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JIM TRESSEL, LORD OF HAND SIGNALS

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REFER TO THIS PHOTO, WHICH IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO IMMEDIATELY REFERENCE ESPECIALLY WITH THE CAPTION "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID THERE."

Devier Posey: K, Coach, I'm gonna put up the deuces here.

Coach Jim Tressel: Wait, now, that's not a gang sign, is it?

Posey: Nah, Coach.

Tressel: The only gang we ride with here is the Straight and Narrow Posse, young man.

Posey: I know, Coach. It's a peace sign.

Tressel: We're not hippies here either, son.

Posey: Nah, it ain't like that. See, take it, turn it to the side, and--BAM! Deuces!

Tressel: Ah, like a two there.

Posey: You got it now.

Tressel: I don't know about two, son. We like to be number one in everything we do here.

Posey: No, it's like slang for it, since we flash the two. It's just peace, but to the side for style.

Tressel: Might be a poop joke there, too. Don't want people getting the wrong idea.

Posey: Nah, coach. No poop jokes here.

Tressel: I'm going to hold mine out, but with the fingers together. Like a peace sign that says, "You're number one, but peace, too."

Posey: Sure, coach. Whatever you say. Does kind of look like a gun, though.

Tressel: It's a double-barreled pistol that fires hard work and victory, then.

Posey: Say cheers, coach.

Tressel: Bout to shoot the camera with friendship here.

Posey: Cheers!

Tressel: BLAMMO!

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