Jack Fact has been sleep-deprived of late, and in his sleep-walking hours these are the hallucinations he experiences. This confession is made here as part of his continuing therapy, and because SB Nation requires every post have at least 70 words of text. Why 70? I suppose it's to limit spam-like posts, but then, what is being done to ban spam in the comments? Am I at 70 words yet? Let me count. Screw that, let me estimate. Ok, looks good. Thanks for your time. Go Gators.