Heywood Banks, Big Butter Jesus (via jpaulstoner)

While everyone was distracted by conference expansion and realignment, Crazy Old Testament God was doing some smiting in Ohio last night:

http://www.daytondailynews.com/news/dayton-news/jesus-statue-destroyed-by-fire-762245.html

Said statue is referred to locally as "Touchdown Jesus" because of the upraised arms. Because of its location in proximity to Cincinnati, WVU fans believe it unduly influenced the Big East replay official to call the "touchdown that wasn't" in the Cincinnati - West Virginia game last Nov 13. As we all know, West Virginia is known as "West-by-God-Virginia" and "Almost Heaven," making it clear whose side God is on. I have no doubt this is the Almighty's way of rendering judgment on that atrocious call.