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PETE CARROLL: SLAVE TO FASHION

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Pete Carroll's totally happy to give up timeouts to wear USC's home jerseys against UCLA. Fuck you he won't do what you tell him! Fuck you he won't do what you tell him!

The Pac-10 will just make him give up two time outs in the game to do this, which is a price we'd like to see transferred and used as a measure for all kinds of things, like trading all of your time outs if players were allowed play with rollies on, or perhaps giving up your challenges in exchange for the right to play with fully mirrored reflective uniforms. The fun Oregon could have with this would be UNSANE.

Oregon's LED-illuminated ones would look like the players had been infected with fluorescent jaundice. Make it happen, Phil Knight!