Woe and ill tidings to those who doubt the the prophetic powers of the Blind Oracle at Bristol! Silence, peons, as he enters his trance-like state once again...

"A quest to the land of the barbarians under the cover darkness; parking is as vexing as the dreaded mobile quarterback. The firmament unleashes its fury, and the leader of the chosen is struck by a mysterious malady. Armor him in the wrap of bubbles if you wish for him to live. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Spartans. Michigan State beats Notre Dame, 35-10."