ROOTABILITY FOR WEEK SEVEN: REALLY JUST ABOUT GETTING HAMMERED IN WISCONSIN
Rootability's up, and it's really just about the worst thing you can do: get drunk in Wisconsin with people from Wisconsin. The joke Black makes about Wisconsinites being the only people left who drink Brandy Old-Fashioneds is true, and horribly so: we drank one while drinking two beers at the same time at the Safe House, where we were so impaired we could not operate the payphone exit. You people are nuts.