EDSBS LIVE! HOT NOT HOT SHOW

What: EDSBS LIVE online radio Click that or the banner thingy to your right to listen…because Ragin Cajun Rebel is our co-host tonight while Peter Bean is taking “a German holiday” in Paris and looking to become the second Texan to make France its bitch. And unlike Lance Armstrong, Peter can do all the doping he wants.
Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (which has gotten damn lively). To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600.
What: Tonight’s special guest is…Johnny Hangover! Actually, it will be Ragin Cajun Rebel, our anchor leg guest who will kindly fill in for Peter tonight. Expect…SPICE, since we will be appropriately discussing what’s going to be hot and not hot for 2007 in college football.
Four Questions: As always, our four questions for the night.
1. OMG What’s hoTT? We say the Mike Leach offense, which after years of skepticism is slowly sinking into programs in desperate need of offensive life (Baylor, Arizona, etc.)
We’ll also say the WAC, since writers can now name TWO whole teams of substance from the conference after Hawaii beat the daylights out of a hobbled ASU team in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl last year.
2. OMG What is soooo not hooooottttttt? Notre Dame, year three of Robot Geniushood: new quarterback, new-look defense, less offensive fireworks=grumbles grumbles grumbles. Plus departure of fabulously ab’d Brady Quinn instantly earns unhottness votes, since you’re replacing a circuit boy with Gel Cadet Clausen and company.
3. Call your hot boomlet right now. By this, we mean trendspot on the far edge of reality. We’re calling the hubbub surrounding Auburn/Alabama and buying stocks now. It’s been a down-cycle for the Iron Bowl; invest now and your hype shares are sure to blossom into massive profits.
Also dibs on any rivalry game Stanford plays this year, where hype points will skyrocket pending Jim “I BOW TO NO MAN” Harbaugh’s pregame taunting of opponent.
4. Pick your trend for 2007. Peter O’Toole drunk jokes, though those never really go out of style. Actually, and we mean this seriously-short shorts and pulled up socks rearing their ugly head in hipster quarters around the nation. Prepare to see more of your hip cousin’s inner thigh than you ever really wanted to see, junior.
See you tonight.
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Wow… fuckin wow
Comment by TheGoldfishCowboy — May 29, 2025 @ 8:03 pm
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SWEET CHRIST, that was excruciating.
Comment by Holly — May 29, 2025 @ 8:01 pm
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1. So HOTTT - Georgia Tech has a QB who can see over the line, and a RB who can charge through it.
2. So Not HOTTT - the ACC; our league is not hot right now, no siree.
3. Hot Boomlet - SMU football return to respectability and a bowl this year.
4. Pick your trend for 2007 - The death of one or more major college football radio personalities, From the Big XII and SEC. Damn that Feral Hog sausage!
Comment by Brian — May 29, 2025 @ 7:29 pm
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Why does the chat service not work?
Comment by CFB Authority — May 29, 2025 @ 6:36 pm
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Holly take 2,
Oops - didn’t realize you already love the 3rd Saturday in October. Sorry for not being able to comprehend simple English. I’ll improve.
Comment by CFB Authority — May 29, 2025 @ 6:16 pm
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Holly,
The 3rd Saturday in October isn’t the end-all, but it’s heated and is one of the biggest rivalries in the south. Our 2 schools haaaaaaaaaaaaate each other. It would be talked about alot more nationwide if our two schools weren’t mediocre right now.
Comment by CFB Authority — May 29, 2025 @ 6:14 pm
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1) ASU (pre-scandal) - Residual offense from Dirk Koetter era coupled with newfound defense and a slew of JC transfers will be HOT! HOT! HOT! in a way only an ASU can be.
2) J. D. Booty - Finds out what its like to ride the bench after debilitating loss to ND. Sanchez to take over for dirty Booty.
3) Illinois will come out of the gates on fire, until Big 10 (11?) portion of schedule and [NAME REDACTED]’s play calling brings them down to reality.
4) Argentinean Cheesecake. Keep up the good fight Orson!
Comment by Bob Gomez for Presidint — May 29, 2025 @ 6:11 pm
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Ah, the magic of unchecked homerism-I read #19’s third answer and was honestly taken aback for a minute before it dawned on me there might be folks who don’t view Third Saturday In October as the be-all end-all of games already.
Comment by Holly — May 29, 2025 @ 5:54 pm
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1) More character screening in recruiting to keep the Fulmer points down. The 3-3-5 defence, once it gets perfected (like the Steelers).
2) Arkansas: Ice Ice Baby Too Cold . . .
3) Nebraska’s stock will go up and is neva gonna come back down.
4) Wireless energy, via satellites. Commercials will be so entertaining that they will go viral, bypassing TV. Rugby will be a nationwide sport in America, with ESPN coverage. Gallagher will make a comeback (Howie Mandell did). I kid. There will be a high school BCS, national televised and all.
Comment by MCab — May 29, 2025 @ 5:53 pm
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Swindle Calls it Right…
Last week, Orson said that Lindsey Lohan was doing way too much cocaine. Less than a week later, LILO is skunk drunk, crashed and coked and back in rehab. That is life in the big city for babes with little brain, bad upbringing and bodies that wont’ quit….
Comment by Stacy Keibler Luvs Me — May 29, 2025 @ 5:50 pm