In honor of the holiday today, let's celebrate our own Purple Ribbon All-Stars. For Florida:

1. Jason Williams. Allegedly failed double-digit drug tests at Florida before being told "You're going to be drug tested on Tuesday next week. Don't get high, and you'll be fine." Got baked, failed test, and then went to the NBA where they don't care if you use your "water-filter respirator" on the bench.

2. Marcus Thomas. Again: if you test positive once publicly in college for weed, you've tested positive five times behind the scenes. A huge man who named his belly "Scoop," most likely because after a good dorm-room fogging session it spoke to him with a Spanish accent and dared him to do standing backflips. (Which, at 275 pounds, he could do.) In classic stoner fashion, booted from the '06 team with a certain starting spot on an eventual national championship team.

3. Percy Harvin. Percy was from Virginia, where there ain't shit to do but cook (and get hiiiiiiiigh.) The rare completely functional weed-smoker, Percy blazed both on the field and off, and was the worst poster child for the damaging effects of marijuana, since all he ended up was a.) ripped as hell, b.) famous, c.) rich, and d.) swimming in high-grade ladyparts. DON'T SMOKE WEED KIDS YOU'LL END UP JUST LIKE PERCY.

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