The Blind Oracle at Bristol is 0-1 on prophesies so far this year, but no matter! A hush falls over those gathered around his sacred desk as he enters his trance-like state once again!

"From the north march those who are like both the skunk and the weasel; the sound of jangling keys heralds their coming. The victor of the contest ascends in the esteem of the nations, and the defeated are cast into the pit of comical saxophones where there is much wailing and gnashing of teeth. The flags of yellow rain from the heavens at suspiciously inopportune moments. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Wolverines. Michigan beats Notre Dame, 35-10"