ODE TO OWEN SCHMITT
He droppped off his tape expecting nothing, not a scholarship offer or even attention. He walked on and finished as the starting fullback. He once bent three masks in a game against Maryland. He hang cleans 520 pounds. He wears a mohawk. He blocks like Hellboy tackling a demon from another dimension. He rugby punts for his team occasionally, and when he botched a kick against Louisville earlier this season he banged his own helmet against his forehead in frustration.
And last night, after lighting the powder keg for the Mountaineers, Owen Schmitt broke down and cried when Oompa-Loompa/sideline reporter Laura Okmin asked him how he felt about the game. Schmitt, bloody and mohawked, got about halfway through his answer before he wept. Okmin kept pestering him and nearly ruined the moment….nearly. This moment was as bulletproof and armored as Schmitt’s adamantine forehead.
Owen Schmitt, we love you and the double-steel reinforced skullhammer known as your head. We watch college football through a miasma of cynicism and snark, but some things burn those clouds off and expose college football for what it can be: mute, teary glory. Thank you for the sunshine and bent face-masks, Owen. We hope you get all the red meat, boobs, and cash you can handle out of this life.
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Well put, my friend.
Comment by EchoWhiskey — January 3, 2026 @ 10:30 am
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100 tankards of mead served by valkyries in Valhalla to Mr. Schmitt.
Comment by Chips O'Toole — January 3, 2026 @ 10:31 am
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That, ladies and gentlemen, is why fucking college football kicks ass.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — January 3, 2026 @ 10:31 am
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Was anybody else hoping he’d drop a West F’ing Virginia during the interview?
Comment by Port City Gangsta — January 3, 2026 @ 10:35 am
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No mention of him curing cancer? Shame on you Orson, Shame on you.
Comment by NewAZTiger — January 3, 2026 @ 10:40 am
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Wow, that video just gets better and better the longer it goes.
Can’t see Atlanta Falcons or Miami Dolphins fans making something like that.
Comment by flahute — January 3, 2026 @ 10:40 am
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Great video. Great moment….but that annoying bitch almost ruined it. She should go back to reporting the weather….
Comment by roaminggator — January 3, 2026 @ 10:41 am
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Yeah - Okmin was spectacularly awkward when she threw in her “what?” when he was pausing, clearly trying to gather himself.
I could have done without her amazingly uninsightful reporting, and also listening Pat Haden and Terry Donahue giving each other hand shandys under the desk while Matt Vasgersian tried to act like nothing was going on.
Kudos to Mr. Schmitt - never before has a man with what appears to be both a cleft palate and herpes afflicting his lips had a better shot of winning the Thighsman Trophy.
Comment by Eric — January 3, 2026 @ 10:42 am
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Wenches! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
Comment by drogue — January 3, 2026 @ 10:44 am
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Gotta give it to Fox for squandering Television gold in a way that might surpass JP/LF. First they ruined Johnson’s marriage proposal on national tv. Now they had to interrupt this guy just as he is losing his shit. Amazing.
Comment by BurritoBrosShits — January 3, 2026 @ 10:52 am
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Okmin takes it in the ass for good coke.
Somehow “Schmitt-faced” needs to be added to the lexicon.
Comment by Allahver Fist — January 3, 2026 @ 10:53 am
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In a karmicly-balanced world, that guy suits up for the Steelers next fall.
Comment by DevilGrad — January 3, 2026 @ 10:54 am
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Schmitt shouldn’t have to wait to die and go to Paradise before getting his 72 virgins. Somebody hook this guy up now.
Comment by Doug — January 3, 2026 @ 10:54 am
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His nickname is “runaway beer truck”.
Comment by maxwell — January 3, 2026 @ 10:59 am
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…red meat, boobs, and cash…
No mention of booze? Aww hell, 3 of 4 ain’t that bad I guess.
Comment by Aerobab — January 3, 2026 @ 11:03 am
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Okmin didn’t come nearly as close to blowing it as Chris Meyers did with the marriage proposal last year. Still the gold standard for horrible sideline reporting.
Comment by Troy — January 3, 2026 @ 11:10 am
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I don’t think Owen needs to be “hooked up”. I see him more caveman-like when he grabs his women by the hair and takes them when he wants.
Comment by Last Dragon — January 3, 2026 @ 11:27 am
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After last night, he and his various paramours can flatten every haystack in Monongalia County.
Comment by DevilGrad — January 3, 2026 @ 11:30 am
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son of a…
Comment by kleph — January 3, 2026 @ 11:34 am
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Huzzah!
Comment by OhioDawg — January 3, 2026 @ 11:37 am
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Let’s not be hasty and leave Jim “So Tony Dungy, how does this feel in light of your son killing himself?” Nantz and his interview of the Colts’ head coach right after the trophy presentation.
