Even for our fearless leader, life sometimes gets in the way and prevents spicy living. Unfortunately, our patience and understanding will not change the fact that our Viking withdrawal has escalated from minor shakes to grand mal seizures. We need a fix, we need it strong, and we need it fast. So we'll cook it up and mainline it ourselves if we have too.

To keep things interesting (i.e., to prevent this from being 200 suggestions for Drink), this will be done just like a real Viking. This means we do everything on the list, we do it in order, and we do it with the correct proportions. One post per customer. While comments and applause are endorsed, the final People's Viking will only be posts submitted according to the rules. Remember:

--A patron saint invoked for inspiration
 (x1)
--Drink (x2)
--Comestibles (x2)
--Combustibles (x2)
--Transit (x2)
--Canon (x2)

On your marks, get set...go.