We always loved Choose Your Own Adventure books, particularly Jay Leibold's Sabotage, the book that taught us what a Tyrolean Traverse was, and that you should never, ever trust a pretty German girl with nice tits who suggests you should kiss her and then go to page 88. (Don't do it! She's a SPYYYYYY.) Cam Newton is a magical troll, GUS OF MALZAHN is always right, and Road House plays an important part in the plot, as it should with all modern stories. (Nods to McCovey Chronicles, the brilliant blog who also does these, and who we'd read more often if they didn't write about a British girls' game.)