Because you should believe nothing today, maybe you should take a Red and Black article detailing a UGA football player allegedly slapping a guy while eating a bratwurst with several tons of salt. Then again, SBB has University officials on record saying they're looking into it, and the police report saying they were football players. . Either way, "Do y’all swing?" and "Ever had any black dick before?" will now be the captions for any Georgia football pictures appearing here. (Such generous young men!)