Look over here. Doug isn't your man, but you could smell like him if you contribute important questions to our gentleman's column, our offseason project for him since he can't spend all his time giving out the best anti-intuitive picks this side of George Costanza. Topics include: fashion, sex, gambling (the non-sports kind, natch) dating, etiquette, girls, ladies, whores, whores who you want to be a lady, ladies you want to be whores, interior decorating, sailing, motoring, auto repair, PR issues, foreign customs, public health practices, investment tips for the hundredaire class, and life advice in general. Email him at heyjennyslater.blog@gmail.com, both for questions and to mock him for his finishing record of 4-184 this year as our picksmeister. Salut.