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JIM TRESSEL, LORD OF HAND SIGNALS

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REFER TO THIS PHOTO, WHICH IS TOO FUNNY NOT TO IMMEDIATELY REFERENCE ESPECIALLY WITH THE CAPTION "I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I DID THERE." 

Devier Posey: K, Coach, I'm gonna put up the deuces here. 

Coach Jim Tressel: Wait, now, that's not a gang sign, is it? 

Posey: Nah, Coach. 

Tressel: The only gang we ride with here is the Straight and Narrow Posse, young man. 

Posey: I know, Coach. It's a peace sign. 

Tressel: We're not hippies here either, son. 

Posey: Nah, it ain't like that. See, take it, turn it to the side, and--BAM! Deuces! 

Tressel: Ah, like a two there. 

Posey: You got it now. 

Tressel: I don't know about two, son. We like to be number one in everything we do here. 

Posey: No, it's like slang for it, since we flash the two. It's just peace, but to the side for style. 

Tressel: Might be a poop joke there, too. Don't want people getting the wrong idea. 

Posey: Nah, coach. No poop jokes here. 

Tressel: I'm going to hold mine out, but with the fingers together. Like a peace sign that says, "You're number one, but peace, too." 

Posey: Sure, coach. Whatever you say. Does kind of look like a gun, though. 

Tressel: It's a double-barreled pistol that fires hard work and victory, then. 

Posey: Say cheers, coach. 

Tressel: Bout to shoot the camera with friendship here.

Posey: Cheers! 

Tressel: BLAMMO! 

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