) not gay, he’s just impotent!
As a side note, this shorn Mick “Mankind” Foley tranny should be a shoe-in for the next Amazon of the Year Award: the Wasted-Wilderbeast-Edition.
Comment by LSUfreek — January 25, 2025 @ 2:53 pm
15
Jacobson got what she deserved. A suspension and waking up next to Wingo!!
Comment by tyler — January 25, 2025 @ 2:55 pm
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Orson, you magnificent bastard!
Why does Dana Jacobson sound like every annoying girl from college?
true/false: Would Ditka calling you a cunt be a highlight in a life?
Comment by jon — January 25, 2025 @ 2:57 pm
17
@#10
If I may venture a guess at your question…I’d say about as many times as you have had sex with an actual live female…or male if you happen to swing that way.
Comment by Hank Kingsley — January 25, 2025 @ 2:58 pm
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Why is no one focusing on the bigger picture, when did Mike & Mike become celebrities and who has a roast that involves Trey Wingo?
Comment by Kemp — January 25, 2025 @ 3:01 pm
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mmmmmmmm……. roast…….
Comment by jebus — January 25, 2025 @ 3:04 pm
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I wish she could have gotten in some “Fuck Rudy”s in because, really, fuck Rudy.
Comment by Baconpants — January 25, 2025 @ 3:07 pm
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At least she didn’t walk into a door.
Comment by oc phil — January 25, 2025 @ 3:07 pm
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Orson Swindle (the blogger, not the war hero) is one of this nation’s greatest treasures.
Comment by PeteJayhawk — January 25, 2025 @ 3:07 pm
23
Man it’s like listening to the drunk girls at the bar when
I was in college. “I’ll outlast you fat boy” Well done Orson.
Comment by Ry — January 25, 2025 @ 3:10 pm
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+99 Orson, because Dana’s gotta drink somethin’ during this suspension.
Comment by Ground0EastLansing — January 25, 2025 @ 3:12 pm
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#8-
For as funny as the question was, it’s even funnier that somewhere, some man’s fantasy is looking at the chaos underneath Dana Jacobson pants.
Comment by Ground0EastLansing — January 25, 2025 @ 3:15 pm
26
You’re getting paid to sit home and do this?
Where did you get the “resturaunt noise,” background track?
Comment by Brian — January 25, 2025 @ 3:15 pm
27
Yawn. You’ve had better efforts in the audio department.
Comment by Geaux Irish — January 25, 2025 @ 3:17 pm
28
That’s Eric Cartman on that audio file. You aren’t fooling me. Respect my authoritah!
Comment by fresh — January 25, 2025 @ 3:19 pm
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You know, I really try not to be a hypersensitive ND fan. I don’t care about Weis fat jokes (yes, he’s fat), all the losing jokes, and I really don’t care about Mrs. Ed and her vodka-fueled remarks.
Some shit is beyond the pale, though. So fuck you #10 and your “funny” commenter name.
Comment by ProfKid93 — January 25, 2025 @ 3:20 pm
30
Nice.
Comment by robert — January 25, 2025 @ 3:41 pm
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ProfKid93-
I agree- it’s just like Godwin’s law, it only makes the speaker sound stupid.
And for fuck’s sake, if someone’s hatred of Notre Dame isn’t slaked by a 3-9 season, they need to have their meds checked.
Comment by The Conscience of a Nation — January 25, 2025 @ 3:42 pm
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“Asta la vista bitches! Oh God, Oh God.” Brilliant Orson, just brilliant
Comment by BuckeyeDomer — January 25, 2025 @ 3:43 pm
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I am filled with irrational rage and an unquenchable thirst for blood!
Comment by NDTom — January 25, 2025 @ 3:55 pm
34
Charlie Weis really does look like a fat lesbian.
Comment by formerlyanonymous — January 25, 2025 @ 4:01 pm
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ProfKid93 @ 29 - clearly beyond the pale on that person’s part.
TCOAN @ 31 - not hate-filled, just disappointed. I really thought that they could go the distance for 0 - 12. Thank goodness for the Pac 10, eh Domers? Stanford must have used up all their mojo in beating USC.
