SOUTH BEND, IN - Notre Dame Athletic Director Jack Swarbrick announced the finalized schedules for upcoming football seasons in a press conference Wednesday afternoon. We now bring you an exclusive preview of the exciting Fighting Irish football schedules of the future!

2011

1. vs. NAVY (Calcutta)
2. vs. SYRACUSE (Omaha)
3. vs. WAKE FOREST (El Paso)
4. vs. WASHINGTON STATE (San Antonio)
5. vs. INDIANA (Juneau)
6. vs. ARMY (El Paso, again)
7. vs. AIR FORCE (El Paso. Yeah.)
8. vs. COAST GUARD ACADEMY (Fargo)
9. vs. VILLANOVA (Vancouver)
10. vs. TULANE (Provo)
11. vs. TURNER GILL. JUST TURNER GILL. (Tierra del Fuego)
12. BYE
13. at Stanford

2012

1. at Michigan
2. at Alabama
3. at Alabama (again)
4. at New York Giants
5. vs. 1985 CHICAGO BEARS
6. at Ohio State
7. at Oklahoma
8. vs. OREGON (Baltimore)
9. vs. ALABAMA (Cursed Indian Burial Ground)
10. at Texas
11. at Southern Cal
12. BYE
13. at Stanford

1. vs. ZYGON'S INTERSTELLAR LEGIONS OF DOOM
2. at Azathoth, the Daemon Sultan at the Center of Infinity
3. at the Invincible Necron Cyborg Nemesis
4. vs. EIHORT, GOD OF THE LABYRINTH (Baltimore)
5. at the Intergalactic Empire of a Thousand Suns
6. vs. ENTROPY ITSELF (Orlando)
7. at Zombor the All-Consuming
8. at Zhar and Lloigor, the Twin Obscenities
9. at the Maw of the Infinite Empire
10. vs. THE BRAIN SPIDERS FROM BEYOND
11. at the Merciless Blood-Beings of Rigel 7
12. BYE
13. at Stanford