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While foraging through the Food & Drug Administrations cafeteria, I came upon this gem snuggling between the Rockstar and Red Bull energy drinks.
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I immediately thought:

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The slogan on the can said: "Slow Your Roll"

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AT that point, I opted for the Red Bull.
The Relax Drank seemed to be grape soda with rose hips and something called valerian supplement.
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