Comment by DC Trojan — January 25, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
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#22, there is an article in the Christmas edition of the Economist about “History’s greatest swindler.” When I first saw the cover, thinking it was titled “History’s greatest Swindle,” and was a comparison of the two.
Comment by Herb — January 25, 2025 @ 4:12 pm
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“I’m paralyzed with rage….. and island rhythms”
Comment by Kernel — January 25, 2025 @ 4:17 pm
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DCTrojan -
The Pac-10 owed us after giving us Willingham and Kevin White.
Comment by ProfKid93 — January 25, 2025 @ 4:22 pm
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ProfKid93 @ 38. Strictly speaking, Willingham was all Kevin White’s work after he was at ND… and you did give Tyrone right back, which I think caused some kind of karma cancellation on that front.
But Kevin White, yeah, that’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Comment by DC Trojan — January 25, 2025 @ 4:35 pm
40
I bet Harold Reynolds offered her a hug.
Comment by Maize n Brew Dave — January 25, 2025 @ 5:06 pm
41
I wanted Orson/Cartman/Dana to bust out a “You wanna know what ‘chu are?” ala Drunk Girl from SNL.
Comment by John — January 25, 2025 @ 5:35 pm
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I don’t understand what the big deal is about saying “Fuck Jesus” at a roast… it’s a roast… you’re TRYING to offend people… theoretically, that was the best roast speech since Andy Dick said that stuff about fucking some guy with Bea Arthur’s dick.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — January 25, 2025 @ 5:52 pm
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She is a huge, sweaty cow. Kind of like a young Janet Reno. And the fact that she didn’t take the pourer out of the bottle before feigning chugging is hilarious.
Comment by J.J. — January 25, 2025 @ 5:55 pm
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#42, that was Jeffrey Ross, king of the roasters….look up the Emmitt Smith roast on youtube and watch him start taking shots at Shaq…great stuff.
Comment by Reasonable_Bama_Fan — January 25, 2025 @ 6:08 pm
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That is a riot !!!! Great job!!! Just imagine if she said Nappy Headed Ho’s!!!
Comment by Leppycole — January 25, 2025 @ 8:46 pm
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trey wingo thought it was funny…
Comment by PW — January 25, 2025 @ 9:43 pm
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What a pig.
Comment by reereerrre — January 26, 2025 @ 12:39 am
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Had she been drinking?
Comment by MBD — January 26, 2025 @ 3:08 am
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Hey… BuckeyeBeau (from Chicago)… so, sorry if i’m an idiot (and therefore “slow” and therefore open to typical UofM (and others’) jokes about a OSU edjewcakeshun), but is this actual audio or fictionalized audio? Sarcasm is really difficult to “hear” when reading (just a general comment).
Comment by BuckeyeBeau — January 26, 2025 @ 10:14 am
50
The fuck is she drinkin? Bacardi? Grey Goose?
Comment by Griffin — January 26, 2025 @ 4:42 pm
51
Thats Belvedere vodka
Comment by Mister Fat — January 27, 2025 @ 5:53 pm
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It’s Belvedere.
Comment by Ian — January 27, 2025 @ 6:00 pm
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@49
It’s Orson doing his best drunk Dana.
Comment by poguemahone — January 27, 2025 @ 8:59 pm
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@53… BuckeyeBeau here again.. okay, thanks for clarifying… admit i LOVE the “doctored” audio… particularly like the “f*** catsup!” and the Charlie Weis looks like “a fat lesbian” comment… woohoo! and if you live in Kansas, you say: “My Coach can eat your coach” and the South Bend response is: “Nuh uhn, my coach can eat YOUR coach.” And fans in West Virgina say: “Couch? Couch? I don’t see no burning couch.” (okay, okay, they burn couches in Columbus too … well maybe)… okay, i’m done for now… clearly I need some coffee.
Comment by BuckeyeBeau — January 28, 2025 @ 7:46 am
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Re #31: I’ve found that the one thing that pisses off Domers more than hatred is pity, but, seriously, they have to watch that shit on the field all season and then live through winter in South Bend. Jesus.
Comment by DevilGrad — January 28, 2025 @ 8:28 am