But that Fox dude sucks as well.
The Oompa Loompa from last night is a distant 3rd.
Comment by Joshua — January 3, 2026 @ 12:11 pm
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The redneck lady screaming whilst taping the video and at the end is more annoying than interviewbabe.
Comment by etsuVol — January 3, 2026 @ 12:14 pm
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#12 - DG - Damn skippy! And then Kreider can retire and wait for his spot in the Hall.
Comment by Out of Conference — January 3, 2026 @ 12:42 pm
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My take is that West Virginia will not be invaded by Latinos or anyone else anytime soon….those people love their states and are real patriots…..probaly have their own militias in lieu of National Guards…..
I hope Mr. Schmitt has a pro career rather than a coal mining future like the rest of the role players
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 3, 2026 @ 12:51 pm
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Let’s not get too carried away. Schmitt played his high school ball in the DC ‘burbs.
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/09/11/AR2007091102204.html
Comment by DevilGrad — January 3, 2026 @ 1:03 pm
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That, gentlemen, is a ballplayer. Someone pls forward the clip to Tebow & Urban who only seem to cry after big losses.
Comment by lilac-a-go-go — January 3, 2026 @ 1:10 pm
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That is the greatest thing I have ever read in my life.
Comment by Karl Childers — January 3, 2026 @ 2:25 pm
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I think he was getting through the interview fine until WVU’s band struck up the opening chords of “Country Roads”. I think that put the Runaway Beer Truck over the edge emotionally. A very cool moment indeed. This is but one example of why college football > NFL.
(I would have told Oompa Loompa she’ll have to wait until the song ends to continue the interview. Think about it. This was a single moment in time that will never be relived. Never reproduced. It will be something he will be trying to replay in his mind for the rest of his life. And, he’s got some stupid bitch from Fox cramming a mic in his face and haggling him with stupid questions as he tries to soak it all in. I’d be pissed.)
Comment by Ghost of John Denver — January 3, 2026 @ 4:22 pm
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#23, I love Kreider to death but there aren’t a lot of fullbacks in the hall. I wouldn’t mind the Steelers taking Mr. Schmitt though.
Comment by RowdyRoddyPiper — January 3, 2026 @ 5:49 pm
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Big O is the man. Your name will be lettered in Mountaineer Field beside of Sam Huffs by the time you get back to Motown. You’ll also be governor in absentia while kicking tail in the NFL
Comment by montani semper liberi — January 3, 2026 @ 5:58 pm
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I’ve always heard the term “hard nosed” football player growing up…..watching Owen Schmitt play ball and that interview is the living embodiment of that term…
I am sure if you look up that word, you will see that image of a mohawked, multiple surgery scarred, bloody faced Owen Schmitt
Comment by Mr Pelican Pants — January 3, 2026 @ 7:31 pm
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As a West Virginian, I’m extraordinarily embarrassed by the ending of that video. Holy shit.
Comment by LouHoltzLithp — January 8, 2026 @ 9:44 pm
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I’d like to say that I am only 16, and I lived in West Virginia until I was 8. Then, we moved over here to Virginia. I have been a Mountaineer since the day I was born, as are just about any of our natives. Moving to Virginia, living 30 minutes from Virginia Tech really brings out the West Virginia in you, let me tell ya.
All these VT fans have nothing but trash to talk about WV and there’s only the true few who are there to back it up 110%.
This post is beautiful, the whole game in general was beautiful. Schmitt is a beautiful player, they all are.
I’ve gone to all the bowl games since I can remember, there to support my mountaineers. Unfortunately, we couldn’t go to this one. But, that’s alright..the moment at the end wasn’t only lived by Schmitt. It was lived by all of us, true fans.
Ode to Schmitt for sure, and props to who ever posted this. Fraudregez is for sure.
Born a Mountaineer, Die a Mountaineer.
Long live the legend baby.
Comment by Kait — January 9, 2026 @ 10:06 pm
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ive known owen since i was in seventh grade. he used to date my cousin. i went to fairfax high school innorthern virginia, owens alma mater, and all anyone talked about was owen. although im a diehard virginia tech fan, i had a new love for the mountaineers, and rooted for them always. seeing as they didnt play tech, i didnt feel to guilty. haha. and i cant think of a more perfect culmination of owens career then an underdog win in a bcs game. go owen, good luck in the nfl, and go wvu
Comment by sam — February 19, 2025 @ 1:38 pm
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Thank you Owen for coming from Fairfax, Virginia and playing like a true champion and hero. Your heart is solid gold, now get out there and break some more masks on Sunday NFL football. From just a walk on to Wvu Legendary Half back. John Riggins would be pround. Old school players still live.
Comment by Dennis Hamilton — March 25, 2025 @ 8:47 am