Maybe this isn't as funny as I think it is right now, but on College Football Live they listed the 'diving' distances from TCU to the Big East schools. Apparently Connecticut, the state containing the WWL's headquarters, is 1,723 miles straight down from Fort Worth, which by my estimates puts them somewhere between the third and fourth circles of hell (gluttony and greed).

As the saying goes, "You can go to hell. I will go to the Big East".