Sean Glennon still gets hate calls from Virginia Tech fans three years removed from his last game for the Hokies, and we understand. If Doug Johnson had ever lived near us, we probably would have done something unseemly and horrible to his car. And if that unseemly thing did happen to be coating the interior in cow blood, and then throwing the unhatched eggs of a thousand flies into that car, and then crossing ourselves before shutting the door and running like hell, he wouldn't be able to prove a thing due to the ingenious Scream mask we were would be wearing. If we did that. Which we most certainly didn't. His talent wasn't the problem: it was his wardrobe, since the only time we saw him play in person it was in Atlanta when VT's gear was stolen, and they had to put him in a white GT jersey with "GLENNON" written on the back in Sharpie. He annihilated the Tech defense that night, prompting Chan Gailey to nod, turn off his hearing aid, and go back to reading a really gripping Zane Grey novel he was reading.