Back when Ancient Chinese Secret was six months old, a strange intersection of fate and coincidence took place one November night in Miami. Fortunately, Brunt Mashbanger was there to capture it for us.

Who is this "Charles" guy?

Charles says Lou Holtz's offense is one-dimensional.

Charles says Notre Dame needs to throw the ball more.

Charles will now tell you what he could to Miami. On national television.

Charles has yet to discover the flat-top.