GRAB A PLATE AND BECOME SPORTS-OBESE, YOUNG MAN
Keeley's complete buffet is up at SBN. We'll be along with the Twitter profiles and a few other things in a bit, but it's a hellaciously busy Friday ahead of a road trip, so all due apologies to you. BTW: we are headed to T-Town tomorrow, so all suggestions for amusements besides Archibald's are encouraged in the comments.