The Blue-Gray Sky was, hands down, the best Notre Dame football blog until it closed its gilded doors earlier this year. Their brilliant long-form posts form what is probably the best documentation and analysis of the Charlie Weis era that will ever be compiled. So in tribute to BGS, I thought I'd bring back one of my favorite features of theirs.

Lo, signs and wonders! The Blind Oracle at Bristol enters his trance-like state to pronounce the doom of the Irish once again! Hark!

"The corpulent king is banished, and the anointed one comes to you from the city of chili which is not chili. But all must be tested, and the tribes of the south march against him, and they are arrayed in acid-washed denim. You know them by their large drum and larger cheerleaders. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Boilermakers. Purdue beats Notre Dame, 35-10"

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