The sexiest football coach in all the game is Alvin Wyatt, the father of the Wyattbone offense and noted exemplar of the philosophy that stuntin' is not a talent, but instead a habit instilled by hard work and the choice of only the finest African-American menswear from 1974.
How does Alvin Wyatt afford such fine threads on a Bethune-Cookman salary? Without raiding George Benson's closet? And on top of the Caddy bill? Easy. He lives in the dorm with his players.