"Everybody's pumping ice cream up our butt to the press."
"Everybody's pumping ice cream up our butt to the press."
The source isn't mentioned, but D-3 must be a high pressure place indeed if coaches are resorting to lacto-anal metaphors. While we're on the topic: what's the flavor of a real champion for this process? Is it a chunky cookies and cream for maximum pain? Rocky Road? A thick Ben and Jerry's for lasting champion compaction? Does an unnamed D-3 coach have a newly public horrorshow of a sexual fetish? Yes? Yes, we thought so.