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COCKTAIL PARTY MEMORIES: SUBMIT THEM IF YOU DARE

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We would also like to say that on this DAY OF HORROR that you should let the dead rise yourself and submit your own cocktail party memories below. For example, perhaps this was you:

If it was, please feel free to share the story of how, if at all, you regrew your dignity after biting a woman's boob in public, or after soiling yourself in public, or soiling a woman's boob in the parking lot.