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HIRING RANKINGS THUS FAR

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Retiring rankings: 1. No pants all day for real 2. Buying motor home, parking in driveway 355 days a year. 3. Driving on the sidewalk (but leisurely so) 4. Can finally be as racist as you want to be and claim "upbringing, too old to change." 5. Senior sex parties left alone by police and young perverts because they are "senior sex parties." 6. Drug use: far more rational than it used to be.