Running behind schedule this morning, but please enjoy further reasons you shouldn't ever fight old men who have nothing to lose. --Dude got beat up by a man wearing a fanny pack --Dude got pounded on a city bus, which has its own public shame power magnifier. --Dude got egged on by some stupid, stupid ladies who called the old guy "pinky" --Dude does not even get in a single counterpunch --Dude then trash talks the guy while losing a pint of blood on the floor, which actually kind of earns him points --Dude needs AN AMBALAMPS