Subject: We need to find . . . . . . a nice little southern FCS program for Bill Stewart and...
Subject: We need to find . . . . . . a nice little southern FCS program for Bill Stewart and Robbie Caldwell to run together as a semi-retirement job and then make that team the official squad of EDSBS.
This idea from reader DevilGrad must happen: a kind of rehab center/dog farm for folksy, eminently likable coaches who you wish well but want nowhere near your football team. This should be someplace where they can wreck shop and all eat at the same country-style buffet every day like Georgia Southern or Valdosta State. They should also receive vintage pickup trucks and are encouraged to chew on pieces of hay whilst dispensing folksy wisdom before retiring for an evening of porch-sittin' and pea-shellin' with the wife.