Man 1: Hey, you introduced yourself to the neighbors yet?
Man 2: Nah, man.
Man 1: Why not? You should? It helps to know people, meet new friends, get a lay of the neighborhood, it's--
Man 2:Trust me. It's not worth it. Plus I have to do it sooner rather than later.
Man 1: When are you going to say hi?
Man 2: Oh, later I guess.
Man 1: You should bring them a bottle of wine. People like wine.
Man 2: Oh, man I don't think that's a good idea.
(Two felony charges get UAB a total of six points for Will Dunbar, who failed to register as a sex offender or notify the state of Alabama of his change of address to tell everyone he's a pederast what's a pederast shut the fuck up Donny.)
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