IT'S JUST A MILD FORM OF EXTORTION
The share of the buyout money from Nebraska and Colorado that would have gone to Baylor, Kansas, Mizzou, ISU, and K-State went to Texas, TAMU, and Oklahoma. Two-fifths of every touchdown scored by the Scrapple Conference leftovers will be subtracted and divided between the Longhorns, Sooners, and Aggies, as well. This policy will continue until further notice--The Management.