The best reader email we have ever received, courtesy of jonj4310@aol.com. (Hey: our email's out there, and if you're a polite gentleman like this guy, so is yours.)

Subject line: "EATING PUSSY"

If you ever have a daughter I imagine that you will want her to read the EDSBS post about the best way for her pussy to be eaten?

When intelligence fails one can always fall back on profanity and smut.

Is it any surprise that you went to Florida? You receive a whole lot of class from venturing into Stucky's and the Piggly-Wiggly do you not?

Does your Mom get a thrill when you talk about pussy? Does your Daddy get a stiffy when he reads this stuff?

Try falling back on your supposed education.

Best of luck.

The worst part? Not the personal calumny, or the degradation of our old standbys calumny and smut. No, it's this:

S-T-U-C-K-E-Y-apostrophe-S. Stuckey's. Disrespect us, but please, let's keep the footlong pecan log roll sacred.