EDSBS LIVE! HOT NOT HOT SHOW

What: EDSBS LIVE online radio Click that or the banner thingy to your right to listen…because Ragin Cajun Rebel is our co-host tonight while Peter Bean is taking “a German holiday” in Paris and looking to become the second Texan to make France its bitch. And unlike Lance Armstrong, Peter can do all the doping he wants.
Where: At NowLive, where you can chat with each other and the show hosts throughout the broadcast in the online forum (which has gotten damn lively). To phone in to the show, just call (310) 984-7600.
What: Tonight’s special guest is…Johnny Hangover! Actually, it will be Ragin Cajun Rebel, our anchor leg guest who will kindly fill in for Peter tonight. Expect…SPICE, since we will be appropriately discussing what’s going to be hot and not hot for 2007 in college football.
Four Questions: As always, our four questions for the night.
1. OMG What’s hoTT? We say the Mike Leach offense, which after years of skepticism is slowly sinking into programs in desperate need of offensive life (Baylor, Arizona, etc.)
We’ll also say the WAC, since writers can now name TWO whole teams of substance from the conference after Hawaii beat the daylights out of a hobbled ASU team in the Sheraton Hawaii Bowl last year.
2. OMG What is soooo not hooooottttttt? Notre Dame, year three of Robot Geniushood: new quarterback, new-look defense, less offensive fireworks=grumbles grumbles grumbles. Plus departure of fabulously ab’d Brady Quinn instantly earns unhottness votes, since you’re replacing a circuit boy with Gel Cadet Clausen and company.
3. Call your hot boomlet right now. By this, we mean trendspot on the far edge of reality. We’re calling the hubbub surrounding Auburn/Alabama and buying stocks now. It’s been a down-cycle for the Iron Bowl; invest now and your hype shares are sure to blossom into massive profits.
Also dibs on any rivalry game Stanford plays this year, where hype points will skyrocket pending Jim “I BOW TO NO MAN” Harbaugh’s pregame taunting of opponent.
4. Pick your trend for 2007. Peter O’Toole drunk jokes, though those never really go out of style. Actually, and we mean this seriously-short shorts and pulled up socks rearing their ugly head in hipster quarters around the nation. Prepare to see more of your hip cousin’s inner thigh than you ever really wanted to see, junior.
See you tonight.
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TW is still going to be blamed for all ND losses/shortcomings
thought you knew, well, now you do
Comment by fife in pdx — May 29, 2025 @ 4:28 pm
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1. the hot fire this season will be the option attack. its making a comeback! actually the hottest fire would be mcfadden from the wildcat running some option with felix jones. will it happen i can only hope. i also hope that arkansas runs some single wing cuz the may as well not start a qb.
2. Being the starting QB for ohio state. Last year it was all glitz and glamor and tossing the ball all over the field. this year with boeckman, schoencroft (or whatever wierd-last named qb steps on to the field) will be running a very Krenzelian offense. consisting of the famous hand the ball off play, and the wonderful 5-10 yard short pass.
3. my zany prediction is that texas tech will beat oklahoma in lubbock.
even zanier is that stanford beats ND.
4. fashion trend hopefully that hipsters and their ilk get some fashion sense and stop dressing like morons.
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Comment by Jim Harbaugh Scramble — May 29, 2025 @ 4:23 pm
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1. Repeat of Song-Girl-Ass on national TV.
2. Charles Barkley as a football “analyst”
3. Saban shows up in Houndstooth hat. (and/or Holly invites TGC to left coast for Vols/Bears Sept. 1)
4, SEC > PAC-10 (the sequel)
Comment by TheGoldfishCowboy — May 29, 2025 @ 4:19 pm
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#6:
The Volvo 240 is the JoePa of automobiles, except seeing the 240 without clothes on won’t send you into a grand mal seizure.
Comment by Oops Pow Surprise — May 29, 2025 @ 4:16 pm
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1. Rich fucking Brooks. I take back every bad thing I ever said about him as Kentucky’s coach, which means I’ve got a lot of back-taking to do.
2. The ACC.
3. Les Miles turning out to not be nearly as big a retard as everyone says he is.
4. Station wagons. When $4/gal gasoline means you can’t feed or clothe that big-ass SUV no mo’, you know you’re just gonna come crawling back to this — which, fortunately, now looks like this. (With God as my witness, this will be my next new-car purchase.)
Comment by Doug the future Mr. Theuriau — May 29, 2025 @ 4:07 pm
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RCRSQUEEEEEEEE!!!!
….sorry.
Comment by Holly — May 29, 2025 @ 4:05 pm
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1) Having 10 ass-kicking running backs
2) Orson took my first answer… perhaps the “Bruins who HEART Dorrell” group on Facebook?
3) Teams running the hook and ladder against Boise State
4) EDSBS readers emigrating to the bunda zone
Comment by DC Trojan — May 29, 2025 @ 3:52 pm
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the, not they… damn keyboard.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — May 29, 2025 @ 3:51 pm
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Will, he said they “far edge of reality”… if you’re gonna call Nutt’s firing, I’m gonna call the sun coming up tomorrow.
Comment by PeterPumpkinhead — May 29, 2025 @ 3:51 pm
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1. Colt Brennan For Heisman; June Jones to coach a BCS team.
2. PSU’s team discipline. God forbid Joe Pa make someone lift a finger.
3. The first call for Nutt to get fired after a close SEC loss based on QB play.
4. The How-To-FOIA-Your-Coach websites.
Comment by Will — May 29, 2025 @ 3:37 pm