All right, so the Blind Oracle at Bristol has been a little off lately. No matter! If you mortals are too dense to correctly interpret his prophetic visions, that's really not his problem.

Now be silent and listen very carefully to the Oracle's mysterious words as he enters his trance-like state once again...

"How the fuck did Western Michigan get on the schedule? Seriously. Bottom line, the Irish lack the team speed to keep up with the Broncos. Western Michigan beats Notre Dame, 35-10"